I am really worried. It seems that all of my furends are getting sickies. First Twix had it. Next was Austin J. who not only had the loosey poopies, butt also had bumps all over him. Mango reports that he is on AntiPOOPotics. Now I learn that Lorenza has it too.
I am thinking that the two leggers all all worried about them getting that SWINE flu (that Tinkerbell, Tucker, and Oscar posted about) that they have obviously ignored US. I am thinking that there is a Terrible Dogdemic that is going unreported.
I believe this DAWG DISEASE should be called CAT CRAP FLU. I also am sure that it is being spread by close contact with RODENTS !!!
This is yet another reason to rid the world of ALL rodents. I have now decided NOT to send any rodents (if I ever catch any) to Lorenza. I know she will be diasppointed, butt if she caught Cat Crap Flu from the Thought of receiving some of my Rodent Rejects, imagine how sick she would have been had I actually sent some to her.
To stop the spread of Cat Crap Flu the CDDC (Center for Dawg Disease Control) is recommending that we STAY FAR AWAY FROM ALL RODENTS AND THEIR... ahem... EXCREATIONS. NO SNIFFING AND CERTAINLY NO EATING OF ANY TYPE OF RODENT... POOP. ESPECIALLY NOT THAT (YUMMY) R A B B I T POOP.
Stop the spread of CAT CRAP FLU. SPREAD THE WORD... NOT THE POOPS.
PeeS Hope all my furends are feeling better soon.
Pee Pee S.... WHEN I catch some Rodent Rejects... I now plan to send them down the road to...
live in Jim the Grinch Guy's Garage.