Friday, September 25, 2009

MY first QVC MAN delivery

Here it comes. BEEP BEEP BEEP I just know Mike will have my Acme Co. order. Hurry Mike... back up faster. BEEP BEEP BEEP closer... closer... CLOSER. Come on.... get it out of there. I can't wait. "Hey Frankie, this one is for YOU! That's a first buddy. I've never had a delivery for anyone but your MOM before. Are you going to give me cookies, like your mom always does???"

He finally got the box into the house. I had never noticed him being sooooo slow before. It took toooooo long. No cookies for him. LOOK See MY name on the box???? OH BOY!!!
Checking it out to be sure!!! Yep, it even SMELLS like a marvelous munk mocking machine.


The big brown truck came... and
Mike, the man, brought my Acme Co. Order. It came really fast beclaws DAD used his plastic and did the speedy quick (like Junie B. Jones) ordering thingy that he said made the plastic droop even more than my tail does when I see Jim the Grinch Guy coming up my driveway. Of course, Dad DID say that he is making a deducting thingy from my aloudance for his trouble. I just couldn't wait to tell you that my Chipmunk Confiner Series 80864 DID arrive. Now I am going to start chewing my way into the box. I can't wait to see what the thing looks like!! It may take a while for me to get it open and set up. Don't you worry though, as soon as I get it put together and in place I'll have a picture or two for you.
:LET THE MUNK MOCKING BEGIN!!!!

4 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

Hi everybuddy, This is kind of like one of those PeeS thingys. I just read Tank's blog and was stunned by Twix's comment. She confesses to SHIVER SHAKE... EATING HOT DOGS !!! SHIVER SHIVER No self respecting dachshund should EVER be forced into cannibalism. Down with Hot Dog eating. Hideous Horrible Bad Dog NO No N O NO NO.
Eat Tube Steaks only !!! My mom would never allow me to eat a HOT DOG or even a cold one.
Tube Steaks are the only way to go.
PEE PEE S. No eating of weiners either. Tube Steaks Only. I am still shivering and shaking. I may not even be able to nap now.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo have plans fur your 'munks' yet?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Frankie Furter said...

Yes, Khyra. I am going to MOCK them like they have never been Mocked before. I am going to Mock them until they can't take any more. THEN... Lorenza is going to get them. It's nice to share.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
That was super fast delivery!
I can't wait to see it!
Am I going to get... what is left of them?? Haaaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

PS No hot dogs here for me, ok?