MY story about the PUMPKIN Show... by Ernest vonSchnitzel

OK.... THIS is ME ... ERNEST... here to tell you the BESTEST thingy about the Circleville PUMPKIN SHOW....       As you can SEE this thingy has been going on LONGER than 87 Years...   BUTT that is not the EXCITING PAWT....  

 There was this ARCADE GAME thingy there and I (ERNIE) wanted to WIN somethingy very SPECIAL fur MY Steady Girrrrrlfurend....  ROXY.     So I made mom give the guy like 87 cents or somethingy and HE was supposed to TRY and GUESS how much Frankie and I WEIGHED... TOGETHER...      He was pretty nurfuss about it beclaws he said he had never TRIED to GUESS such Fine Fellas as US.        If he got REALLY close to the Right weight... HE wins.. if he didn't get close WE would win.      THIS is ME talkin to him... and HIM lookin at TUBBY FRANKIE...  

 WE had to get WEIGH (that's an Ernie Errrrrrl fur you... get it?   Way/WEIGH) up on the Scales...  DAD had to HELP Frankie...

 THE GUY was gonna help ME... BUTT   I said...  I CAN GET UP THERE BY MY SELF and I did Too.  

 THEN we stood really still.....   WELL Frankie just sat down...

 And I thought that was a good Idea so I did it too.    OK GUY.... GUESS AWAY..   BUTT YOU WON'T get it RIGHT... beclaws I know EXACTLY WHAT PRIZE I am gonna Chews fur ROXY.

 WE FOOLED THE GUESSER GUY....    He thought we would be 32 POUNDS and guess what...???
We were only 30 pounds.          SO that meant that I (Ernie) gotted to pick a PRIZE fur ROXY...

 I told him what I wanted fur ROXY...

 THEN I checked it out and said.... YEP that is a PERFECT thingy ...  a PUMPKIN STUFFIE  fur ROXY.     NOW MOM.... Tuck it away in our No Walkin Wagon fur safe Keeping...

I am gonna give it to Roxy's MOM (When I get to meet her in the Furs next month) to take back to ROXY.    BUTT FURST I am gonna SLEEP with it one WHOLE NIGHT... just to put my FLAVORS on in fur ROXY.  
   SEE??????    I told you this was the BESTEST Pawt of the WHOLE entire Trip to the Pumpkin Show.