I found these jokes on my way to and from Lori's house... In Pencil Vane E Ah.
1. Why it's grrrreat to be a Dawg.>>>>> Pawsonal hygiene is a BLAST. You don't have to take a Baff every day and... you don't even have to comb your own furs.
2. They crossed a Spitz with a Chow Chow and got a dawg that pooks a lot.
3. Why did the POOR dawg chase its Tail???? It was trying to make both ends meat!!!!
4. Why does it cost more for our furs trims???? Two leggers don't get Sanitary Trims!!!
5. How many Dachshunds does it take to change a lightbulb???? How should I know... I can't reach the Lamp!!!
HaROOOOOOOO HOOOOWWWWLLLLL heee heeee heeeeeeeee
25 comments:
Man Frankie, we are still laughin'. Good jokes.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Those jokes are so bad I had to laugh.
Slobbers,
Mango
Haves you evers thought about becoming a comedian instead of a dachshund?
Are your ears longer today?
Puddles
Oh funny jokes Frankie. Thanks for sharing what you read along the way.
wags
Jazzi
Oh, Frankie. You're such a card! Have you ever thoughts about doing stand-up comedy? I bet you'd make a million trillion green papers!
Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie
Thanks for the morning chuckles, Frankie. Have a great day.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
We think you have a future in stand up comedy FOR SURE!
Smileys & Snuggles,
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob
Hey, are you going to try out for Last Comic Standing? You would win, my friend!
AHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Thanks for the mid-week gruffaw, Frankie!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
HaHaHa!! Frankie your hilarious.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
^^ heheheh!
First of all, I think your ears look nice! And I'll bet Ruby and Penny like them, too. :)
Great jokes! Stopping by your blog always makes me laugh, Frankie Furter! :) xoxo Frankie Mae
BOL! I especially like #5. I'm going to run to tell it to Phoenix, my doxie/JRT sister. Coming from this LONG legged pup, I'm sure it'll get her going today! She forgets she's a teeny tiny doxie!
Happy mid-week!
Wags,
Zona
You've got a career in stand up comedy, Frankie!
I giggled at Mango's comment.
Thanks for the 'smiles' today.
and Puddles asked my question too....how you feels about your ears today?? Better I hopes.
MinnaK
Fur sure!
Last Khomikh Standing!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Tee hee hee! I like the last one the best! Frankie, have you considered a career as a comedian? I'll bet you could make about 87 million dollars!
Bunny
Oh Frankie, it's not just the jokes that are funny, it's the way you tell them!!!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Those are good, Frankie!
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
we totally spit the water through our snooter wiff your comedic comedies tee hee
bble wiggles and wee wags
the pittie pack
Oh ....Frankie the Comic
Benny & Lily
Frankie you are such a joker! Haha. You crack us up.
Flash, Alven and Dottie
Oh Frankie, you are a trip! The things we must find to do in order to amuse ourselves on the road!!! Speaking of which, make sure you check out our blog tomorrow, we found a little something special for you in the midst of our Earlventure!
Snorts-
Brutus the (traveling) Frenchie
those are funny!
"both ends MEAT" is very punny!
heehee, mr. frankie, you always tell the bestest jokes!
*woof*
the booker man
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