Friday, October 16, 2009

Health Alert !!!

I am really worried. It seems that all of my furends are getting sickies. First Twix had it. Next was Austin J. who not only had the loosey poopies, butt also had bumps all over him. Mango reports that he is on AntiPOOPotics. Now I learn that Lorenza has it too.
I am thinking that the two leggers all all worried about them getting that SWINE flu (that Tinkerbell, Tucker, and Oscar posted about) that they have obviously ignored US. I am thinking that there is a Terrible Dogdemic that is going unreported.
I believe this DAWG DISEASE should be called CAT CRAP FLU. I also am sure that it is being spread by close contact with RODENTS !!!
This is yet another reason to rid the world of ALL rodents. I have now decided NOT to send any rodents (if I ever catch any) to Lorenza. I know she will be diasppointed, butt if she caught Cat Crap Flu from the Thought of receiving some of my Rodent Rejects, imagine how sick she would have been had I actually sent some to her.
To stop the spread of Cat Crap Flu the CDDC (Center for Dawg Disease Control) is recommending that we STAY FAR AWAY FROM ALL RODENTS AND THEIR... ahem... EXCREATIONS. NO SNIFFING AND CERTAINLY NO EATING OF ANY TYPE OF RODENT... POOP. ESPECIALLY NOT THAT (YUMMY) R A B B I T POOP.

PeeS Hope all my furends are feeling better soon.
Pee Pee S.... WHEN I catch some Rodent Rejects... I now plan to send them down the road to...
live in Jim the Grinch Guy's Garage.


sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie!

Sending the rodents to the Grinch Guy's house sounds like a good idea.

Sadie said " Please bring your red wubba when you come to play!"
Wubbas are one of her favorite toys, we talk about them on our blog alot and I try to keep at least one new one so she doesn't have to go without one.

pam said...

This is the first we've heard of this cat crap flu going about. We will stay away from cat's and rodent's and rabbit's.

But... we've got these stupid guineas that are all about our estate that are driving us (and mommy) crazies. Do you think Acme has a trap for stupid guineas?

Sam said...

Since dawgs do find cat crap to be a delicacy, your idea doesn't sound so farfetched.

I'll be sure to keep Marge away from the litter box!

Stay well, Frankie!

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Sadie, Will Do. I'm on my way, right after my noon nap.
Hi Pam, I didn't look for Guinea conTRAPtions in the Acme Co. Dogalog. I am sure they have them though. I didn't know there were guineas running about in MI.. I have furends in West Branch. I'll have to ask them about this awful situation. They just complain about...raccoons.
yewwwwie, I wouldn't eat Cat Crap in a bet. Rabbit and the occasional deer... now those are scrumptious.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom doesn't let me have fun stuff like that!


Frankie Furter said...

Ah,yes Khyra, that is one of the worst parts of having to be "confined". It gives the two leggers the chance to monitor our munching. I forget how lucky I am to be able to roam freely at least part of every day. Mom can't catch me quickly enough to prevent the snatching and sampleing of yawn yummies. Perhaps I could sneak a few in a box and mail them to you.


Boy, you sure are have'n trouble with those rodents!

Hope you catch them soon. They can be creepy!

Riley and Star.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
No rodents for me?? Oh-no!
My Vet said that what I have came from flies!
We have here a very disgusting plague of flies! I hate them... and my mom more than I do!
Do you think Acme has something to get rid of them??
Kisses and hugs


Hmmm.. cat crap flu.. no rodent poop eating but can I eat goose poop? I have to find some kind of tasty treats outside. Oh..your mom is reading a scary frog book? One eye? now that is what I would call a nightmare. I better sleep with one eye open.