Thursday, February 10, 2011

Soup's On...

I am still Sea Quest Heard in this Secret Location... somewhere in the Cold SNOW COVERED North East. I am Still working my paws off as an Apprentice to the Master Wood Working Guy. He is really super to me.. He had some stinky stuffs that he rubbed my Judgey Wig with and it dissolved the Super Glue.. Thank Dawgness fur that.. Now I can take it on and off as I need to.
It would NOT be safe to wear my Wig around the super strength Power Tools and stuffs, so I mostly just wear my red Milkbone Lumber Cutter cap. It does DOUBLE DUTY beclaws the ear thingys work as noise stopping Ear Mufflers!!! Here in the BARN we have a spiffy Wood Burner Stove. It serves Double duty too. The Master Guy seems to like to put a lot of the thingys that I (Judge Frankie Furter) make, inside there fur safe keeping.
When we aren't WORKING up a SWEAT on projects and all like that... we get kinda chilly. I wear my lumber cutter coat until the wood burner thingy gets all fired up. That causes the BARN to get warm. I wonder where the Master Guy puts MY Projects when he does that? He won't let me close when he is building a fire fur some reason. I need to ask about that.
FF: Mr. Master Sir, why don't you let me help you put wood in the burner stove?
MM: Don't want you to catch your furs on fire Frankie.
FF: Oh, I didn't think about THAT. Thanks Sir. You take really good care of me. Except fur those HOOOOOGE Dry Food Chunks... They are almost toooooo big fur me to eat. You must have thought that I was gonna be a really BIG dawg when I asked to come here fur this Internship.
MM: Didn't matter... it is the Only Size I have.
FF: OH! Well, the water you give me is the right size. hehehe
MM: Ha Ha Ha that was funny Frankie.
FF: Butt the BOWL you put it in is REALLY Tall fur me to reach into. I'm just sayin.
FF: I can Cook. Would you like fur me to make some SUPER SOUP? I could cook it on top of the wood burner... in that grrrrreat Iron Pot you have.
MM: Sure... what do you need.
FF: NOTHING butt WATER. I brought the other thingys that I need.
MM: OK... I'll get the water. Are you SURE you don't need anything else?
FF: Well I brought the BONES from home. And that is what I really need... Plus the Water, of course. You get the water and I'll put the Bones in the Iron Pot! This soup is really EASY to make. OK?
MM: Yup. If you are SURE that's all you need for me to get I'll get it now.

FF: Well, now that you mention it... If you have a Potato or two they are grrrreat in this soup. Not necessary, butt they make it really grrrreat.
MM: I'll bring some Potatoes and the water. You sure that's all you need???
FF: OH YES.. the Bones and potatoes will make a grrreat soup. Of course if you want to have a bit more... fiber in the soup... some BEANS would be good. Since it is Just US Guys here in the barn... Know what I mean? I never put beans in... if there are any girrrrrls around.
MM: Yup.. I like Beans. Fiber is Good. No Girls allowed in my Barn. I'll bring some beans with the water and the potatoes. Anything else?
FF: No Sir Mr. Master the bones, water, potatoes, and beans will make a Dandy soup. An Onion might be a nice touch of flavor, butt not necessary.
MM: I like a lot of flavor in my soup Frankie. I am sure I can find an Onion and will bring it with the Water, Potatoes, and Beans. You're right Frankie... this will make the soup Dandy. Anything else you need?
FF: Not a thingy... That will make a Dandy soup fur sure. Not real colorful, butt Dandy. If you like Colorful Soup... all you need are a few Carrots.
MM: I have carrots. I like Colorful Soup... I'll bring those with the water,potatoes,beans,and Onion. Anything Else???
FF: A nice LONG Spoon would be grrrreat. And If you like them... Crackers are nice with this very simple soup.

MM: OK Frankie here are the things you asked for.
FF: Grrrrreat. Could you pour the water over the bones and dump in the beans, to start them cooking? I'll get started on cutting up the Veggies.

