Blogville's PAWples Court.. Now in Session

All RISE.... Mayor Frankie Furter is takin the Bench...

FF... Chief ... are you Ready?
S.. Yes Frankie... UMMMM I mean MAYOR
FF.. FRANCINE.. are YOU READY??
C.F. Yes Frankie
FF.. Miss Furter.. You are to address me as MAYOR.. when I am wearin my Judgie Wig... AND what is that PUP doing in Chambers? OFFICER of the Court.. Please escourt this little girrrrl out of her..
CF.. BUTT FRANKIE... my Little Ernestine is MY WITNESS...
FF.. I SAID... call me MAYOR
CF... Ok CUSSIN MAAAAAAAAArrrrrr... butt Ernestine is still my witness and I demand she stay with ME..
FF... Take the little one to the Hall and I will CALL he when we need her..
FF.. Now Chief... what is the nature of this ticket?
S. Mayor, I was on Snack Street and I saw... your Cussin FRANCINE driving all wrong..
CF... I was NOT... the center line is just TOOOOOOO skinny.. It isn't even as wide as a squirrel tail...
FF...... WAIT your TURN Cussin Francine.
FF Continue please Officer..
S... Well, I pulled her over and gave her a ticket and told her she was gonna have to do community service and..
CF.. Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee.... Frankie.. he wants me to pick up POOPS
FF... ENOUGH.... YOU WILL address me as MAYOR... or it is gonna be WORSE.
S.. well she got her tail all in a twitch and started screamin and stuff..
CF... I did NOT scream... a LADY does NOT scream, isn't that right Fran..ummmm Mayor?
FF. WELL, Francine... I can tell RIGHT NOW that you are guilty as a squirrel with stuffie guts hanging outta his mouth... butt..
I'll be willing to listen to you fur about 87 seconds.
F... I want my little Ernestine with me... PLEASE..
FF.. OK... butt havin her bat her eyes at me... is NOT gonna help your case any. I'm just sayin.
Enter Ernestine...
HIIIIIIIIIIIII Cussin FRANKIE... Can I pull your Wig??? Can I sit in your chair ? Can I play with your hammer thingy? Can I make zoomies in this big room? Can I
FF... ERNESTINE.... QUIET.. You have to call me MAYOR
ef Why? Why do I have to? Why are you wearing that Wig Cussin Frankie? Is this your other house?
FF... ERNESTINE!!!! I SAID... QUIET.. SIT and be QUIET
ef.. Ok Cussin Frankie butt WHY? Why do I have to sit and why do I...
FF... SARGE... do you have that MUZZLE???


FF... OK... now Ernestine..... YOU are NOT allowed to ask ANY questions in this Room... NONE. OK...???
ef... yes Mayor. {{{whine}}}
CF.... NOW do you see what you have done Frankie... You big Bully.. You have caused my little tiny puppy to WHINE... I hope you are satisfied. AND just what am I supposed to do with this innocent little pup while I am Pickin up Strange POOPS?? Here sweetie you come over here and cuddle with me.. Francine will make it all better..
FF... OK... here is what is gonna happen... IF.. you promise NOT to drive us crazy.. HERE or on the streets of Blogville.. I
Will suspend your Fine and Community Service. OK.

CF... OH Yes Cussin Fraaaaan... oops.. Mayor.. I'll be sure not to be checkin my furs in the rear end mirror... while on Snack Street.
FF... OK.... Case Dismissed.


CF.... Hey cussin Sarge... Neener Neener Neener
S... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FF...... CLEAR THE COURT
Note to self: COUNT DAYS UNTIL SOMEBUDDY ELSE GETS ELECTED MAYOR!! I've been mayor fur like 87 weeks and THIS is the furst time I have had to hold court..and it WOULD have to be with Cussin SARGE and Cussin Francine... SHEESH