Case # 87-11 Bertie THE VERDICT.....

ALL RISE,....         {{{THWAPPPPPP}}}
    Are all the pawties assembled and Ready to hear my Judgementals?

We are your  Hemorrhoidedness.    

I'm kinda Worried Ernie.....     Hold my Paw while we listen...   

 Don't Fret Lass....   Bertie is already nerfus enough...

PIPE DOWN....  {{ THWAP}}   You TWO....     Bertie we can tell that you are MOST distressed so I will allow you to Sit or Lie Down... while I Pawceed...          Your  Procurator fleabag Fiscal and his LOVELY   Para Legal ARE to REMAIN STANDING, however.

    THIS is a serious situation....    I had to stay awake 87 extra seconds last night... JUST to come to SOME sort of Decision....  
       I have found that COMPANIES are not as easy to deal with as our Moms and Dads are...
They require a Different approach...    
    Now since our BERTIE is being In Car Sir Eighted  fur somethingy Not of his causing...   HE is OBVIOUSLY  INNOCENT and I MUST find a way to effect some CHANGE.
    It seems that the Office in  Sardine   Aberrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeen   is over crowded...    forcing Miss Gail to pawform her labors....   Far  Far  from her Beloved Bertie.    
    We (that's the ROYAL WE) have  dug up  come to the conclusion that  a TRADE needs to be Made... and QUICKLY...      
   Mr.  BOSSY GUY.....    You need to POLE the OTHER laborers in the Aberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeen  (Darn that Tickles my tongue)   facility.... and find one who does NOT have a FUR Pawson living with them (Sad state of affairs THAT is) and send THAT pawson to the VERY DISTANT LOCATION.... as they have NOBUDDY who is COUNTING ON THEM to COME HOME and let them know they are LOVED and be given a chance to Urineate and Poopieate and stuffs...  
        RE LOCATION of a DIFFERENT Peep is the ANSWER to the PROBLEM....    a very easy solution.        
        Mr. Bossy butt Guy.....    MAKE IT SO....        
   Otherwise Miss Gail will be UNHAPPY and Bertie will be even MORE SO....      which will UPSET all of Bertie's   87 Bazillion Furends....    THAT>>>> you Do NOT want to do...  
    This Court is CAUTIONING YOU....        Bertie's Furends   are   full of it   prepared to take up his Cause.... and  are more than willing to  INUNDATE  your Corporation with   BAGS and BAGS and BAGS of   Stinky Gooey POOP     PROOF  that they are IN HIS CORNER....    Blogville's GOT HIS BACK, JACK....       Just sayin...
       
      This case is HOPEFULLY  Closed...  


 {{{{  THWAAAAAAAP   !!!!  }}}}

Thank you,  Yours  ZONNOR !!!

OKAY BERTIE.....  now let's   GO FUR THE GREENS......       Come with us Roxy....
      Maybe we can score some Haggis and   More of those Scotch Eggs like you made fur us yesterday.