Holey Cat Crap!!! Who would have thought that it would take Less time for my Acme Co. order to ARRIVE than it took me to get into the thing. It took me centuries to finally get through all that cardboard. My gums and nails are still tender from the scratching, gnawing, and chewing. The stupid box kept sliding on the slick floor. Then there was the TAPE. It got stuck to my whiskers and fur. I had a long strip pulled off and... that attached itself to my PAW. I ran and raced around which caused it to CHASE me. Stuck to me like a tick, it was. Dad finally came to my rescue. Now, I not only have sore paws... I have one with much less hair on it. I was beginning to think that the Acme Co. must have employed a herd of Chipmunks in their shipping department. I had to take a nap and I dreamed about a huge warehouse full of Rodent Reduction products waiting to be shipped. There were Chipmunks ... EVERYWHERE... and they were getting orders ready to go out. BUTT not until those Crazed Chipsters had Booby Trapped the boxes. I woke up panting and shivering.
After a long drink of cool water and a couple of snacks, I started in on MY BOX again. Dachshunds NEVER give up. It still took another 4 or 5 weeks to get it all opened, butt I finally succeed!!!
Of course, nothing is EVER EASY. There was a HUGE instruction booklet that had to be read before use. And all of the government warnings.... you would not believe all of those. Stuff like... Not intended for use by those planning to start a Chipmunk Breeding Program. OMD As if that is likely to happen. Are those people out of their hole digging minds?????
Oh yes and you will love THIS warning.... Do NOT approach the Chipmunk Confiner while still in its UPRIGHT position. This may result in any Chipmunks in the area retreating and possibly even RELOCATING to a different place entirely. DUH That is what I ordered the thing for in the first place.