These are pictures from yesterday. They were out playing and it looked like grrreat fun to me. 
I have NEVER EVER EVER hurt one of them... I just like to play a quick game of zoomie and then let them alone. 
Soooooo since they were having fun I thought I would go and join in. BUTT you will NOT believe what happened. Charcoal went POSTAL on me!!! Furst he just sat there and then he hopped out two hops and sniffed at my nose and I sniffed his nose and then.... he A Salted ME. He really really DID. There was no reason fur it. It was a pure case of A Salt and Bunnery!!!!!
He just JUMPED ON ME AND KICKED ME FUR NO REASON AT ALL... AND...
I screamed like a GIRRRRRRL. YOU would have screamed toooooo ... so just stop laughing.
It was terrible horrible awful. I can't even believe it. A Salt and Bunnery!!!
Arrest the Son of a Squirrel right NOW, Sarge.
Throw him in the Slammer I say!
WHAT??? Which one??? Well, I don't know fur sure... so just throw them BOTH in the slammer and SWEAT the truth out of them. You can use all your COP techniques. Make em Confess!!! DARN IT GUY... I was A Salted. Charge them both with A Salt and Bunnery!!!! I don't CARE. just DO IT. YOUR ... MAYOR was the Victim of an un pawvoked A Salt and Bunnery. I will NEVER get re-elected when this gets out. You will lose your JOB... Book 'em SargeO.
WHAT??? Proof... Well I do have this bit of evidence.. You know how grainy these can be ... butt I am sure that one of our LAB furends can ENHANCE the quality. It shows ME... in one of my darkest moments.... RUNNING AWAY.... SCREAMING (thank dawgness there is no Audio) bloody murder... I want you to arrest those SONS OF SQUIRRELS!!!
I have been Traumatized I tell you!!!!
I am ruined... Ruby and Penny will prolly even want a divorce. Book 'em SargeO. A Salt and Bunnery can NOT go unpunished.
Do you SEE how HOOOOOGE he is???? YOU would scream like a girrrrrl if he A Salted YOU.
Book 'em SargeO.
