This court is now in Session...... before me I have the case # 87-4 Noodle Vs Jamison
Are all the pawties Present Ernie? They are your Honestyness.
Very well..... {{THWAP}} You may pawceed.
I call NOODLE to the Stand....
Now then Noodle, I understand that you are claiming that Jamison... over there... has caused you UNDUE STRESS and EMOTIONAL HARM.... is that Correct?
YES it is and I have PROOF..... well, I gave YOU the proof... you do have it don't you?
I do.... with his Hizzonor's pawmission I would like to have my Paralegal, ROXY... show us the VISUAL PROOF...
Could we have the lights off so that it Shows up REALLY clearly...
From Jamison
FINALLY! He left his blog open!
Good evening, everyone. This is Jamison. Perhaps you have heard about me as I know my little brother likes to tell lies all over town about what a mean cat I am. I am here to set the record straight. I am an angel. I do no wrong. Look at this face and tell me you see a mean cat:
I LOVE cuddling.
I even cuddle WITH Noodle.
His accusations are simply preposterous. I mean, I sleep nearly ALL day long.
And when I am awake, I like to play with my rope that Dad tied on the back of a chair for me, my scratch post, and tennis balls. I am in training to become a hockey sensation. There’s just no time in my busy days to plot his torture or death as he claims.
If anyone in this equation should be upset, it’s me. Khia and I were best friends. Every night at 12:30 a.m., we would play tag and run back and forth through the house. It was our thing – drove Mom and Dad crazy. Then, Mom brings home this scruffy little ball of fur and, all of a sudden, Khia hates me and tries to eat me every time I attempt to play with her. Noodle’s a best friend stealer!
Even so, I try to play with him all the time. I miss playing tag. But, no, he cowers like a baby and runs to Mom. I’m just trying to be friendly! He acts like I am attempting murder.
I assure you, I am not the devil nor am I evil. Please, do not believe his lies.
I must go now before he finds me here. Surely, I’d never hear the end of it.
Sincerely,
Jamison
OH MY..... we can See by your STUNNED Laser EYES that you Truly were STRESSED Unduly and your Emotionals were certainly.... harmed by this.
Now you say that you did NOT give .... this Jamison.... pawmission to go near your blog?
NO SIR, I did NOT.... I know that one and I would Never grant him access... he just TOOK IT.... and subjected my loyal readers to his Horror...
So let me get this straight.... not only did he HACK your Blog... and cause YOU undue stress and emotional Harm....... YOUR LOYAL READERS AND FOLLOWERS were ALSO effected???
That's RIGHT.... OMD you are RIGHT
We can certainly SEE THAT, Noodles... Ummmmm Roxy we think we have seen enough you can take that .... PROOF down and turn the lights back on Please... Thank you DEAR...
Noodle you may step down...
Your HONOR.. we believe that Noodle has shown beyond a WHISKER of a doubt that Jamison is Guilty of Calling Noodle a Stealer and Hacking his Blog and all that other stuffs that we have mentioned...
The court (that's ME.... the one with the spiffy GAVEL) will take this under Advisement and give you my Verdict TOMORROW... I will be going to the actual Scene of the Crime to further assess the situation.... Do I have the correct Location HERE ?
Yes, your Honestyness..... just click and it will take you right there... and anyone ELSE who wants to learn MORE about my client... just Click and go.
Thank you ERNIE.....
Court is A Journeyed until tomorrow... {{THWAP}}
