Monday, April 11, 2011

SARRRRRRGE... I was A Salted.

OKAY... you all know Charcoal and Charcoal.. I have been very very much nice to both of them and to their Wild Bunny furend. I let them live here RENT FREE... and even give them foods and stuff. These are pictures from yesterday. They were out playing and it looked like grrreat fun to me.
I have NEVER EVER EVER hurt one of them... I just like to play a quick game of zoomie and then let them alone.
Soooooo since they were having fun I thought I would go and join in. BUTT you will NOT believe what happened. Charcoal went POSTAL on me!!! Furst he just sat there and then he hopped out two hops and sniffed at my nose and I sniffed his nose and then.... he A Salted ME. He really really DID. There was no reason fur it. It was a pure case of

A Salt and Bunnery!!!!!

He just JUMPED ON ME AND KICKED ME FUR NO REASON AT ALL... AND...

I screamed like a GIRRRRRRL. YOU would have screamed toooooo ... so just stop laughing.

It was terrible horrible awful. I can't even believe it. A Salt and Bunnery!!!

Arrest the Son of a Squirrel right NOW, Sarge.

Throw him in the Slammer I say!

WHAT??? Which one??? Well, I don't know fur sure... so just throw them BOTH in the slammer and SWEAT the truth out of them. You can use all your COP techniques. Make em Confess!!! DARN IT GUY... I was A Salted. Charge them both with A Salt and Bunnery!!!! I don't CARE. just DO IT. YOUR ... MAYOR was the Victim of an un pawvoked A Salt and Bunnery. I will NEVER get re-elected when this gets out. You will lose your JOB... Book 'em SargeO.

WHAT??? Proof... Well I do have this bit of evidence.. You know how grainy these can be ... butt I am sure that one of our LAB furends can ENHANCE the quality. It shows ME... in one of my darkest moments.... RUNNING AWAY.... SCREAMING (thank dawgness there is no Audio) bloody murder... I want you to arrest those SONS OF SQUIRRELS!!!

I have been Traumatized I tell you!!!!

I am ruined... Ruby and Penny will prolly even want a divorce.

Book 'em SargeO. A Salt and Bunnery can NOT go unpunished.
Do you SEE how HOOOOOGE he is???? YOU would scream like a girrrrrl if he A Salted YOU.

Book 'em SargeO.

41 comments:

Mango said...

Gosh, Frankie, kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight. You are no match for that giant attack mutant rabbit. Better make sure you have backup next time.

Slobbers,
Mango

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

OH NO!! So sorry you was A Salted like that. Penny & Ruby would never leave you.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Weenie

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, I'm not sure what to say or where to start with this one! I will definitely need to interview you...in person-like. I'll get to work with my great co-workers Zona, Pip, Puddles to start in investigation. Did you get hurt??
Grr and a Worried (chuckling) Woof,
Sarge, COP

Team Beaglebratz said...

Shiloh here - Ohhhhhh Mayor Frankie sir, I am sooo furry much sorry this happened tu u. You were just tryin'tu b the kind an'givin'little Doxie that u alwayz haz bin an' the wascally wabbitz took advantage of u - after ALL u haf dun fer them an'ask nuthin'in return x-cept fer an OCCZIONAL game of zoomiez - which they ONLY SEEMED tu enjoy. I wuz afraid sumthin'like this wood happen - they were only mappin'out the territory and monitorin'your akshunz fer just the rite time tu strike. Hate tu say it BUTT wabbitz an'squirreliez just can't b trusted - they r tu much alike. Agin, we all here at Team Beaglebratz r so sorry u wuz A SALTED - if u need tu enlist me an'Shasta fer help, let us no.

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahhaha! I too have been the victim of bunny violence. My sister Lulu is one tough bunny and has on more than one occasion taken a swing at me! They are much tougher than they look, aren't they????

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Just read your comment and have to say that the Charcoals are SO LUCKY they found your yard and you and your mom to look after them! Thanks for watching out for them!

Texas The Doxie said...

Duddee that's when you jump in an show em' whose boss!! *sigh*
You has a lots to learn about bunny rabbits.

NEVER EVER TRuST animals that HOP, or slither or fly.

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frank
We are so happy to learn that the Charcoal's survived the winter. We we're worried about them.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - hope the bunny didn't kick you too hard.

