Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Letter to Frankie...

Dearest Darling Frankie,
We miss you so much. When will you be coming home? I am going through tissues by the box. The bed is so cold without you and I can hardly sleep.
I tired to send you an email but I seem to have done something terrible to your account. I hope you can fix it when you return.
You got a package yesterday!!!! Do you have a little friend that lives on Dog Road or Road Dog or something like that?? Well, I will keep the box safe until you get home.
Your sweet little cousin Francine called. She seems to hb staying in a Hotel in New York City and has been shopping for Gowns and Jewlery on 5th. Ave..
I thought she was going off to visit your LITTLE FRIEND MANGO?
Anyway she got lost and had to use her cell phone to call one of her Gentlemen friends from New Orleans(AKA No More Leans). Her friend is sending a plane to pick up that darling little Rooney and deliver him to New York City.
From there Sweet Francine and her boyfriend Rooney are going to have a car and driver (again arranged by her gentleman friend) take them to Little Mango's home. I am sure you will be thrilled to see them. Francine certainly does have WONDERFUL and GENEROUS friends.
Francine says that she does NOT want to miss this big party thing that you are helping your friend Mango with.
Darling, I do want to warn you that Francine seems to be a bit JEALOUS or UPSET about something. She was saying something about wanting to be On Stage just like she is when she is playing in New Orleans. I didn't understand all of it, but I am sure you will be able to get it all worked out.
I have to go now sweetheart. I am frying Liver for your dad.
LOVE YOU, Mom

23 comments:

Mango said...

FRANKIE! Are you reading this? Nooooo! The diva competition is mercifully over and I have sent all those preening hens home. Francine! Ish! Maybe she won't be able to find the estate as the snow bank is obscuring our address signage.

Slobbers,
Mango

3 doxies said...

I seriously doubet hers can find her way to Mango's estate...hers not to bright withs directions.
Holy kitteh kat crap...hers goin' with Rooney???????? Her may find her way then.

Puddles

Mr. Pip said...

I hope she is not using your credit card to buy her gowns and jewelry. Francine alone in New York is a scary thought, Frankie ...

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

Frankie, I really tink you better get home...PRONTOish!

Sarge said...

Hey Mamaw!
Wow, we are all kinds of worried here in Blogville. Francine can cause...well...er...um...a bit of a ...gee...maybe ruckus is the right word. Hang in there and Frankie'll be home before you know it!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

road-dog-tales said...

Let's hope Francine gets sidetracked by a shopping mall! or something . . . You really don't need the headache, Frankie.

PeeS - Hope your Mom doesn't give your treats to some OTHER dog.

The Road Dogs

Minna Krebs said...

Well that explains why I had more of da dog kibble to eat last night!!! My greedy~wanting~to~EAT~everything~in~sight brudder Rooney is on a little Vaca!! Heeeheeee

(and we just thought he was taking an extended, big boy poo out in da backyard...)

Mack said...

I sure hope Francine doesn't have her GPS with her!!!

Corbin said...

BOL! There are a lot of shopping malls and outlets between the big city and the Mango Estate! Hopefully she'll get distracted!
-Corbin

Benny and Lily said...

Frankie contact Francine immediately she is out of control
Benny & Lily

Julia Williams said...

As one of your newer followers, I am thoroughly perplexed by this post! LOL. I'm sure in due time it will all make sense -- I hope.

Jazzi said...

Frankie
I think you need to get home like yesterday!! YOur mom cant take this anymore and with her fixin your puter, you better make it fast!! BOL

wags
Jazzi

mayziegal said...

Oh, poor Frankie Momma. I'm so sorry you're so lonely. Would you like me to come visit you? If I do, can I have some of that liver you're cooking?

Francine sure does live the high life, doesn't she? I hope her and Rooney don't get lost and get to the estate safe and sound! I bet Mango is gonna be super happy to see them!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Remington said...

I feel so bad for your mommy. She really misses you. And Francine -- well -- hard tellin' what's going to happen....

scotsmad said...

Maybe Mango had better move and leave no forwarding address.

We see TROUBLE brewing.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Maybe you could make a wooden crate to put her in...

Oskar said...

Nice letter! I hope she's ok!

Nubbin wiggles,
oskar

Sagira said...

Aw...Frankie you have the sweetest mom. Sure does seem like you have been gone a long time. Hope you hurry back home soon.

Zona said...

That Francine is always getting herself into something, isn't she?? I think that liver comment at the end was to lure you into hurrying home! It would work on me! (What am I saying, it DID work on me! I'm heading over to visit your mom now!)

Wags,
Zona

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! Frankie's mom said "Little Mango"! *snort, guffaw* These letters from home just keep getting funnier!

And Francine traveling with Rooney? *wipes tears from eyes with paws* I sense an Ace Ventura moment in somebody's future!

Bunny

P.S. Blueberry has another vet appointment on Friday and we're hoping for more news on a lot of fronts!

♥ Sallie said...

LOL!

Oh, my!

Hugs,

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie,
I am so pleased that you came to visit me even tho you are so busy at Mango's on line contest. You are truly a good friend Frankie!!
Glad you enjoyed my camellias. They are having a ruff year b/c of the cold but when they make it and can bloom they are really beautiful!!
xx, Fern

Lorenza said...

Frankie!
I guess you need to come back home... soon!
It is amazing all the things that happen there when you... are not there!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Roo said...

BOL! Ooooo there be trouble at Frankie's house Hee Hee :P Hope Francine doesn't do somethin terrible like shave all your furs off! :O

Waggin at ya,
Roo