Thursday, September 24, 2009

Acme Co.

Check it out. They are giving a discount.
Oh Yeah! I gotta get me one of these!! I had NO IDEA that there was a machine out there that would make my gwalk-a-moley work easier. Yep. Gotta have one.

Check this out. I don't have a real big squirrel problem...butt for those of you who do...

I need one of these too. Those field mice are ready to make their FALL migration.

I reeeeealy need this one. These stupid chipmunks are everywhere around my house!! I just get rid of the one under the porch and the one that lives under the bird feeder slab comes out JUST TO MUNK MOCK ME !!! I get so frustrated I could just whine.

My Acme Co. Dogalog came. I brrrrowsed it very much carefully. I have put some of the best ads here for everybuddy to look over. Personally, I think they ALL sound grrrreat and I want to order every one of them. It is going to put me waaaay over budget for them month though. Mom said I just have to choose carefully (there she goes with that cat fart stuff again) and then wait until I get another aloudance. I'll show her aloud. I just may start barking and barking and barking until she can't stand it and forks over some extra plastic and paper!!
I just don't know how I am going to stand this. Decisions Decisions D E C I S I O N S. I think being forced to make decisions is ALMOST as bad as a mocking munk.
I tired to do what mom said. I slept on it. (Well, napped anyway.) A decision thing wouldn't happen. Then she said I should WAY my options. What the heck does that mean. Way over there, Way down by the big maple tree, Way down the road by the Grinch's house, I don't get that Way stuff. All I know is that I had a bunch of Rodent nightmares last night. I got up grouchy this morning and I still have a B L A N K Acme Co. order form.
I am just soooo very much stressed from nose to tail. I wish my furend Khyra could come out of her Khorner to help me do some of her grrrreat DOGA moves.
HELP! I need your in put. Which one should I send for first???


Life With Dogs said...

I'm not sure how to help you decide, but my wallet is open! :)

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We think you should get the Chipmunk Confiner. When you get one you could MOCK it.
Love Ruby & Penny

Nibbles Treats said...

We would have to choose the rodent one but since you already have an existing problem with chipmunks... This is just too tough of a decision. We're gonna go eat.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Frankie Furter said...

Chipmunk Confiner Series 80864 it is. My mom always says that WIMMEN are always right and since Ruby and Penny are MY wimmen... that pretty much clinched it.
Oh yes I will be ready to mock those measley moles.
T. O. & T. I'm with you. Now that the decision is made I am going to finally be able to enjoy some major munching time. Blue Bowl... here I come.
WOW. An open WALLET???? Dad says I can't tell that part to mom...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo have soooo made some pawesome selekhtions!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Yes. The Chipmunk Confiner must be the first! Those are the ones to bother you the most!
Kisses and hugs