Thank Dawgness Mr. Master the World's Bestest Woodworker guy believes in taking a break now and then.
It gives us some QUIET time fur disgussin lots of thingys. Of course we have to turn off all the exciting POWER tools furst. AND I have to take my Ear Protection Off.
Befor I can get up on Mr. Master's Lap he has to brush me off a little bit. These wood shavings really stick in my furs.
FF: Well Sir, they don't call it camPAINing fur nothing. It is a lot of hard work. You gotta walk in a bunch of Parades and give treats to others... instead of sitting there collecting them.
You have to go to lots of meetings and banquets where the food isn't really very good. Stuffs like FAKE Milkbone Ala King and Chicken Fried Squirrel. When you are out camPAINing you gotta make lots of pawmises like... a bone in every bowl and more dawg parks and Hoooooge squirrel round ups. You have to be really Clean and well groomed so you can't get out and dig nice holes or roll in grass and leaves. And stand nice fur 87 bazillion flashy beast sessions. You can't ever show your teefs either.
Did I mention having to kiss a bunch of Puppies and Kitties? You even have to say that they make grrrreat pee and poops. Nah... I don't think I'm gonna run fur Mayor again.
MM: After hearing all that, I don't blame you Frankie. Let's get back to work.