Remington said...

Assault charges....hhhmmmm....yes, I think that is in order....

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Frankie,
We had pet buns and know exactly what you're talking about...you don't want to get in a kicking match w/ a bun!

You know it's getting close to Easter and the buns are so busy this time of year, dying eggs, filling Easter baskets, etc....
Hopefully, Charcoal was just having a bad day! Give 'em another chance, whaddaya say?
xoxo

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh FRANKIE!!! What a HARE raising experience that must have been for you!! HA!! We crack ourselves up! Hope the bunny gets the just punishment he deserves!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That is so NOT right, Frankie. Just shows you can't trust those wild critters. TD says he would love to come help you solve this problem:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Stella said...

While I don't approve of As Salt at all, please think about this. Charcoal #1 might be a girl and Charcoal #2 might be a boy, and they might have had babies while they were away. Perhaps you were slugged by a Bun who was just trying to protect his family of helpless tiny baby bunnies. Just think about it, please.

Kisses,
Stella

Peggy Frezon said...

BOL! You need to have a little chat with that bunny. After all, it's your yard. I think you can live together happily if you get that bunny to understand what you want.

Hound Girl said...

OMD I cant believe you are admitting that a lil ole bunny beat you up! :)
OMD i am so sorry but I couldnt stop laughing!!

Benny and Lily said...

You better remind Charcoal that bunny with orange sauce is tasty
Benny & Lily

rottrover said...

We watch wild bunnies play in our backyard. They are tough critters - and the Charcoles must be tough to have survived winter in the wilds of your yard! We don't think screaming makes you a "little girl," they probably scared you! And maybe like Stella said they were protecting their family. Give 'em a break Frankie. Show who is the bigger PERSON!! Just sayin'.

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Noodles said...

Frankie
Sounds like some funny bunny bidness to me. I think this calls for a KANGAROO COURT and right away.
I am VERY PROTECTIVE of MY FURiends.
Love Noodles

Amber DaWeenie said...

Frankie...fighting wit a bunny is like fighting wit a kan-ga-roo! And I heard dat all da bunnies are going to join da Nut Cracker Gang and start trainin' wit dem. Sooooo.....pleeze be careful and always take backup when you goes in da yard.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Poor poor Frankie!!!
Here you have given them free rent and board and they thank you how??? A salting you that's how!! They are just going to have to GO!!!!!! Sarge get over there and help your friend out!!
Thanks for your visit!!!
xx, Happy, Bambi, & Fern

Amber-Mae said...

Frankie, you need to chillex! You're freaking out!! What that fluffy black thing did to you was totally WRONG & uncalled for. Sarge will know what to do.

Kitty+Coco said...

Good gosh! They could do a special on this: When Bunnies Attack! Don't feel bad my furiend, them guys are skeery!! We had a cousin bunny named Groucho, and let me tell you, he had that name for a reason.

Kitty and coco

houndstooth said...

I'm sorry to admit that my mom is laughing like a loon! It must have been the weekend for run ins with rude animals.

Perhaps one of the Charcoals is, ahem, expecting some Charcoal Briquettes and the Other Charcoal didn't like you messing with his lady. It's just a theory.

Bunny

mayziegal said...

Yeesh! My mom is pretty much cackling over here. CACKLING! It's most unbecoming, let me tell you.

But, Frankie, are you SUUUUURE that was one of the Charcoals. Brindle dogs have super vision, you know, and that does not look like a bunny to me. That looks like a BEAR. I bet what happened was you tooks your eye off Charcoal for a second and then while you weren't looking, a bear rounded that corner and made you THINK it was Charcoal in all the hub bub.

Yep. I bet that's it. A pawfectly reasonable explanation. It was a bear. The End. Case closed.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha...ahem...sorry, lets me control myself....okays, I is under controls now.
Ummmmm, Frankie, I just reallies don't knows what to say to dis. Personally, I'll sticks withs da groundhogs and let you has da bunnies. I thohght them groundhogs was mean but dis is redonkulous.

Puddles

pam said...

Oh Frankie we awe so sowwy but ouw mommy is laughing so hard she cants finish this fo us.....

Bobo and Meja

Oskar said...

I'm sorrry that Charcoal or Charcoal attacked you. It seems like they do not appreciate your kind and giving mayoral nature.

