I need a LIFT...

Hello EVERYBUDDY.....      It's    ME.....    Frankie Furter's   CUSSIN     FRANCINE!!!!

I am here visiting cussin Frankie for the day.

I have been listening to all  the wedding plans and... the BACHELORETTE PAWTY.

   I'm kinda worried  Frankie has ME kinda worried about this Pawty thingy.   I mean just think about who is in CHARGE of the thingy...   PEE PEE Puddles, right???      Who knows what SHE may have in mind for    ENTERTAINMENT.     I'm thinkin'     Frankie is thinkin' that maybe there might be

NEKKID  BO-DAWG DANCERS there.  And what if my  his girrrls get to thinkin' they are really HOT or something and decide to break off the wedding with me him or who even knows what.  I mean, like what if they just get swept off their Paws by one of those guys?   I've gotta be there to stop it    HE needs someone there to stop it.  RIGHT????

I'm feelin' kinda nerfus and all green with jellyness      Soooo to keep HIM from feeling all nervus and green with jellyness, I think  I ,   Francine (A.K.A.  FRANCIE) SHOULD go to this pawty to kinda keep an eye on thingys.    I am   Frankie is just not going to rest easy until the VOWS are made and the TAGS are exchanged.      I   TRUST    He TRUSTS the girrrrls... it is just  , well the .............Puddles Factor that has my tail  his tail all in a twist.

I'm wonderin' if one of you girrrls would be willing to give me a ride to the Pawty.  

I just don't know if I would be able to drive wearing all the disguise dress up stuffs I

would need to wear to such a FINE pawty.

This would take a real load off of  my  Frankie's mind. 

  I  am nearly paniced over this    Frankie is just such a Worry Wart.     I   HE hasn't been able to even NAP for over 87 hours beclaws of this concern.  hehehe

If you can pick me ...  FRANCINE... up that would be grrrreat.  I'm just sayin'.

THIS is how I will be dressed... so you know who to pick up!!

Frankie and I don't look ANYTHING alike, as you can tell.

I hope I don't need to carry a PAWse.  Are you Girrrrrls gonna carry one???I bought this skirt JUST for the PAWty.   I hope it isn't too short.Your NEW Best GIRLFUREND,  FRANCY.