Sunday, October 18, 2009

Poop Patrol

Here we go again. More discussions of our... POOPS. Little Lorenza announced that hers has been inspected and found to be perfect.
Norwood is concerned that one of our grrreatest of sneaky snacks has become taboo due to this Cat Crap Flu thingy. He is wondering if Goose Poops could be substituted. I consulted the CDDC (Center for Dawg Disease Control) and have learned that Goose Poops are not on the list of Banned Turds. So, my furend... you go for it. Just don't get caught. hehehe
Now to the flip side of this issue. W E are not allowed to inspect HUMAN Poops. Heck, I'm not even supposed to go into THAT room when my people are doing their Business. Then they make it all go away. Some how this doesn't seem fair. Why is OURS so scrutinized... and THEIRS so sacred????
Just one more human oddity. People... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Remember to stay away from all RODENT poops due to the threat of the dreaded Cat Crap Flu epidemic that they are spreading to all of US. Evil Vile Creatures


Mango said...

ARG! Yes, the poops are most fascinating to the peoples. They even sometimes collect it to take to the V-E-T and show off. Huh?


sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie!

Sadie said " That sneaky squirrel, although suspicious, might not have anything to do with the snow thing, but should still be watch very closely. Momo and Maxx has been keeping an eye on this from the bedroom window, it seems that they are aways in the trees in the back yard and they hardly let their feet touch the ground, this is some thing that should be watched!! They might have some thing to do with the poop thing!!"

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
As I said... "Humans"!
I am afraid that for a few days my poop will be closely inspected!
I hope you have a great sunday!
Kisses and hugs

Twix said...

Frankie, I went back and looked at when I got sick and it was waaaay back in August! The CCF has been going around for a long time! I thought it was being passed around through blogland but your idea makes much more sense.

I am like Khyra and I don't get to run free. It sure sounds like you have fun doing that. Maybe I can come visit sometime, run in your yard and sunbathe on your sunporch!


PS: I love your yellow tree!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom stole some of mine and took it along to the vet this week -

Imagine that!


Frankie Furter said...

Yes indeed Sadie, I belive those slippery squirrels are truly up to no good.
Oh Twix, yes I would LOVE for you to come and play at my house. The sunporch is grrrreat until the weather gets too cold or too hot. We could have some grrreat romps and you could help me replenish my "snot smear" collection.
Hummm, Khyra your mom steals poops??? What is this world coming to??? My mom gathers mine and SAVES it in a place down in the thicket. I don't go to that part of the thicket. There aren't any moleys for me to "gwalk" there. Butt I don't know why that is. hehehe