Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Mightier than a Speeding Grinch


You are very much not going to believe this one. That JIM THE GRINCH GUY tried it again last night. He was going to make a sneak attack on me BUTT I was suspicious sooooo when mom and dad went down the road to visit the neighbors (Brandie & Loren) I STAYED HOME TO PROTECT THE PLACE.
Just as I suspected... mom and dad had only been gone for a year when... I looked out the sunporch windows and saw the horrible sight. Here came the Grinch. He came around the curve on TWO WHEELS beclaws he was driving that 4-wheeler soooo very much fast. I started barking my biggest and best DANGER DANGER KEEP AWAY FROM HERE bark. I must have done a very very much good job beclaws he was sooooo scared he just kept right on going by my driveway. WHEW. I made my place safe. I don't think the road was safe though. Not with him driving like .... the HOUND from Hell was after him.
I think there are RULES about going that fast. Not that the Grinch would let a little thing like that stop him.
PEE S That is NOT a picture from last night. NO camera could take a picture of something moving as fast as the Grinch Guy was going. Well, that and ... I'm not allowed to use the camera any more.
Pee Pee S... I did send for an ACME Co. Dogalog that has things for my Operation Rodent Relocation stuff in it. I'll let you know when it arrives.

4 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
Good job keeping your home safe.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - is that you way out in the yard?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Way to go Frankie!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Good "watchdog" job!
I know your parents are very proud of you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Frankie Furter said...

Yep, girrrls that is me. I was showing my friends how to gwalk-a-moley.

Khyra and Lorenza you made my day. Thanks
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