This is for my new FURend, Norwood. I understand that he Loves frogs. Last summer there was a TOAD that lived in this "house". I made a very much BIG mistake one day. Here is what I learned about those NASTY toads... NEVER EVER EVER LICK ONE. They will make you FOAM AT THE MOUTH. Frogs are fine though.
This is my collection of PRETEND Froggies. I play with them all the time. Norwood, these pretend froggies DON'T go away in the winter.
Since it rained all day yesterday I didn't catch anthing in my Acme Co. rodent contraptions. It is looking a little more promising out there today. ??? Is that more of that TRIUMPH OF HOPE OVER EXPERIENCE thingy that mom mentioned???
Pee S. Yesterday I got my ALOUDance. I know this is just shameful, butt I am going to send it all to the Acme Co.. They have some more machines that I want to buy. Dad says no more cash advances though so I am hoping that they will have a sale going on. One of those BOGO thingys that mom loves perhaps.
Pee Pee S. (I have got to quit drinking all this water) Lorenza, Rabbits change their colors just to try and TRICK dachshunds (and other dogs) into thinking they are some other kind of animal. Rabbits are ALMOST as evil as squirrels.