I am in Miss TOBI's ARMS and she is HUGGING ME....
SHE is giving me CUDDLES and stuffs FROM MY ♥Steady ♥ Girrrrrrlfurend ♥ ROXY....
Oh that's OL' Sure Shot on the Left Paw Side and Mom and Frankie FARTer on the Right Paw Side. BUTT I... Ernest vonSchnitzel... am in the CENTER.... with Miss Tobi.
I TRIED to hold onto her so I could go back to the Wonderful Land of OZ with her... and then live furever and ALWAYS with my ROXY... BUTT mom started CRYING and SCREAMING and she Wetted her pants and stuffs... So...{{SIGH}} I had my chance and LOSTED it. Waaaaah Whine Whimper Waaaaaaaaaaa,,,, anybuddy got a snot rag I can use??? It was a GRAND and SAD day fur me. I just wanted to SCREAM ....... ROXYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
