This is ME Frankie Furter giving shopping advice to a tiny tiny pup who was on his FURST shopping trip ever. He was 1/2 Poodle and 12 Lhasa Apso. He was on his way home from his ADOPTION. Isn't that cool that I was there to help him. Poor little pup was scared and confused. I made it all better for him. Especially after I got that blue sweater on him.
Here I am looking for more things for Bilbo. Did I tell you that I only spent 13 cents more than I was supposed to??? Mom never said a word about it. So there L O R I !!! Neener Neener Neener. Mom likes ME the
best.
It was really so very much hard to decide what to get.... and NOT have my butt sniffing sister yap and yap about how much plastic and green papers everything was.

My head was just spinning with all of the choices.

I hope next year Jazzi says we can spend a BAZILLION
green papers and plastic. I would really have a ball then.
I knew that Bilbo likes TENNIS balls, butt they have to be really little ones. THEN I remembered that I had some at home that I have never played with. They don't go... SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK when I bitey them so I don't think they are any fun. Well now... that was better... they were perfectly new.. still in the package soooo I can save some
green paper and just GIVE those to Bilbo... Not part of the X-Change $$$$ limit. YEA!!! an extra value added bonus for Bilbo. PLUS I got to go Neener Neener Neener to Lori AGAIN. And could get one more real X-Change thingy for Bilbo and still be just a teeny tiny bit over budget. I guess I showed that calculator (AND MY CAT CRAP BOSSY OL' SISTER) a thing or two about messing with a DACHSHUND.