Friday, February 11, 2011

My Life is going to SNOT...

Well now... I am Never gonna Live this one down. Last year I took Third Place in Mango Minster category... GOOD SPORTS. I was SOOOOOO PROUD of myself. My two legger sister (Remember her? she is deformed.. No Tail, Short nose.. SHORT EARS,and Sarge's mom) who is very much... hampered by the above list, even made a Calendar and put my Entry Picture in it.
Soooooo I was all Proud and stuffs about the Honor of Taking THIRD place and stuffs... OK? Butt NOW... there goes that thingy down the tubes.

See, this is my Cussin SARGE (Chief of Blogville Police) and HE... had to go and .... GASP.... Take SECOND Place in MangoMinster 2011 Good Old Boys and Girrrrls category!!! My sister is all ... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE.... SARGE YOU GOT SECOND PLACE...... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SOOOOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU. THIS IS JUST THE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BESTEST THINGY IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE SQUEEEEEEEEEEE . And all stuffs like that. GACK. HACK; GACK NOW.... stink head Sarge is gonna be going...
neeeener Neeeener NEENER.. FRANKIE is a weiner!!
ALL the time. I will NEVER EVER hear the end of this.
Hack GACK Hurka Hurka GACK!!!!!

Well..... he can just SUCK it UP. I (JUDGE Frankie Furter) KNOW... somethingy SARGE doesn't Know....

I know you will want an... update BURRRRRP on how the My Bone Soup is holding up. phaart.
Well Mr. Master and I had the Last of it fur our LUNCH. burrrrrp pharrrrt... Oooooops Sorry... There were a LOT of beans in there..... Maybe that is why Mr. Master keeps sending me over to look through the wood and stuffs.
ALSO... this is REALLY embarassing... Mr. Master told me that my projects are just... Apprentice quality... NOT MASTER like his stuffs... so... when I thought he was Storing my stuffs in the Wood Burner... he was really using them as Kindling. blush Well, I did come here to LEARN ... and Mr. Master is a wonderful teacher and I HAVE learned a LOT from him.
Now... more about why my world is going to SNOT.... I finally got a chance to put up THIS post... and guess what I found????? My MOM has been into my BLOG again... beclaws she has wrecked my EMAIL thingy... and she wanted to tell me a BUNCH of stuffs.
Soooooo furst let me tell you I am now.... REALLY SCARED... My Cussin Francine seems to be ON HER WAY TO MANGO'S HOUSE... with her bo-furend ROONEY. I do not know WHY she is going THERE. She doesn't even KNOW Mango. ... If she thinks that is where I am... she is in fur a Rentlessly Huge surprise... beclaws... we all know that I am Prolly about 87 miles away...Maybe even MORE than 87 Miles Away.... all SAFELY Sea Quest Hearded here in Mr. Master's BARN!!!
Poor Mango and Dexter are gonna have to put up with .... HER ... all by themselves. I feel sure they can handle her... even if she IS a Pawful.

Here is Cussin Francine.... In case you are new... or have FORGOTTEN her.
Some Dawgs and Cats think we look like Identical Twins. Butt... I am Much more Muscular and SHE... has a Fat Butt.

I got this pic of ROONEY... waiting fur Francine to meet him at a Restaurant in New York City. I guess she was still out Shopping fur her Fancy Schmancy dress up stuffs. I would NOT have waited fur her like Rooney did!!
He needs to get a firm Paw on that girrrl's leash... I'm just sayin.
Now today Mr. Master and I are working hard on some more projects and stuffs.
He is keepin me really busy.
Now I Know that some of the Contestants have been picked... and I am gonna have to be looking them over fur... Signs of being.... Bestest In Show. And I'll be waiting to hear about any VALUE ADDED thingys that will be coming MY WAY... Ahem... I'm just sayin.
You "Furst Place Winners" be sure to .... Ahem ummmm Contact me about any... THINGyS that you might want to .... Ummmmm ahem... Let Me Know About... YES.. Let me know about thingy(s) that you think I NEED to RECEIVE KNOW about.

MangoMinster...... always... VALUE ADDED!!!


Mango said...

Judge Frankie! You wouldn't be soliciting bribes now, would you? Do I have to send Abby to the Sea Quest Heard to give you a talkin to?


AFSocksScylla said...

Soup sounds yummy it is so cold here anything nice and warm ........... Well congrats to Sarge, he certainly looks like a good doggie to us and well Frankie while you only got 3rd place last year you are a judge this year and we thinks that outranks 2nd place. Nobody could forget Francine.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Better hurries home, Frankie. I tinks your whole world is fallin apart. Not fun being a judge, is it?

Mack said...

Congrats to Sarge!
Sorry you got the fartsies and snotsies! Tomorrows a whole new day, right!!???


3 doxies said...

Does you thinks you might be ables to build a squirrel house? Yes, I meant house.
Big HUGE congrats to Sarge fur 2nd place. I thinks dat is super cools. But, 3 IS bigger than 2 so I am in total agrreance withs you Frankie.


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Oh, I learned sumtin new today - 3 be bigger than 2. Who would has thunked?

houndstooth said...

