Here we go again. More discussions of our... POOPS. Little Lorenza announced that hers has been inspected and found to be perfect.
Norwood is concerned that one of our grrreatest of sneaky snacks has become taboo due to this Cat Crap Flu thingy. He is wondering if Goose Poops could be substituted. I consulted the CDDC (Center for Dawg Disease Control) and have learned that Goose Poops are not on the list of Banned Turds. So, my furend... you go for it. Just don't get caught. hehehe
Now to the flip side of this issue. W E are not allowed to inspect HUMAN Poops. Heck, I'm not even supposed to go into THAT room when my people are doing their Business. Then they make it all go away. Some how this doesn't seem fair. Why is OURS so scrutinized... and THEIRS so sacred????
Just one more human oddity. People... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Remember to stay away from all RODENT poops due to the threat of the dreaded Cat Crap Flu epidemic that they are spreading to all of US. Evil Vile Creatures