Today we will have a GOOD thingy and ... a NOT so Good thingy fur you..
Let's go with the GOOD furst... and then if you wish, you can HIGH TAIL IT... Before you
ruin your eyes have to see the Snow Freaks... OKAY?
So... we are LATE in getting this posted about... butt Our Dear Furend Miss Sydney of Chewy.com FAME... sent us a SURPRISE Pressie Package... and GUESS WHAT?????????????
THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE SNOW FREAK IN THERE...
SEE???? not a Single Freak in the mix... Just GRRREAT fun thingys to Play with...
And to EAT and to make our house smell PRETTY...
We LOVED that BOX... that had NO SNOW FREAKS... and we Love Miss Sydney and Chewy.com... and we THANK them from the Bottom of our hearts....... BUTT....
THEN.... YESTERDAY.... YESTERDAY we got ANOTHER Surprise Pressie Package... that was NOT from Chewy.com... and it was NOT from any of our FURENDS.... it came... From ...ONE OF OUR FUREND's MOM... Who OBVIOUSLY ... put her Paws on OUR FUREND's ADDY Book and .... WENT CRAZY...
WE KNOW that OUR FUREND would NEVER have given up our Addy... even to his Mom... if He had KNOWN what sort of HORROR she intended to inflict upon us...
GIRD your LOINS and Close your Eyes...
HERE is what was sent to us...
NOTE: there is CLEAR ADMISSION that this was NOT done BY our Dear Furend EASY RIDER.... THIS is the
Work REVENGE Doings of his PEEPS...
Can you BELIEVE IT???? THEY fumbled around in EASY's Addy book... and Found us... and then PURRRRRRRpatrated this Travesty of INJUSTICE on Us... REVENGE we are sure of it... a VENGEFUL act... in ReTAILe A SHUN fur MY (Ernie the Attorney) fine representation of MY Client... Easy Rider...
AND against JUDGE Frankie Furter... fur his Excellent Ruling in the case...
They Sent this SNOW FREAK.... to US...
Without Easy's Knowledge or Approval... So since Easy says it right there fur ALL to see...
SUE HER...
and HERE will be our EXHIBITS....
WE can't stand to look.....
WHINE WHIMPER....
OMD HURRY FRANKIE.... let's PEE and see if it will REMOVE the evil one....
EASY.... it's ME... YOUR ATTORNEY.. ERNIE... I can tell you now that All of Blogville will KNOW that YOU are totally INNOCENT... and that SHE.... is in DEEP
shi SNOW with all the PAWspective JURORS...
THIS will not be the ENDs of THIS.
We just want to let you know that our MOM is Thrilled with this... and SHE claims that it was a Wonderful surprise and that she is OVER THE MOON
totally LOONY over it.
PEE S. Tomorrow we will show you ANOTHER example of how MOMS can turn Traitor, when We are not watching them... so furends.... Keep an eye on YOURS...
Note to Self: Have Roxy start Court pawceedings.... fur the furst trial of 2016.
