You won't believe this... Lorenza tells me that she has NO rodents. Here is what I am thinking, since she has NONE (the lucky girl) and WE have too many... we can ship them all off to HER.
Now we need a CAPTURE PLAN. Of course this will be the most difficult thing to accomplish. If it were EASY to catch a squirrel or rabbit or chipmunk or field mouse this would not have become such an issue for us.
I have seen Wylie Coyote get lots of packages from the ACME COMPANY. If they sell things designed to catch ROADRUNNERS, I am SURE they will have products for Rodent REMOVAL.
So now all we have to do is get a Dogalog from them and start shopping !!!
I am sure that you all have people like MY Patty the Mail Lady and Mike the UPS guy. We just tell the ACME CO. what we want and these folks will just bring it RIGHT TO OUR HOUSES. Open the box, set up the thingy, and POOF. Capture the things, put them in a box and send them to Lorenza (bless her heart).
Okay everybuddy, let's get to ordering. Relief is on its way.