SEEEE..... My ears USED to hang waaaaay below my tags... I just know they did!
YIKES !!! You know that I just had my FOURTH BIRTHDAY. I'm not getting any younger here. Soooooo, I just noticed something REALLY REALLY SCARY!!
Would you PLEASE look at my header pic and then compare IT to the pics that were just taken a few days ago..... I think..... GASP... that my ears are starting to get shorter!!!! OMD OMD I think I am suffering from.... PREMATURE SHORT EARS.
OMD OMD OMD.... what if Ruby and Penny see this and start thinking... "Yuck, Frankie is starting to lose his EARS. We don't want to get married to a guy with... SHORT EARS. Let's just break off the encagement." GASP SHIVER HOWWWWWWL YIIIIIIPPPPPPP SQUEEEEEEEEEE YAP YAP YAP WHINE.
What the heck am I gonna do????
Star AND Twinkie...... Do either of you know if there are any PRODUCTS OUT THERE FOR ..... THIS????? H E L P ...... Anyone, Everyone???? HELP.
I know this isn't due to mom washing me in water that is TOOO HOT... she never does that. I have NOT changed shampoos either. Heck, mom doesn't even use the Furs Dryer thingy on me. OMD O M D Why has this happened to me?????
Now I know why my dad always wears a cap... He has lost all the furs on top of his head... Sooooo he covers it all up with Caps. OMD OMDeeeee.... am I going to have to start Tucking (what's left of) my ears into my caps??? Will they even be long enough to stuff into my New SAILOR HAT that Ruby and Penny just gave me...????????????????? Oh noooooooo What's a guy to do????