Hello EVERYBUDDY..... It's ME..... Frankie Furter's CUSSIN FRANCINE!!!!
I am here visiting cussin Frankie for the day.
I have been listening to all the wedding plans and... the BACHELORETTE PAWTY.
NEKKID BO-DAWG DANCERS there. And what if
my his girrrls get to thinkin' they are really HOT or something and decide to break off the wedding with me him or who even knows what. I mean, like what if they just get swept off their Paws by one of those guys? I've gotta be there to stop it HE needs someone there to stop it. RIGHT????
I'm wonderin' if one of you girrrls would be willing to give me a ride to the Pawty.
I just don't know if I would be able to drive wearing all the
disguise dress up stuffs I
would need to wear to such a FINE pawty.
This would take a real load off of
my Frankie's mind.
If you can pick me ... FRANCINE... up that would be grrrreat. I'm just sayin'.
THIS is how I will be dressed... so you know who to pick up!!
Frankie and I don't look ANYTHING alike, as you can tell.