LAYDeeeeeeeeeeeZs and Gentlemen...... WELCOME to the Blogville Circus... SIDE SHOW.
There are 5 SIDE SHOW EVENTS... PLUS.... the ACTUAL CIRCUS. Don't miss out on ANY of the entertainments. Now folks the Blogville Circus Crew would like to introduce>>>>
Stuffie Tamers FRANKIE FURTER and ERNEST vonSCHNITZEL
HERE we are ... READY TO bring you.... our TRAINED and TAMED STUFFIES !!!
In the RING we will be bringing you some of the most AMAZING Stuffie Acts you have EVER SEEN...
Ernie and I have worked like.... Well, Like DOGS.. training and TAMING and Whipping and RIPPING our stuffies into Shape fur the Big Circus... Side Show.
You gotta keep your eyes on them CONSTANTLY... they are TRICKY.. in more ways than ONE.
Ernie REALLY liked CRACKING the WHIP...
Fur our FURST act.... we bring you.... STUFFIES on STANDS... They climb up slowly and try to get back off... butt WE know our Jobs... GET UP THERE you Stubborn Stuffies...
Some do a better job of others.... It is SCARY fur them... We had to use a LOT of PAWSitive Reinforcement in order to achieve the desired results...
Just a few more seconds and you stuffies can go back
NOW fur this NEXT act we bring you BARKLEY... and his RIDER Squeeeeeek. None of this comes NATURAL to them you know... EASY Barkley... Keep your BALANCE Squeeeeeek... OK...... come..... COME Barkley.... Easy... slow CAREFUL Now..... UUUP
UUUUPPPP Barkley...
OMD will you look at THIS...... Squeeeeeeek managed to stay ON and BARKLEY is UP on that STAND!!! HOLD IT.... EASY fellas... HOLD.... WATCH Squeeeeeek Ernie... Keep him still.... Good JOB.... OK.... DOWN... and you two can trot on outta the RING... beclaws we are about to bring in the....NEXT act...
OK Frankie, I am ready.... Bring in the DEATH DEFYING Dachshund TUMBLERS!!!
And HERE THEY COME.....
LOOK at THIS..... these dachshunds can REALLY Rock and ROLL OVER each other...
OMD OMD..... the FAST PACED ACTION is almost UNBELIEVABLE It took US like 87 days to teach them all these moves....
ASTONISHING aren't they... The Death Defying Dachshund Tumblers are HUGE CROWD PLEASERS fur SURE.... Now Ernie, will you please take them out and send in ...... our next act.....
Can you EVEN believe your Eyes folks......
We have TAMED a Stuffie SQUIRREL to Roll out the BARREL....
YES FOLKS.... SQUIRRELS CAN indeed be Tamed.... with the right training methods... to do some very SIMPLE tricks... Feast your eyes on this act... it is Not to be believed we tell you.
THIS is the ONLY Tamed Squirrel ACT of its kind in the entire UNIVERSE!!!
OK FOLKS..... are you ready fur another act?? We are bringing BARKLEY Back with TWO of his Riders... YES We DID say TWO... Stuffies on him a ONCE... Steady boy... Easy you two... E Z WATCH them ERNIE.....
and here they go>>>> around the ring.... Slowly at furst.... Building up courage...... OK Faster now Barkley... FASTER BOY...
GOOD Job.... NOW let's show the Folks just how SMOOTH your ride is Buddy... are you set Ernie... ALLLLLLL RIGHTY then... Put those thingys on there....
Holey Gwalk a MOLEY.... folks would you just LOOK at this... BOTH BARKLEY and Cool Cat... are balancing BALLS on their Noses.... OMD THIS is a REALLY difficult feat fur a Stuffie to pawform... Esp. when MOVING around the RING at near Break Neck Speed...
REMEMBER NOW....... TOMORROW Ernie and I will be bringing you a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT set of TAMED STUFFIES... so be SURE to come back and see us then... And don't furget to use the LINKS BELOW this to get to ALL of the OTHER FUN stuff fur TODAY...
Now LAYDEEEEEEEZ and GENTLEMEN... we ask you to move to the OUTSIDE of our Stuffie TAMER TENT... to WHERE BENNY AND LILY will be bringing you Yet ANOTHER... STUFFIE TAMER ACT... that is WAY TOOOOOOOO HOOGE to be pawformed In a TENT...
Please Click EXIT THIS WAY to Benny and Lily
And don't miss the MAIN CIRCUS Tent !!!! Click HERE for that..
The other SIDE SHOW attraction links are:
FUReak Show by Shelldon and Beachnut
Carnival FOODS by Chef Sasha
Carnival RIDES by Sallie Marie
CLOWNS by Turien
All SIDE SHOW events are brought to you TOTALLY FREE... as a PART of the Circus... which is where you will be going to help our beloved furends.... THANK YOU for Your SUPPORT.