Remembering some of my time as

I hope that you had a WONDERFUL time at MAYOR MADIson's   Swearing Ceremony and Blogville Bash...    {Burrrrrrrp}   Oooops... sorry... I ate WAY too much of Chef Sasha's fine foods .         Ernie and I had a BLAST...  even with all the ... THINGYS that seemed to happen.
 
Some of the thingys I remember MOST about being your MAYOR...
the CAMP PAIN ing....

 The COOLEST thingy was that as the    FURST mayor of our town.....      I (Frankie Furter) got to CHEWS the Town's    NAME.       THAT was probably my Proudest accomplishment.    I never See or Hear        BLOGVILLE   that I don't kinda   Puff Up with PRIDE.     I really remember THAT.   AND also....

 The SPEECHES  that I Delivered....

 My BADGE of OFFICE made by our beloved Auntie Tea  and the Kresty Krew

 Teaching classes for Blogville's Back to School Class.     WHO could furget havin the Wives say they were HOT FUR ME?????        Aren't Ruby and Penny GORGEOUS????    LOVE them to Pieces.  Yes I do.     THEY were so supportive of me.     

 Gettin New Furst Responder Vehicles fur our pawtection...    and the SMART MOVE of getting SARGE to be OUR     Chief of PAWlice.   Oh yes... thingys fur me to REMEMBER fur SURE.

 Havin to put up with ERNIE... hangin around MY office.    Some days he hardly let me get my very much difficult mayoring work done.     Sheesh  

YES furends....  Being your Mayor has been a FUN and EXCITING  and a PURE Pleasure fur me...

EXCEPT fur.... havin to PAWside over.......    MAYOR's COURT...

 Having to Bang that gavel  on some of my questionable DEAR furends  was

 REALLY Difficult.      I won't miss having to wear my Judgey Wig thingy...   Too much...   Butt I'm keepin it... just in case somethingy comes along.         
      I guess Madi will have to be scheduling a  LONG  Court Session ... SOON... after the thingys that went on Yesterday and Last Night.              Sarge and Bites were writing tickets like CRAZY.
      Good luck with THAT Madi.

I don't suppose I should end this    REMEMBER the GOOD TIMES without giving you another look at ME as my Favorite    SUPER HERO...   which was a thingy that PIP did once.

 BaaaaaaWaaaaaah      I'm     Cap'n   UNDERPANTS....  

THANK YOU fur your Support of ME as your mayor and for the support that I KNOW all of Blogville will SHOW FUR NEW MAYOR   MADIson.   

PeeS.......     that PAN in the corner of Madi's Office... is fur MAYOR's USE ONLY.      I had it installed JUST fur Mayor Madi.