Saturday, November 16, 2013

Roxy's Mom and ME...


SEE ME????  
 I am in Miss TOBI's ARMS and she is HUGGING ME....
  SHE is giving me CUDDLES and stuffs FROM MY ♥Steady ♥ Girrrrrrlfurend ♥ ROXY....    
  Oh that's OL' Sure Shot on the Left Paw Side and   Mom and Frankie FARTer on the Right Paw Side.      BUTT     I... Ernest vonSchnitzel... am in the       CENTER....  with Miss Tobi.  
   I TRIED to hold onto her so I could go back to the Wonderful Land of OZ with her... and then live furever and ALWAYS with my ROXY...       BUTT mom started CRYING and SCREAMING and she Wetted her pants and stuffs...   So...{{SIGH}}  I had my chance and LOSTED it.   Waaaaah    Whine Whimper Waaaaaaaaaaa,,,,   anybuddy got a snot rag I can use???       It was a GRAND and SAD day fur me.        I just wanted to SCREAM .......     ROXYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

     

21 comments:

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Ernie, if you left and went to live in the land of Oz, your Mom and Dad would truly miss you. (We kind of think that Frankie Farter would miss you too!)

We know that you really wanted to love and kiss your Roxy in person but just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.....

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Ernie you couldn't leave Frankie and ma and pa behind. Who would look after them? You will just have to continue with your long distant romance.
Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

easyweimaraner said...

I think to get cuddles from Roxy's mom is a good thing too.Long distance realtionships deserve a chance too, that's like Sleepless in Seattle or The Notebook.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

You know that when my mom and dad retire we are all moving back to Australia....I am sure we can sneak you in with us.

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, you all look great together! I'm sending you a crying towel for your snot-locker, so blow and sniffle all you want. I don't blame you for missing your Roxy. She's a great gal. We still all get to have long-distance fun together, so hang in there buddy...she's totally yours!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

harrispen said...

At least you got to sniff some of Roxy on her mom and leave some of your smells for Roxy to sniff when SHE gets home.

Walter

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Love from afar is never easy. Keep positive, Roxy knows you love her. Lee and Phod

Murphy said...

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds
And mars, any heart
Not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts......ooh, ooh love hurts

We feel your pain buddy.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Murphy said...

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds
And mars, any heart
Not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts......ooh, ooh love hurts

We feel your pain buddy.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Susie and Sidebite said...

Well, sometimes you just don't get what you want in life Ernie, long distance love is grand anyway!

The Mad Scots

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

The course of true love never ran smoothly Ernie, just ask Mum - Dad will never let her go out dating, pffft!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie
we are certain SHE will take all your great greetings and wonderful smell mail to your beloved Roxy.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

chicamom85 said...

Ernie, I am so happy you got to be held and loved like that. I bet she will take your good smells back to Roxy and she will be so happy!!


Loveys Sasha

Mitch and Molly said...

Bummer - you were so close, Ernie, but wouldn't you miss Frankie and your mom and dad? Sure you would!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Barb said...

Oh Poor Ernie, you just have to think that your serving your country, by staying behind to help protect your brother and your parents, Roxy knows how much you love her, girls know that sort of thing, just be brave and strong One day next year I may take a drive to Roxy's town and tell her all about your wonderfull hill and stuff.

Oskar said...

Oh my, oh my...My girlfriend Bella's mom is at your house!!!

Aaargh! Please give her extra lovins' if your wives won't mind for her to take home for Bella from me. Bella *swoon*

CLUNK!

Ruby said...

Well crap Ernie! You almost made it!!! Well, I thinks your Moms and Frankie Farter would have missed you terribly!! I bets Frankie would have cried his Big boy eyes out if you would have left!
Well, at least you gots lots of your 'essence' all overs Roxy's Moms coat so she can take it back to the Wonderful Land of Oz and let Roxy sniffs all over it!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Ernie - you leaving would break your ma's heart. Just nuture your long distance relationship mate!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Pippa Sheltie said...

Aw, Ernie, so close, but yet so far! I'm sure you'll meet one day!
Pippa :)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, your poor embarrassed mom. She really must care about you if she went through all that to keep you with her.

Taffy said...

Ernie, I am so glad you gots to meet Roxy's momma. Maybe next time she will be with her mom. I loved your story that you didn't tell about Frankie in the parking lot!!!! HE!HE!HE!HA!HA!HA! I won't tell him I know but that sure did make me giggle. I'm sorry I'm not around too much. I totally blame my mom!