Wednesday, October 23, 2013

MY story about the PUMPKIN Show... by Ernest vonSchnitzel

OK.... THIS is ME ... ERNEST... here to tell you the BESTEST thingy about the Circleville PUMPKIN SHOW....       As you can SEE this thingy has been going on LONGER than 87 Years...   BUTT that is not the EXCITING PAWT....  

 There was this ARCADE GAME thingy there and I (ERNIE) wanted to WIN somethingy very SPECIAL fur MY Steady Girrrrrlfurend....  ROXY.     So I made mom give the guy like 87 cents or somethingy and HE was supposed to TRY and GUESS how much Frankie and I WEIGHED... TOGETHER...      He was pretty nurfuss about it beclaws he said he had never TRIED to GUESS such Fine Fellas as US.        If he got REALLY close to the Right weight... HE wins.. if he didn't get close WE would win.      THIS is ME talkin to him... and HIM lookin at TUBBY FRANKIE...  
 WE had to get WEIGH (that's an Ernie Errrrrrl fur you... get it?   Way/WEIGH) up on the Scales...  DAD had to HELP Frankie...
 THE GUY was gonna help ME... BUTT   I said...  I CAN GET UP THERE BY MY SELF and I did Too.  
 THEN we stood really still.....   WELL Frankie just sat down...
 And I thought that was a good Idea so I did it too.    OK GUY.... GUESS AWAY..   BUTT YOU WON'T get it RIGHT... beclaws I know EXACTLY WHAT PRIZE I am gonna Chews fur ROXY.
 WE FOOLED THE GUESSER GUY....    He thought we would be 32 POUNDS and guess what...???
We were only 30 pounds.          SO that meant that I (Ernie) gotted to pick a PRIZE fur ROXY...
 I told him what I wanted fur ROXY...
 THEN I checked it out and said.... YEP that is a PERFECT thingy ...  a PUMPKIN STUFFIE  fur ROXY.     NOW MOM.... Tuck it away in our No Walkin Wagon fur safe Keeping...
I am gonna give it to Roxy's MOM (When I get to meet her in the Furs next month) to take back to ROXY.    BUTT FURST I am gonna SLEEP with it one WHOLE NIGHT... just to put my FLAVORS on in fur ROXY.  
   SEE??????    I told you this was the BESTEST Pawt of the WHOLE entire Trip to the Pumpkin Show.        

35 comments:

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow Ernie!! Roxy is such a lucky girl. It must be a doxie thing.
Us girls weigh 30 pounds together too.

♥♥♥Mommy's girls

Lovable Lily said...

Wahoo! He guessed and lost and you won that pawsome prize. That's so fantastic. Roxy is one lucky pupper fur sure.

Looks like everyone had fun at the fair.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Ernie, that woz a most eggsiting punkin thingie you went to and winning a prize and all. Wowser, the two of your togedder weigh half as much as me! Now I must ask, when your dad was lifting Frankie on that scale, ummm, wot was hims britches doing? That pawt woz cut out of the pikture and I had to make a pikture in my brain, BOL.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

She is so going to love your gift

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

That is so sweet, I bet Roxy will love her pressie :-)

Molly The Wally said...

Ernie that is pawsome and we know Roxy is going to love it. Hey you dudes your sure fooled the man about your weight. Well done pals. Have s wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, you did such a great job faking out that peep guesser! He needs to go back to carnival school or somethingy, but it's great for you and for Roxy's pressie. Perfect choice for the Fall season. Great work, buddy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY DOGS WAY TO GO ERNIE!! YOUR FOOLED THAT WEIGHER GUY.
YOU ARE MEETING ROXY'S SWEET MOM IN THE SKIN? OH THAT IS ABOUT THE MOST EXCITING NEWS I'VE HEARD. YES INDEED SLEEP WITH IT SO ROXY WILL HAVE YOUR SMELL MAIL WITH HER FUREVER
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Mollie said...

