NOW FOR THE GRINCH UPDATE!
Mom and Dad went to Bonnie and Jr. Grinch's WEDDING THINGY last night. I was NOT invited BUTT this is what I found out after they got home.
I think this getting married thing is like when I got adopted. They get a new place to live and there are lots of new rules for them to learn. They also get NEW NAMES for just that special day. Mom said Bonnie was a beautiful GUIDE and Jr. Grinch was a handsome BROOM.
Mom said Bonnie the GUIDE was helping people get to the food and leading all the dancing stuff. So I understand the GUIDE thing, butt I don't know about the BROOM stuff. I know that brooms are for getting crumby things off the floor. Maybe that Jr. Grinch was doing crumby stuff all evening. That sounds like him to me.
They had that big food thing going and I actually got some of it.... BECLAWS.... my very much good friend THERESA (who is the Jim the Grinch Guy's sister) made a bowl of deeelicious pork and some cheese for Mom to bring to me. Theresa is NOT a Grinch.
I was really sad and hurt when I found out that Lee and Arianna and Jalyn were there and I did not get to see them. They are some of my VERY MUCH FAVORITE children. I am really mad that I didn't get to play with them. I just may go down the road and poop in Jr. Grinch's new yard. At Least... Lee and Arianna have seen MY Christmas Lights and now know that it is time to start telling their grandPAW , Jim the Grinch Guy, to GET BUSY AND PUT UP HIS LIGHTS. hehehe
Congratulations and Best Wishes to
GUIDE AND BROOM!!!!!
from Frankie Furter