Sunday, July 8, 2012

18 days and counting.... # 4 in Series

You will be able to start SENDING YOUR PICS. to HOSTS.... TOMORROW!!!!!

AND...... REMEMBER.... EVERY ATHLETE is to send One pic to POSIE  for being seen in the PARADE OF ATHLETES...   which is pawt of the OPENING Ceremonies... She has her rules posted on her  6/28/12 post.. click on her name above..         PLUS  ++++
      you will ALSO be sending ONE picture to   FINN  so that you will also be seen in the STADIUM fur her CLOSING Ceremony.         you only need to send them ONE pic Each   no matter how many events you enter...  BUTT you DO need to send a pic to them.       We will want to see EVERY SINGLE ATHLETE  in BOTH of these EVENTS......   OK???     

Today we will start with Synchronized PEEing... hosted by...Shasta and Shiloh  to be aired on AUGUST 6th..
It took a long time fur Ernie to start Using the FENCE...  Like I (Frankie Furter) do.   BUTT you can see that he has the concept ... now...      
 BUTT,   I gotta say.... I wish that he would do it..... a little FARTHER UP THE FENCE.. from MY Favorite spot.   Wouldn't you agree?         
The NEXT event that we Trained fur is...    Stuffie Gutting    DE-STUFFING   which will be held on AUGUST 6th. and is being hosted by... RUTHIE and Crew
ERNIE is VERY good at this Event...      Sometimes he is a Bit TOO good.   so here I am training fur  a bit of    KEEP AWAY..  along WITH   trainin fur        DE-STUFFING.           
 Now ERNIE takes DE-STUFFING to the full Limit...  he not only Rips out the GUTS and SQUEAKERS...  he take off LIMBS and other assorted body pawts.
 Let's move on to some of the training Ernie and I have done for    Free Style Zoomies... Hosted by Susie and Sidebite..  on AUGUST 7th.     
 There will be SEVERAL mini events held under this Umbrella.    Please go to their BLOG to find out which thingy(s)  you will be wanting to enter...      Ernie and I (Being Dachshunds) have chosen to get in shape fur the....    (GROUND HUGGERS) race.     Hey Now.... you stop that... I can HEAR you LAFFIN...
 Remember how I told you to be Creative and try to get DOUBLE DUTY outta your stuffs... so you can get into MORE (hopefully ALL) of the events...  well here is an example of that...  I use THIS training exercise fur BOTH      Catch me IF you CAN     and   now ..HERE fur the Ground Hugger's Race.               I give ERNIE a bit of a head start and then I       ZOOOOOOOOOM   down MY HILL  after him.
 THEN we come BACK up the Hill and I say READY SET...  ZOOOOOOOM ERNIE... and off he goes AGAIN...   and I count to 87 and   ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM   right behind him..   (I know he is kinda hard to see butt ERNIE is that Brown Speck... half way down to MY Maple tree.)
  Next... I am gonna take a bit of a SIDEBITE my self... and SHOW you the hosts fur the event.
WHY????   You ask...       Easy Peasy....      Ruby and Penny are MY BRIDES of nearly TWO YEARS.    Are they not the mostest GORGEOUS WIMMEN in the World????   {{{SIGH}}}}
Ruby is on the LEFT and Penny is on the RIGHT.        The just make my knees weak.
       HEY... YOU GUYS....   NO SNIFFIN...    get your OWN Wimmen !!   grrrrrrrrrrr
OK....   So Ruby and Penny are bringing you ....    ROACHING  and ROLLING  on AUGUST 7th.         Roaching and Rolling are the same thingys,  you knew that didn't you?   
Ernie and I are both really good at it... butt we have slightly different techniques...  Here, allow me show you...
Being young and kinda foolish  Ernie goes fur the Throw himself down and FLIP Over and jump up kinda ROACHIN...   I mean REALLY  can you tell how FAST he does it... the boy is a total BLURR.   
 I (Husband of Ruby and Penny) take the more MATURE approach...   Slow and Steady and oooooh so through.     I start with my head and ears....   and then work my way on from there....
 See ?    Roaching is an ART FORM     somethingy to be SAVORED.    Like I do my WIMMEN.

let us talk SQUIRREL HURDLES...   which is being hosted by BAILEY and KATY on August 8th. You can go to their post dated  6/25/12 to see all the rules.. and please note the change in EMAIL addy for them...  your pics will go to the SHELTIETIMES Email addy that they have up there.   AND   DEADLINE for Sending them is   JULY 18th.  like all other events...      
     Remember all the times I said.... BE CREATIVE...   Well Ernie and I had to be creative with this one... as you will see.    
     Okay... Lissen up ERNIE....       FURST you gotta SET the Squeakie Squirrels UP...  YES that's good...   you are gettin it ..
 AND THEN you TRY not to Knock them down when you jump over them...   (Did I mention that we USED to have 6 of these squirrels???    You will have to ask MR. Destructive Ernie about the others)  
 OK ERNIE.... TRY AGAIN....     No need to Whine...  this doing HURDLES with squirrels is Really hard...   especially when you are a DACHSHUND and EVERYTHINGY is really HIGH to US.    Just do your BEST buddy.      I'm here fur you.
 OMD OMD....... it only took 87 tries but Ernie FINALLY made it over BOTH REMAINING Squirrel Hurdles!!!!!!!         It was one of his FINER MOMENTS and DARN... I am ONE PROUD Big BROTHER...  
    Now for the more REFINED Crowd...    I bring you...     DRAW YOUR PEEP(s)   hosted by INDIGO...  and to be seen on   AUGUST 8th..
I am sure you saw a couple of weeks ago... that Ernie and I BOTH had to do some MAJOR MAJOR training fur this one...       We are not very artistic at all.    BUTT.. hehehe  BUTT  ....  BUTT.... we took a CRACK at it anyway...   
     Since Ernie worked so hard at HIS Drawing   I'm gonna let him do his own SHOW and TELL...      
WANNNA C   DOYA DOYA WANNNA C %  &&&(^#$    OOOOH DAT FUN  &$^@)*^
 OK.....    I GOTS BOO WURDS NOW...   I LIK BOO     
    SEE ME....    LUK WAT I MAIDDED BY I SELF.      WHIF PAPERS FUR MI FURS AN STUFFS.....   N MY MOM IS DOIN THE PET ON ERNIE STUFFS.    SEEEEEEEEEE   gaess WOT....    Fank said it was all     TREE Dimensional !
               &%^#)!@^_)(&^%    i lik  dez thingys fank   i gonna make mor *^@)#!_*&*^%!
OH GOOD GRIEF...   GET AWAY ERNIE....!    SORRY FOLKS... GUESS THAT IDEA DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.    Sheesh.      Well any way he really did use crumbled up tissue and I must admit that it didn't turn out too bad..   and once I soaked Ernie's ear.. the glue and green ick did come out.       