FF: This thingy makes Fast work of Veggie Prep. I'm gonna have to tell my mom about this. She just uses a knife and it takes furever. I hope I don't shed any wood shavings in the soup.
MM: Yup, so do I.
FF: Well, if I do... they'll float fur a while and I'll skim them off with the long spoon.
MM: Do you want me to put the Veggies in now Frankie?
FF: Yup. And then I'll put my Coat on. That'll help insulate my furs when I have to get up on the woodburner to stir the soup. Now you just go get in that comfy chair and take a nice long nap... I'll wake you when the soup is ready.
MM: You sure?
FF: Oh yes! See I told you it was really easy... All that is needed is Water and some Bones.
FF: Wake Up Mr. Master... Soup's Ready. Here is your Bowl and Spoon. The crackers are there if you want some.
MM: This soup is Delicious Frankie. I would never have believed that you could make Soup with just Bones and Water.
FF: Burrrrrrp.. I am VERY MUCH GLAD THAT YOU LIKE IT Mr. Master, Pharrrrrrrt... Ooops, scuse me Sir. Those beans must have been Fast Acting.
FF: And that is how you make BONE SOUP !!!!


Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh your bone soup soundz most wunderful Mr. Franie sir - we will haf tu make sum fer our mom - we cood du it fer Valentine Day.
Shiloh'n Shasta

PeeS - Wunder y the Master at least won't let u throw the wood in when he iz makin'the fire - u wood not haf tu git real close an'that way not burn your furz. Wunder what he makez the fire with - what kind of wood?

Amber DaWeenie said...

Thank dogness.....I has been losin' sleep worrying bout your Judgy wig being purr-mently stucks on your head. Glads da glue remover is workin'.

And da soup sounds great. I is on my ways. I will follows my nose so keep eatin' dos beans till I gets dere!

houndstooth said...

Now I'm hungry for soup! Darn it!


Corbin said...

Send some over to me, please!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We bet that bone soup really hit the spot in those cold temps you are probably getting there. We would love to see some of your finished projects after they are done in the fire thingie:)

Very clever post:)))

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Teehee! Very nice Bone Soup! We may have to try that recipe ourselves... We just need to find someone unsuspecting who has a packed pantry... ;-) Glad you are staying warm!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Noodles said...

You are so multi-talented Frankie. I am impressed . . . and all with a few bones and water!
Love Noodles

road-dog-tales said...

Mmmmm, soup sounds good right about now. Wonder if this is something Mom could do? You know, we're not even sure she knows where the KITCHEN is!

The Road Dogs

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, that soup sounds yummy! I notice you still know how to work a I mean room. He really did a nice job of adding those extras to make super soup. I'm starting to drool!
Grr and a Starving Woof,
Sarge, COP

Benny and Lily said...

Gosh Frankie you are working like a dog! That bone soup looks wonder. Look out Martha Stewart
Benny & Lily

Noodles said...

To follow up on your comment on MY BLOG -
Hi Frankie Furter! I root for the 2010 World Champions SF Giants because I live in the SF Bay Area. Baseball is soooooo fun. First of all, there is that ball. . . and that about says it all for me.

Mack said...

That sounds so delicious! We were a little worried when you got to cutting on that big old machine. Thank dog you were careful!

Sandra said...

oooh that sounds most delicious. Hmmm...we will need to let our mom know about this most urgently.

flash, alven, dottie

Remington said...

Now THAT sounds yummy!

Maggie Mae said...

OoH I agree, dis soup sounds yummy!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Anonymous said...

OMD that sounds like good soup!

I like chicken soup. How about you?

woo woos, Tessa

Oskar said...

Ooh, I will request some bone soup right away. We need somthing warm here!

Nubbin wiggles,

Mr. Pip said...

Maybe you could give me a little clue as to your secret location. I promise not to give it away. I will only stay a few minutes, just long enough to have a little bone soup!

Your pal, Pip

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Pass the crackers (dogs that is!) we're ready for some of that bean soup.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

Jenner said...

We, too, are buried in the frigid Northeast. Dreaming of anywhere warm!

Sagira said...

All this is making me hungry :)