See the Picture at the top... THAT is a YARD FLAG the my "Sister" Lori (Sarge's Mom) gave to OUR mom fur Mother's day... and Below is a Brand New Glass Cutting Board that she gave her too. My Mom LOVES them BOTH.
PUDDLES.... made fur Ernie and ME to give to Mom.
Isn't it GRRRRRRRRRREAT. She is gonna
be soooooo surprised when she sees it.
You all know how much I (Frankie Furter) wanted my very own PUPPY... and when I got Ernie I was Thrilled. Well, see Ernie has become a very good boy and he has really learned a LOT of the stuffs I wanted to Teach My Puppy. AND I Love him
She will just LOVE IT. Now I just need to decide about this... Should I give her the FRONT half... that sometimes BITES and BARKS... Or should I give her the BACK half that ALWAYS Pees and Poops? Hummmmmmm I don't think she would be happy with EITHER of THOSE Halves. DO YOU? How about I give her one SIDE? That would still be HALF of Ernie, RIGHT?
I know... I'll let HER Chews... She can have EITHER the Left Side or the Right Side. YEP! THAT WILL WORK.. Butt WAIT.... there's MORE...
When I give Mom one side of Ernie... and I keep One side... that will mean that MY Mom will be
Right??? WOW.... I've Never had a Brother before. I'll be Ernie's BIG Brother and Also his OWNER.. so now I can REALLY BOSS him around and stuffs.
THIS is gonna work out GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
Now I just gotta go get mom and show her this....
Come and See THIS...
Happy Mother's Day... Mom!!!
I am giving you HALF of ERNIE... Which half do you Chews.. Left or Right?
Half is a LOT, you know.
I hope you like your Pressie Mom!!
I love you mom!!!
PeeS.... Hey mom... Your PRESSIE... just left you a pressie out in the yard. I'm just sayin.