Saturday, October 10, 2009

Star Riley & Norwood

I am going to talk about my collections today. This is just ONE of MANY dachshund thingys that are in my room. My mom bought it fur me in PAWsylvania last weekend at my favorite craft show in Franklin (Apple Fest).
This is for my new FURend, Norwood. I understand that he Loves frogs. Last summer there was a TOAD that lived in this "house". I made a very much BIG mistake one day. Here is what I learned about those NASTY toads... NEVER EVER EVER LICK ONE. They will make you FOAM AT THE MOUTH. Frogs are fine though.

This is my collection of PRETEND Froggies. I play with them all the time. Norwood, these pretend froggies DON'T go away in the winter.
Since it rained all day yesterday I didn't catch anthing in my Acme Co. rodent contraptions. It is looking a little more promising out there today. ??? Is that more of that TRIUMPH OF HOPE OVER EXPERIENCE thingy that mom mentioned???
Pee S. Yesterday I got my ALOUDance. I know this is just shameful, butt I am going to send it all to the Acme Co.. They have some more machines that I want to buy. Dad says no more cash advances though so I am hoping that they will have a sale going on. One of those BOGO thingys that mom loves perhaps.
Pee Pee S. (I have got to quit drinking all this water) Lorenza, Rabbits change their colors just to try and TRICK dachshunds (and other dogs) into thinking they are some other kind of animal. Rabbits are ALMOST as evil as squirrels.

6 comments:

sadermaxx said...

Boy Frankie thats a lot of frogs ..

Tank said...

Hi Frankie - my OG loves the comments you leave on my blog... he thinks you're a real hoot.

I like the dachshund in the first picture made out of a log. I wish I had one of those that looked like me. I think I would put it on the front porch so anyone that comes to the door would know there's a ferocious Lhasa Apso who lives here.

You get an allowance & cash advances??? Wow... I'm impressed. I'd probably just buy treats if I had any money. I hope you're not being snookered by the Acme Co. though. You know the old saying... there's a sucker born every minute... I'm not suggesting you're a sucker (well, okay, I might be,) but have you asked them about their return policy?

Frankie Furter said...

Tank, I don't think you could look ferocious if you tried, SUPERVISORY , YES, ferocious never. Like on those bails of hay with the big arch in front and all your royal subjects surrounding you...
Sadermaxx, I guess I kind of have a THING for froggies. hehehe

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Nice khollekhtibles!

Nice sharing!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
The dachshund made of wood is pawesome!
And you have lots of frogs too! Yes, Norwood will be very happy to see them!
More machines?? Acme is loving you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie, Sadie is fine, to answer you question, we don't know the town your sister is in, we are from the Wilkes-Barre Scranton area.
In fact Wilkes-Barre is in our back yard.
Does your sister live anywhere near there?