Lock 'em up I say!

Nubbin wiggles,
oskar

scotsmad said...

Can't believe that ungrateful Charcoal a-salted you. You were just out for a bit of fun.

Are there baby charcoals around?

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Zona said...

I go away for a week and come back to THIS??? I'm so sorry, Frankie! What a scare!! I must say you are very much brave!!

Concerned wags,
Zona

Sagira said...

Oh my gosh, Frankie, are you OKAY?????

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh my doggness not THE MAYOR????

Did your Mom take you to the Vet? Are you going to be ok?

Mom says that Spring is mating season for alot of wild animals. So maybe that mutant wabbit thought you was puttin the moves on his girl wabbit!

Not that it was an excuse to harm The Mayor!

Bad wabbit!

woo woos, Tessa

Pdd s...I was going to offer to kiss your nose and make it better but I don't mess with married pups. Let alone one with 2 wives!

K9 Katastrophie said...

Oh dear.... *BWUAAHAAHAAA* Heehee... Well we can't just let the mayor be attacked like that! You need a body guard!

Licks,
Ruthie

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,

if a salt 'n bunnery can happen to you, THE MAYOR, then i am mega scared about what can happen to us regular dudes 'n dudettes here in blogville!! sarge, pretty please show those charcoals that what they did was totally wrong wrong wrong!!

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- that was a really good idea to put a milkbone in my special pocket! i had a little note in my pocket with my name on it and a little informational on how to find my mama in case she got lost.

Asta said...

Fwankie
A Salt and Bunnewy in youw own back yawd whewe you'we supposed to be safe.
This is a tewiibull thing to have happened. Evewyone knows those bunny feets awe lethal weapons. They should be licenced ow not used.I agwee thwow them in the slammew. you have been nothing but gentle an nice to them..how could they? thugs in bunny clothing

As a membew of the Blogville cabinet, I pwotest
smoochie healing kisses to you sweet Fwankie
love
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Frankie!
What happened to them??
Sorry you were A Salted!
I hope Sarge will take care of that situation!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Emma Rose said...

I could send you the Border Collie Militia. They would make Rabbit stew out of those dasterdly bunnies!

Stay safe!!!

Kisses,
Emma Rose

Roo said...

Probably thought you were gonna steal their Easter eggs. Bunnies can get pretty territorial this time of year. My advice...don't go near any more bunnies til May 1st ;)

Roo

Neeko said...

Oooooh my sweet friend...
I'm so sorry you got A Salted by that nutty bunny. You are such a Gentlemen for going over to say Hello in a civilized manner; and have this happen, it's just outrageous!
I’m sorry but I have to confess that I’m still laughing trying to picture you scream and run away… you sweet gentle soul! I do not blame you for not liking those nutty guys anymore.
I'm sure he or she was just as scared as you were.

Smooches,
Neeko :o)
P.S. Pawsome Thanks for your very kind words about my Sis’ passing.

Kari in WeHo said...

so sorry you were assaulted :(

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Momma Tea said...

Oh Frankie, I be most sorry your furiend turned on yu is such a meanie pants way, coulds dem be stressed outs wivs so muct to do wiv Easter coming up ? It's just a fort or maybe dem is gettin ready fer pups cos I knows Moms gets very odd when dem havin pups.

We hopes yu is not tooooo traumatised by dis most dreadful attack.

Luv
Richie
xx xx

PeeS. havin to use moms account cos mine n Ronniis open id not workin stoopid fing

Sawyer the Schnauzer said...

OH NO! You poor puppy! Sawyer would definitely have screamed like a girl. And not just because she's a girl ;)

The nerve of that bunny!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're just reading about your harrowing experience, Mr. Mayor, and we're so sorry you were in such distress. However, you may want to consider that this is baby bunny making season. For all you know, Mr. Charcoal and Mrs. Charcoal may have an underground nest and Mr. Charcoal was just trying to defend his babies. After all, even though you personally have never threatened him, you must consider what your breed was developed to do [go into burrows to kill underground critters] and perhaps you can understand his instinctive fear for his babies.

Well, we just skimmed the other comments and see that Stella has eloquently made this point. Should have done that before we wrote ours. But it's written now, so we'll just second what Stella said.

Jed & Abby