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JAIL BIRDS....  

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 The SAND MAN.... has been        DE  FEETED.

BAR... Snicker Saturday...

OMD OMD    between where we STAYED at the Motel... and where the State Park was located we found this little TOWN....    SERIOUSLY...     we were in...

 YEP.... you are seeing it RIGHT....     a Small town named   GNAW BONE, INDIANA.

There were Several Businesses in GNAW BONE...

 WE wanted to STOP... and SHOP... butt PEEPS can be SUCH... Dictators.   RIGHT?

 They just WHIZZED  right by... hardly even slowed down enough fur us to get a good whiff.

 OMD OMD       GNAW BONE.....    a Whole TOWN of PURE DELIGHTS...   and THEY would NOT STOP....              

Gnaw Bone,  INDIANA...       Every Dog's DREAM DESTINATION.  

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The other day when we were in   FRANKIEtown   Aka   FRANKlin...    we saw THIS...

SomeBuddy must have had a Picnic and used these Fuchsia blossoms fur their Center PIECE...

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   Dad's gonna be FURious with Frankie when he sees THIS....
   Snicker Snicker   Neener Neener NEENER

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OKAY   remember when our place looked like THIS???

WELL,,,,,  STUPID....   took his beloved TREASURE out in that mess and LEFT it...  fur DAYS and DAYS....  and Finally the Snow melted enough that he could FIND his Treasure...
    and  then TRIED to bring it IN THE HOUSE....    BUTT MOM CAUGHT HIM....  and Took Ernie's TREASURE to be Water Boarded...    Beclaws it was COVERED in MUD and CRAP...

 STICKS (OKAY... Grass Roots) were Stuck to STUPID's Super Sticky spikey Football....

I wish you could have been here to HEAR ... STUPID  Screaming like a SQUIRREL...   Scared to deaded that Mom would DROWN...  his TREASURE...

I.... was LAUGHING and SNICKERING at him!!!

OKAY.... I (Frankie Furter) gave you a LAUGH... now I have a FAVOR to Ask of you.
    Ernie's Beloved  ROXY... has been having a bad PAIN in her back and legs.... and I am asking you to send some POTP her way...    Ernie LOVES his ROXY and is SOOOOO worried about her.   

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DON'T LOOK FRANKIE....   

He's Gonna try to......

BaaaaaaaWaaaah.....

I Photo BOMBED YOU

Frankie and Ernie...

I TOLD you NOT to look Frankie....        

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GOOD plan, wouldn't YOU say?  

Snicker Saturday Pie Dough fur FIDO

Now THIS is OUR story and WE are Sticking With it....  
BUTT,  if you want to hear a twisted  Slant on it....  Click     HERE to find out what Cussin Sarge says  about it...    

OKAY.....    see our Cussin Sarge is Crazed   Whacked  NUTS  a very PICKY Eater....  he won't even eat Raw Deer or Beef...      TOLD YOU... he is PICKY...   butt there IS one thingy that he goes CRAZY over....     He LOVE....  RAW  Pie Dough....   he will eat Baked Crust... butt really wants it RAW...       TOLD YOU!!!
   OK... so Last weekend  Cussin Sarge told us he was gonna bring his peeps to VISIT... and WE told MOM she had best get her Fat BUTT outta the chair and make some Foodables and Desserts fur everybuddy...      Of COURSE we meant   Sarge and US... butt she went ahead and cookered up foodables fur ALL SEVEN of us...    
   AND fur Dessert fur the Peeps she made PIES...  TWO KINDS... and did NOT EVEN bother to make a good Dessert fur us...  BUTT Don't worry ... we had some super snacks from Chewy.com...
    So when she FINISHED getting the Pies ready...    she SAVED the Dough that was left over fur SARGE....      Got that???    she saved it fur SARGE...    NOT fur her poor starving boys... JUST FUR SARGE...    

 Just in case you missed it.... Pumpkin Pie fur Peeps....  PIE DOUGH fur SARGE... Egg Custard Pie fur Peeps....  and       ZIP    ZAP   Nada   Zero NONE   NOTHING   fur OUR Dessert...

BUTT WAIT.......  it gets WORSE... MUCH WORSE   There's MORE...
     SHE ... called ONLY SARGE  and said LOOK what I have fur you my DARLING BOY...
  He had to SHAKE his HEAD to be SURE it was Really FUR ONLY HIM!!  

 and he Jumped up and was all HAPPY HAPPY and screaming MAMAW LOVES ME MOSTEST...  LOOK  Stink butts  boys   MY Mamaw Made RAW PIE DOUGH JUST FUR ME...  BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... she FILLED  MY  pie dough with Snacks so it is Just like a Peep Pie... 

 ONLY BETTER.....      OMD OMD    it smells WONDERFUL Mamaw...

THEN.... look at what he did... he Grabbed all of it... and 

SCARFED it down....      THEN he BELCHED and PHARRRRRTED.   

THE END.

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TRACTOR RACES......  On the Hill....

 This was the DAY.. WE traded BIG John the Deeres         fur   LITTLE JOHN....    
      I won the Tractor Race...

You did NO SUCH THINGY, Ernie....   You big FIBBER you!!

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 PAY TREE OTIC      PEEPS...    

They were VANILLA and DELICIOUS....        the PEEPS didn't get ALL the PEEPS...