Monday, July 9, 2012

17 more days... Final in my series...

NOTE:    You may start sending your PICTURES..... TODAY.           deadline is July 18th.   
          
  Cat Olympic Deadline is EARLIER...   Friday July 13th...    

ALSO:       don't furget to send   ONE pic of EVERY ATHLETE   to Posie... for gettin into the PARADE OF ATHLETES... in the OPENING Ceremony...        and another to Finn... for being seen in the   STADIUM  during the CLOSING Ceremony.          One pic. is all that is needed for each of them...  no matter HOW MANY events you are entered into.      Don't FURGET this.   We will ALL be wanting to be SEEN TOGETHER fur BOTH of these VERY EXCITING ceremonies.   
      You will be Sorry if you Don't send a pic to Posie and to Finn.   I'm just sayin.
Posie posted her RULES on 6/28/12.

The furst event Ernie and I are showing you TODAY.. is    Sasha's    BOXING... which will take place on AUGUST 9th.     Hey that is a WHOLE Month away... Plenty of time to get this one down Pat!!!        Please NOTE....    I (Frankie Furter) am   a  FRAGILE little fella.    
 Now let us see some  EXTREME WEATHER SPORTS.. fur FRANK THE TANK... who will be presenting this event on AUGUST 9th..      Frank has his rules on his post dated 6/27/12

Since it is SIZZLING HOT in our neck of the woods right now....   I thought I would show your ERNIE...    doing something to COOL Down...   Even in the lake he was panting that day...   THAT was an EXTREMELY HOT  Day.           
 Now let's go to the OTHER  Extreme ...     FREEZING COLD...   BRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr   It was SOOO cold THAT day ... I had to wear my Bomber Jacket.              Now if we can get out in the EXTREMES.... and show what GOOD SPORTS we are... so can you...  RIGHT???    Get your pics sent to Frank the TANK... (Not to be confused with Frankie Furter).   BOL
 Wow.... I gotta get WARMED up again after that.   I think we will give Max the Quilt Cat's TURBO TRACK a bit of a go...   This event will be held on AUGUST 10th..    Butt you can start sending YOUR ....  CREATIVE Pictures  TODAY...        I say CREATIVE beclaws the CATS will probably have an ACTUAL  Turbo Track... butt Ernie and I had to find a way to make our OWN Track...   and you can do that TOO.      NOTE:    NO Spiders were damaged in this Creative Turbo Track thingy!
We thought and thought and THOUGHT and finally came up with a TRACK fur TURBOing with.        Mom loaded up the Water Spout thingy with balls and ...
 We took turns... sort of... grabbing them when they came SHOOTING OUT.
 HEY MOM......   What cha doin up there?   Loafing on the Job...   Chop Chop Woman,   Send down some MORE.           CHEAP  HELP !!!
 The NEXT event we Trained fur was Luna and Cynder's   Snoopendous Sniff-A-Thon  which will be coming your way on AUGUST 10th..         Now We are SUPER SNIFFERS... beclaws we are DACHSHUNDS...  You did Know that, DIDN'T you????   
 So HERE we are .... sniffin and snufflin around in the yard...    We need to make sure that we have no INTRUDERS or that there isn't some good Roachin and Rollin material that we might have missed.  It is HARD work.... butt we are MIGHTY HUNTIN HOUNDS with NOSES that are finely tuned.  NOTHING escapes a DACHSHUND's SNIFFER.      
   Now THAT was a BALL.. and speaking of a BALL... HERE is Mollie Jo's GREAT TENNIS BALL TOURNAMENT Practice... on our Hill.     It will be on YOURs   AUGUST 11th..  OH NO... that is the LAST day of competition!!!!!   I know we will not want to see our olympics come to close.   

MOM.... would you PLEASE explain the RULES to Ernie...   He BIT my FOOT and that is HIS FAULT.   
 OK.... we gotta get these tennis balls from Point A to Point B  Without makin a RACKET... 
 Come ON ERNIE....   it is your turn to SERVE.     I'll have  DUCK Jerky and some COOL CARROTS... this Tennis ball stuff makes me HUNGRY   and   HOT and SWEATY... 
Speakin of HOT and SWEATY and Dirty.... after ALL the Hard work I know you ATHLETES will all be just that...  so we saved this Event for LAST..    Ujio and Izzy and Lizzy are bringing you BATHTUB WRESTING  on AUGUST 11th.        I KNOW     I KNOW....  NORMALLY we all HATE to have a BATH .... butt on AUG. 12th we all are gonna be Packed TIGHTLY into the Blogville Stadium fur the CLOSING Ceremony   and ... well, you don't want to OFFEND your seatmates do you???????????????     OF COURSE NOT...  So you ALL need to be WRESTLED into the BATHTUB and Come CLEAN...     (Showers work fur this too, btw)  
    REMEMBER I said you can Be Creative...  Well I went back in time to bring you THIS Bathtub Wrestling Picture....     it is of ERNIE's Very Furst EVER...  BATH...   and TRUST me... he LOOKS really LITTLE here... butt by the time he finished Wrestling with MOM.... SHE was as WET as HE was....   BaaaaaWaaaaah   It was QUITE and EVENT fur SURE.
   AND THERE YOU ARE..... Ernie and I just showed you how YOU can manage to get in EVERY SINGLE EVENT... as long as you are a bit creative and ....  WHAT????   What do you mean Where is MY Bathtub Wrestling Pic???     You didn't think you were gonna get to see the Chairman of the Olympic Committee in the ... BUFF  bath did you?        OHHHHHHHHHHH  OKAY.......
Here I am....  in all my Glory...