Frankie, at least Sarge can never claim the honor of being a judge. That's all yours!

I'm starting to be glad we didn't get any soup! What stinks?


Corbin said...

Gee Frankie! I hope your momma doesn't mess too much up on you! Can't wait to see your judgin' in action!

Mr. Pip said...

I saw that Sarge took second place and wondered how you were feeling about that ...

And don't worry, I don't think Francine will find you. I am not even sure she will be able to find her way out New York City. Plus, I am betting she will run out green papers soon. Of course, then you might have to come bail her out of jail or something.

Your pal, Pip

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Farts and snots??? And a messed up blog??? Frankie, it is really time to head home. That way you won't have to run into Cousin Francine either. Good luck with the judging. And ummmm, 3 IS bigger than 2, but we are going to have to think about that one:)

Happy weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kari in WeHo said...

At least you got to be a judge!


Peggy Frezon said...

Yay to Sarge and yay to you too for being judge. I hope you have a lot of fun this weekend to make up for your bad day.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Frankie. You oughta not worry abouts Sarge. Just let him have his cute little prize cuz after all, look at how super marvelous YOUR life is! I mean, you're a MAYOR and a JUDGE and you have TWO wives!!!!! I mean, what does poor Sarge have? A badge and a 2nd place win in MM. Hardly in the same stratosphere as you. Poor Sarge.

It's a really good thing you're so far away from Mango's estate. Wouldn't want Francine disrupting your judgmental concentration.

Wiggles & Wags,

Jazzi said...

Oh Frankie
I feel fur ya fur having to listen to Sarge and his two-legger!! That is Brutal with a capital B!! Just smile and act like you just heard a funny joke or maybe some earplugs!! BOL


Anonymous said...

Frankie, wow you is so very smart! Is didn't know that 3 IS bigger than 2!

You is Amazing!

Oh yea, Congrats to Sarge!

woo woos, Tessa

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie you are just the very best!!
Best at everything you do!!!
xx, Bambi & fern

Benny and Lily said...

Is this a bribe Frankie! We BET it is. Thanks for the updates on Francine and all the busyness going on over there.
Benny & Lily

Remington said...

You rock, Frankie!

Oskar said...

Congrats to Sarge. I'm sure he'll be a good sport and not rub it in your face or nothin'.

Nubbin wiggles,

Sagira said...

You're so funny Frankie. And your right...3 is bigger than two so looks like the laugh is on Sarge. didn't see the news either of the days you asked us about. How cool that your friends were on TV. Are they superstars now? Did you get their autographs?

Mom is VERY sad. Maybe this is one of the news stories you told her about but mom hates reading sad stuff but this one she had to deal with because it came into her rescue. Did you hear about the hoarding situation in Perry County? Well...I guess one of the dogs was a mom does Weimaraner rescue and had to call to get info on the dog. Moms eyes are full of tears and she is super sad. There is a beautiful Weim that has been tied to a pole for TWO YEARS living in a basement and NEVER been outside. Can you imagine???? :(

scotsmad said...

Maybe Sarge just got the sympathy vote! AND you ARE MAYOR and he's only the Police Chief.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Maybe you'd better head for home and get things sorted.

Zona said...

Oh dears... all this teasing of my Sarge! I has to say I'm super dooper excited he won second place!! And I'm not just saying that because of my mango-sized crush on him! Hehe..


PeeS - when are you getting home? Francine has... well... you'll see.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mr. Justice Frankie Furter, while Abby knows that you are just jesting when you drop these little 'value added' bon mots, she is concerned that this close to the actual BIS judging, your jests could be misunderstood to the detriment of your upstanding judicial reputation. No more jests, Mr. Justice, please!

Judge Fiona appears to be influencing your cogitation, Mr. Justice, as your rationalization of Sarge's 2nd place finish is positively Jesuitical.

With the stress of your Sea Quest Heardation and the added concern occasioned by Sarge's success, Cousin Francine's threatened arrival, your mom's meddling with your blog, not to mention the actual judging duties before you, Abby thinks that it is time for more personal supervision, er support of Your Honor's judicial ethics. Abby, Jed & Cousin Pretty Girl will be arriving by Saturday morning to provide a phalanx of 24/7 protection for Your Honor. Perhaps the Sea Quest Heardation should terminate early in favor of a nice Merryland spa day, with body guards? What could be more relaxing? If that does not appeal to Your Honor, then your faithful guardians will ensure that Your Honor's TOTAL Sea Quest Heardation is not interrupted until after the judging is completed. Please step away from the computer, Mr. Justice. And the phone.

Jed & Abby, L.B.E., Official Guardian of Judicial Ethics for Mango Minster 2011.

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, I promise to be nice about all this. I really am soooo super proud to have 2nd place, but alas it is smaller than 3. Even though I'm now an official Southern Good Ol' Boy, you're still the Mayor, a MM judge, mascot for the post office, husband to two beautiful wimmen, and you rule the roost at home. That's a lot to compete with, so I'll be just thrilled with my 2nd place and not rub your (somewhat long, ahem) nose in 3rd. You're the coolest cousin ever!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP