I found these jokes on my way to and from Lori's house... In Pencil Vane E Ah.
1. Why it's grrrreat to be a Dawg.>>>>> Pawsonal hygiene is a BLAST. You don't have to take a Baff every day and... you don't even have to comb your own furs.
2. They crossed a Spitz with a Chow Chow and got a dawg that pooks a lot.
3. Why did the POOR dawg chase its Tail???? It was trying to make both ends meat!!!!
4. Why does it cost more for our furs trims???? Two leggers don't get Sanitary Trims!!!
5. How many Dachshunds does it take to change a lightbulb???? How should I know... I can't reach the Lamp!!!
HaROOOOOOOO HOOOOWWWWLLLLL heee heeee heeeeeeeee