 And if you just THINK you aren't gonna need a Bit of Bathtub WRESTLING after you have finished all of your events.....
 You have another  STINK   SINK     THINK  coming.     I'm just sayin!!

23 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I have been asked for CORBIN's Email addy... so that you can send your pictures for CROSS NEIGHBORHOOD WALKABOUT

ohcutecorbin(AT)gmail(dot)com

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie I hope your Mom doesn't throw you out with the dirty water. From the looks of the water a good time was had by all,
Hugs from your BFFF
Madi

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, great job showing us all how these events are all done! Love your creative turbo track and those are some BOL funny bath pix! I've already gotten a bunch of Swimming Event competitors already this morning! Woohoo!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

Shelle Pennington said...

Geez, Frankie! That water looks like you were just bathing in dirt! You sure do like to keep the hair full of that stuffs!

I hope you got some rain. We got 1.5 inches yesterday!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Asta said...

Fwankie
The excitement is mounting
Thank you fow all those examples..you and Ewnie awe soo cweative..that tuwbo watew spout thingy is fabooloos, but my favowite is seeing you, the chaiwman, ummm, in the buff..hubba , hubba, hehehehe
I tuwned puwple yestewday, Mommi gave me a baf to cool me off, and I wan out and wubbed against Mommi's homepainted puwple sofa, Lacie would just die of jellyness if wshe saw me(since it's hew favowitest colow)

stay cool sweet fwiends
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Mayor Frankie – u an’Ernie r lookin’good in your praktisin'pikchurez. Mom FINALLY got off her duff yesterday an’fixed us a good breakfast tUE help us out with all the praktisin’we bin duin’- she shood haf bin duin'that ALL the time.

Thanx fur the note 'boutz bein'creative - we maay haf tue come up with sum creative stuff of our own (it wood HAF tue b us cuz our mom iz kinda creatively-challenged)
Shiloh'n Shasta

Molly The Wally said...

Will be sending ours in ASAP.
Best wishes Molly

Bassetmomma said...

Wow! That turbo track thingy was awesome! Great idea your Momma had. :)

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Another wonderful post. We are loving watching your renditions of all the different sports. Great job, guys... And love your turbo track version.

Have a super day.

pawhugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles

3 doxies said...

Your turbo track is pure genius...but your mom needs to get on da BALL and start shootin' down fasters...hoomans can be slow ya knows. Did you gets any fotos of her on da roof?

Puddles

The Army of Four said...

There's so much going on I can't even keep UP with it all!!!
I really, REALLY like that snow picture. REALLY. Sigh. Snow. Lovely, cold, snow.
Play bows,
Zim

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh I have sent my pictures in to 11events so far this morning. 7 have been nice and e-mailed me they got them. And, I am looking for addys for others like tongue curling, tennis ball, stick.
I am still working on others. I am just chasing my tail.
You are such a great Mayor Frankie to get this organized!!!!
Sweet William The Scot

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh this is so exciting!
Benny & Lily

Nola said...

You both did great!
Nola

Mitch and Molly said...

We've sent in a couple of pictures already. We're still working hard on more of them, Frankie!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

sprinkles said...

Looks like you really needed that bath, Frankie!

Love your boxing entry. I had a cat who used to love to play with boxes. He also enjoyed paper bags.

Frank The Tank said...

Awww love the photo of Ernie in the sink for his first bath, soo cute, sooo tiny! Thanks for the shout out for my EXTREME Event, love both the hot and cold pics, get them sent to me fast! Mum needs to get her behind in gear and get going on the photo sending for all the events and the parade, she also needs to get back to commenting as she has been real lazy after her Paris vacation! Love Frank (the tank NOT the furter) Ha Ha! x x x x x

K9 Katastrophie said...

Heehee! Frankie you look so small!

Hey wasn't Shelldon's trick so funny!

Licks,
Ruthie

Casey said...

Wow, you and Ernie worked so hard. I don't know how you managed to enter EVERY event! I'm working hard on getting my entries together.

houndstooth said...

Awwww! I forgot everything I was going to say when I saw Ernie's cuteness! You two are great Olympic spokesdogs!

Bunny

Lorenza said...

I know my mom needs to move fast with my pictures....
But... well... you know her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

K9friend said...

We'll be cheering you on!

Pat
Critter Alley

dougall.dog said...

Floyd and I just started submitting our entries, we are SO excited!