Okay, I have my resolution stuff ready. I, Frankie Furter resolve to:
TRY to never let my mom and dad go a full day without giving me a treat/snack.
Never kiss ANY kind of RODENT.
Never say anything about Jim the Grinch Guy... that isn't TRUE!
TRY not to turn ALL of my STUFFIES into Un-stuffies.
Love my mom and dad as much as they love me.
Try to be nicer to Sarge.
NOW... since my parents don't have a blog... I thought I should help them out by making Resolutions for them. Here they are:
Mom RESOLVES: To always meet my "requests" in a timely manner.
To stop making me eat my supper BEFORE she gives me snacks.
To Never ever make me do things that I don't like to do.
To go to bed earlier and get up later.
To brush me for 87 hours every single day.
To NEVER give me a bath... unless I ask for one.
Dad RESOLVES: To always ASK me if I want to go... when he takes the 4-wheeler out.
To never be more than 5 mins. early or late ... taking me out for my 10:00 PM pee.
To share much more of HIS snacks with ME.
To shovel very much more L O N G pee paths and Tootsie Roll trails when it snows.
OMD OMD Sometimes I just amaze my hairy little self. I am sooooo good to mom and dad. I took the job of making Resolutions off their hairless backs. I am SUCH a good boy. They're soooooo very much lucky to live with me. I'm just sayin'.
To take me to MY lake to go out on MY boat... much more often than he did last year.
I wish you a wonderful New Year. I hope that your 2010 calendar is full of fun things to do and see.
Love to all. Frankie