Oh Wow what a fun game, he only couldn't guezz it right coz Ernie weighs 87 kilo Bawahwhahhwhhaha Roxy is gonna lub'z that prize xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Mayzie said...

Good job foolin' that guessin' guy, Ernie. That is just the Most Pawfect prize pressie for Roxy! She is gonna LUV it!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

stellaroselong said...

Roxy is such a lucky girl Ernie, you are so considerate sleeping wif her new stuffy so it smells just like yu...what a wonderful idea!
You guys weight about what i do, but somehow we looks real different.
stella rose

Bocci said...

Congrats on your win! We're sorry we missed the Pumpkin Festival again this year-aaach! Boy does Parental Unit love that Pumpkin Festival-it's a hoot!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Well done! It is always satisfying to outwit the humans - and Roxy got a stuffie out of it.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

Pawesome! The pumpkin show sounds like a blast!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What a nice prize for your Roxie, Ernie. Um, won't half of that be from Frankie since he helped win it?

Peggy Frezon said...

What fun! And I'm glad that you stumped the weight guessing dude and won the pumpkin for your gal!

Jodi Stone said...

Ladies luv it when their fellers win them stuffs at carnivals. I bet you score good points with Roxy!

Mitch and Molly said...

Roxy is gonna love the pumpkin stuffie! Way to go, guys!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Casey said...

Wow! You're a very good boyfriend, Ernie.

harrispen said...

You guys did a great job fooling the guesser guy. Shawnee cracks us up (get it...crack). Our mom says she doesn't want to know what your dad's back side looked like when he was bending down to put you on the scale.

Millie & Walter

Pippa Sheltie said...

Well I'm so glad that guy was stupid! If he wasn't, you wouldn't have got that beeeautiful present for your darling Roxy! He will just love it!
Pippa :)

Idaho PugRanch said...

HA HA Great fooling job to get that pawsome pressie for Roxy.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Andrea Kuska said...

Well good job! Although I do think two pounds is awfully close! :)

scotsmad said...

Bella and I had to HIDE that post from Roxy. She'd be bouncing off the walls if she say that!

You sure fooled that guy. He musta thought you had 2 pounds of furs.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

GizmoGeodog said...

WTG Ernie! You earned that pawsome prezzie for Roxy all by yourself and didn't even have to spend your green papers for it...Roxy is gonna love you big bunches

Two French Bulldogs said...

Did you weight 87 ounces? Do we win?
Benny & Lily

Sweet William The Scot said...

It has been years since I went to the Circleville PUMPKIN SHOW! I use to enjoy going.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Kari in Alaska said...

Congrats on the carnival win!

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Taffy said...

Ernie, that is the sweetest thing! Roxy sure is lucky to have a steady guy like you!

Wyatt said...

Ha ha, you fooled the guesser. What a fangtastic prize for your special gal!!

Wyatt

Murphy said...

This is wonderful. I bet Roxy will love it and it will smell like you! And you get to meet her mom?? That is wonderful cuz she lives far away!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

chicamom85 said...

Ernie that was a great story and I am glad you fooled him and won. My Mommy has been in the horspital since Friday and I miss her so bad. She is coming home Saturday. She has blood clouds(clots) in her lungs. They are taking good care of her. Will you cross paws with me to help her get better? Thank you Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...

Ernie that was a great story and I am glad you fooled him and won. My Mommy has been in the horspital since Friday and I miss her so bad. She is coming home Saturday. She has blood clouds(clots) in her lungs. They are taking good care of her. Will you cross paws with me to help her get better? Thank you Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...

Ernie that was a great story and I am glad you fooled him and won. My Mommy has been in the horspital since Friday and I miss her so bad. She is coming home Saturday. She has blood clouds(clots) in her lungs. They are taking good care of her. Will you cross paws with me to help her get better? Thank you Loveys Sasha

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I bet Roxy will love it!