He did color out of the lines though...      

and I know you have been waiting to see what I would do fur Dad...    I thought I would keep this a secret  from him... and then fur his BIRFDAY... I would have somethingy 
PAWSONAL to give him.....   He is gonna be THRILLED when he sees it...  I KNOW he will want it hung right over the TV so he can see it EVERY DAY...      I used one of my FAVORITE pictures of DAD...    to Model from.      I titled it...    Dad is my Best  Butt T   
 I think it really LOOKS like him.    
 Want to see the Picture I used to work from?     It is kinda FAMOUS in some Blogville circles!
BUTT Enought about art....   let us continue on to....   
Lulu Louise's      SNACK SACK RACE for August 8th.           Ernie and I were TRULY ready to Train fur THIS event...       FURST we got a bunch of our SNACK SACKS....  FULL ONES naturally...   and then  we...  sort of    OPENED UP...

 We did a bit of    KEEP AWAY    Training and then...   Katie Bar the Door...
 We grabbed a SACK OF SNACKS and...
 AWAY we went....   like a herd of TURTLES WILD DACHSHUNDS.. headin for the CHOW LINE.
 This makes 28 of the 34  events that we have shown you our training for.   We hope you will come back tomorrow for the 5th and Final of this series...

REMEMBER that you will be able to start sending your pictures to hosts TOMORROW!!!   Don't furget to inclued the name of the event in the subject line.. and be sure to have your NAMES on there.. and it would be nice fur your hosts if you actually typed in your email addy.. along with your names.   SO,  are you all as excited as I am???      
HOSTS.......     I hope you have your INBOXES...  all polished up and ready.       Remember what MANGO told us.... we gotta ROLL with the PUNCHES..              I love you all BUSHLES and PECKS.  



Finn said...

I am impressed with that roaching! I won't mention the butt crack!

Unknown said...

Oh the roaching , brilliant. Have a happy Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Ruby and Penny said...

Holy Gwak a Moley. You too have been busy! How long did it take to get the sand out of your furs Frank.
DadB is going to love your drawing.

Love ya
Ruby & Penny

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL Frankie and Ernie. I hope mom didn't get coffee in your faces when she snorted at the butt crack pictures that was too funny. As for the draw your peeps...I heard the National Art Museum would be contacting you on a showing.

Hugs from your excited BFFF

Unknown said...

Oh Dog i can't stop laughing!!!
It's going to be EPIC
Indigo the Great Dane

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Ooooooooo my eyes, eyes...... Can't focus proper after seeing that butt crack.......

Rubie xxxx ;-)

Two French Bulldogs said...

what is better, the crack or you making sandy angels!!
Benny & Lily

GOOSE said...

Butt T. Bawhahhaha I will laugh about that all day long!!!!

Molly the Airedale said...

OMG, we love your dad's birthday card, Frankie! It's too funny! He's going to love it!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Dachshund Nola said...

I can't wait!

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, you guys sure are working hard at these olympic events! Great job with the zoomies and those sand roaches are perfect. Ernst, you did a super job on that 3D furry pix of Mamaw petting you! Now, Frankie, I think Papaw Pantslegs never looked better! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR! ahem. Where are those suspenders?!?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

Matilda the Boxer said...

I can't wait!!! My pics are almost ready!

Anonymous said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada is stil cracking up abowt wot he calls the dachshund trayn!!! and now he is saying sumthing abowt git it cracking up and he is cracking up sum more!!! i hav no ideea wot he is tawking abowt i think he may be cracking up for reel!!! ha ha ok bye

Murphy said...

Don't you know crack kills - BOL!!! You all are so busy and so creative that we are in awe of you!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Mr Frankie, it's getting very exciting now. Thanks for your helpful ideas. Your drawing of your dad cracks us up hehehehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Lorenza said...

A super duper wet sandy roaching!
And some butt showing too!
Kisses and hugs

Ziggy Stardust said...

Frankie and Ernie, I want to stop and thank you both for all of your help in getting ready for the "Event of the Summer". Your suggestions are so helpful and I really think you should have a book made to help the real 2 legger athletes in the future. You are both pawsome and I love you. Now let the games begin.

Loveys Sasha

Bassetmomma said...

That was one sandy mess! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Frankie that was the best roachin and rollin photo ever! :D Luv the pics of your folks BOL! OMD I'm still laughin BOL! :D

Waggin at ya,

Tucker said...

Hi Frankie, that roaching picture is so embarrassing, all that sand in your furs... BOL!!

Could you helps me with FIERCEFUL YAWNING? I haven't met Kashim, Othello and Salome and I don't know where to send my entry.


woof - Tucker