Showing posts with label by Frankie and Ernie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label by Frankie and Ernie. Show all posts

Friday, February 15, 2013

STUFFIE TAMERS....Circus SIDE Show #1

Attention... RE: the  Blogville CIRCUS BLOG...   If you do NOT have a Pay Pal Acct. butt wish to help our furends ....   you may email  ROO and he will be glad to help you with how to use Check or Money order...     1roodog(at)gmail(dot)com     Please put Payment in the subject line.

LAYDeeeeeeeeeeeZs and Gentlemen......  WELCOME to the Blogville Circus... SIDE SHOW.
There are 5 SIDE SHOW EVENTS...  PLUS.... the ACTUAL CIRCUS.     Don't miss out on ANY of the entertainments.       Now folks   the Blogville Circus Crew would like to introduce>>>>

     Stuffie Tamers   FRANKIE FURTER and ERNEST vonSCHNITZEL     

HERE we are ... READY TO   bring you....       our    TRAINED and TAMED   STUFFIES !!!

 In the RING we will be bringing you some of the most AMAZING Stuffie Acts you have EVER SEEN...
 Ernie and I have worked like....  Well, Like DOGS.. training and TAMING and Whipping and RIPPING our stuffies into Shape fur the Big Circus...    Side Show.
 You gotta keep your eyes on them CONSTANTLY... they are TRICKY.. in more ways than ONE.
     Ernie REALLY liked CRACKING the WHIP...  
 Fur our FURST act.... we bring you....    STUFFIES on STANDS...     They climb up slowly and try to get back off... butt WE know our Jobs...     GET UP THERE you Stubborn Stuffies... 
 Some do a better job of others....    It is SCARY fur them...   We had to use a LOT of PAWSitive Reinforcement in order to achieve the desired results...     
 Just a few more seconds and you stuffies can go back into our toy box to your safe cages...   COME ON....  stay.... STAY....     that's it...          GOOD JOB!!!   
 NOW fur this NEXT act we bring you BARKLEY...  and his RIDER Squeeeeeek.      None of this comes NATURAL to them you know...        EASY Barkley...     Keep your BALANCE  Squeeeeeek...      OK......   come..... COME Barkley....   Easy... slow    CAREFUL Now.....  UUUP
   UUUUPPPP  Barkley...
 OMD     will you look at THIS......   Squeeeeeeek  managed to stay ON and BARKLEY is UP on that STAND!!!      HOLD IT....   EASY fellas...   HOLD....        WATCH Squeeeeeek Ernie...  Keep him still....    Good JOB....         OK....   DOWN... and you two can trot on outta the RING...   beclaws we are about to bring in the....NEXT act...
 OK Frankie, I am ready....   Bring in the    DEATH DEFYING Dachshund TUMBLERS!!!   
            And HERE THEY COME.....   
 LOOK at THIS..... these dachshunds can REALLY  Rock and  ROLL OVER each other...    
     
 OMD OMD..... the FAST PACED ACTION is  almost UNBELIEVABLE      It took US like 87 days to teach them all these moves....    
 ASTONISHING aren't they...    The Death Defying Dachshund Tumblers are HUGE CROWD PLEASERS    fur SURE....      Now Ernie, will you please take them out and send in ......    our next act.....    
 Can you EVEN believe your Eyes folks......  

   We have TAMED a Stuffie SQUIRREL to Roll out the BARREL....  
 YES FOLKS....   SQUIRRELS      CAN indeed be Tamed....   with the right training methods... to do some very SIMPLE tricks...       Feast your eyes on this act...     it is Not to be believed we tell you.
    THIS is the ONLY Tamed Squirrel ACT of its kind in the entire UNIVERSE!!!   
OK FOLKS.....  are you ready fur another act??   We are bringing BARKLEY Back with TWO of his Riders...     YES  We DID say TWO... Stuffies on him a ONCE...          Steady boy...   Easy you two...         E  Z                           WATCH them ERNIE.....    
and here they go>>>>   around the ring....    Slowly at furst.... Building up courage......  OK Faster now Barkley...  FASTER BOY...
      GOOD Job....    NOW let's show the Folks  just how     SMOOTH your ride is Buddy...    are you set Ernie...   ALLLLLLL    RIGHTY  then...  Put those thingys on there....    
Holey Gwalk a MOLEY.... folks   would you just LOOK at this...  BOTH BARKLEY and Cool Cat... are balancing BALLS on their Noses....       OMD     THIS is a REALLY difficult feat fur a Stuffie to pawform...   Esp. when MOVING around the RING at near Break Neck Speed...  
      REMEMBER NOW.......   TOMORROW    Ernie and I will be bringing you a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT set of   TAMED STUFFIES...     so be SURE to come back and see us then...              And   don't furget to use the LINKS  BELOW this     to get to ALL of the OTHER FUN stuff fur TODAY...        
 Now LAYDEEEEEEEZ   and GENTLEMEN...   we ask you to   move to the  OUTSIDE of our Stuffie TAMER TENT... to WHERE        BENNY AND LILY will be bringing you Yet ANOTHER... STUFFIE TAMER ACT... that is WAY TOOOOOOOO HOOGE to be pawformed In a TENT...
           Please  Click           EXIT THIS WAY      to Benny and Lily

            And don't miss the MAIN CIRCUS Tent  !!!!                 Click HERE for that.. 

   The other   SIDE SHOW attraction links are:

FUReak Show          by   Shelldon and Beachnut

Carnival FOODS      by   Chef Sasha

Carnival RIDES    by Sallie Marie

CLOWNS         by   Turien   

All   SIDE SHOW  events are brought to you TOTALLY FREE... as a PART of the Circus... which is where you will be going to help our beloved furends....        THANK YOU for Your SUPPORT.