Thursday, October 15, 2009

New Shipment Arrived

Okay, Tank wondered about their guarantee. Look what it says... Satisfaction PAWsitively Promised. So far I am not really satisfied, butt the triumph of hope over experience is keeping my aLOUDance fund at near zero.
Here is the conTRAPtion that I received today.

This is the picture of what I am HOPING will happen. TRIUMPH OF HOPE OVER EXPERIENCE I say. So far my experience is ZERO... ZERO RODENTS AND ZERO MONEY LEFT. I am beginning to be a bit discouraged here.
SPEAKING OF DISCOURAGED... here is an update on that window washing rip my mom went on the other day. Since she finished ,there have been about 10 birds that have crashed into those ... see through monsters. I hope she is satisfied. The poor defenseless little things were just fine until she went all crazy. I can hardly nap for all the banging and mashing sounds. It sounds like some percussion section gone wild. What a vile trick. She lures them in close with all those feeders full of seeds, then washes the windows so they can't see MY WARNING MARKERS !!!


Tank said...

We had that same problem with the birds last spring... it was VERY annoying.

Mango said...

What an evil twisted mom you have. You must re-apply your snooter marks with great haste before all the birds in the neighborhood suffer concussions.

On the other hand, you could also just sit under the window on the outside. I hear birds make nice snackies.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh yes!

Woo must resnart those windows!

PeeEssWoo: Just lots of rain wet rain wet rain wet rain wet here today - if only we were ten degrees khooler I'd be khovered in glorious whitestuff!

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie!
Hay maybe if your mouse contraption aren't working maybe they have some warding signs that you can get for the birds.

Frankie Furter said...

Grrreat idea Sadie, I will start pawing through my Acme Co. Dogalog right away. Darn, I just had a thought... you don't suppose I am
becoming a.... SHOPAHOLIC do you???
OMD OMD OMD another worry to add to my grrrowing list.
In the meantime... I shall make a point of besmearing the windows at every possible chance.
Mango are you SURE about their being snackable????

Mango said...

Her come da judge? Momma says your mom must be a dotty old hen such as herself to remember that one. Hehehe.


BRUTUS said...

Hi Frankie!!
Nice to meet you - it's always greta to make new furiends! Spent some time sniffing around your blog - we think your Acme rodent contraptions are hilarious (especially the groundhog one!). You live in Ohio too we see. And yes, my momma does brush my teeth, in fact if you look back into our earlier posts there is one called "Brushing Brutus" (

Oh, and if you'd like to enter the contest, I can use the picture of you looking at your Acme box from one of your earlier posts, if that's OK with you :) Just let us know

Brutus the Frenchie

Sam said...

Rodents! Birds!

Frank, frankly it sounds like wildlife is trying to invade your turf!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Now... a pink mouse! Hmmmm...
I hope this conTRAPtion works better than the others!
Poor birds! You need to do something to avoid them getting smashed against the windows!
Kisses and hugs


Evil tricks going on over there... There should be enough bird juice on the windows by now... meep meep.


Oh my gosh! Those poor little birdies! We hate when that happens! Seeing all that goosh on the windows, puts our mommy on a quilt trip!

Hope your trap works!

Riley and Star.

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
Those poor birds. You must decorate the windows again.
Have a great weekend.
Love Ruby & Penny