Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Mightier than a Speeding Grinch

You are very much not going to believe this one. That JIM THE GRINCH GUY tried it again last night. He was going to make a sneak attack on me BUTT I was suspicious sooooo when mom and dad went down the road to visit the neighbors (Brandie & Loren) I STAYED HOME TO PROTECT THE PLACE.
Just as I suspected... mom and dad had only been gone for a year when... I looked out the sunporch windows and saw the horrible sight. Here came the Grinch. He came around the curve on TWO WHEELS beclaws he was driving that 4-wheeler soooo very much fast. I started barking my biggest and best DANGER DANGER KEEP AWAY FROM HERE bark. I must have done a very very much good job beclaws he was sooooo scared he just kept right on going by my driveway. WHEW. I made my place safe. I don't think the road was safe though. Not with him driving like .... the HOUND from Hell was after him.
I think there are RULES about going that fast. Not that the Grinch would let a little thing like that stop him.
PEE S That is NOT a picture from last night. NO camera could take a picture of something moving as fast as the Grinch Guy was going. Well, that and ... I'm not allowed to use the camera any more.
Pee Pee S... I did send for an ACME Co. Dogalog that has things for my Operation Rodent Relocation stuff in it. I'll let you know when it arrives.


Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
Good job keeping your home safe.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - is that you way out in the yard?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Way to go Frankie!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Good "watchdog" job!
I know your parents are very proud of you!
Kisses and hugs

Frankie Furter said...

Yep, girrrls that is me. I was showing my friends how to gwalk-a-moley.

Khyra and Lorenza you made my day. Thanks
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