THIS is SOOOOOOO embarrassing.... WORSE than when SARGE PEED on ME...
THIS ..... TOOL thingy was what my DOGTOR told MOM to use to....
Why would my Dogtor tell her to do such an INSANE THINGY???
and GUESS what ELSE??? She put my PEE in a BAGGIE...
OMD OMD THIS is NOT a good thingy I can tell you THAT... PEEPS are now STEALING our Pee Mails...
What a HORROR !!!
SO if you see your peeps with one of THESE....
PEE S..... (that's a Pee Pun)... the Dogtor wanted a TABLESPOON's Worth of MY PEE... and I REFUSED... he is only gettin a Tiny Dribble... THAT'LL TEACH them BOTH...
THE VERY IDEA.... PEEPS are INSANE.
33 comments:
We have never had to give up a pee sample for Mom. If the doc needed one, she got it at the clinic.
Oh good grief, what is the world coming to with humans chasing us around the yard stealing our PEE!!! Run for the hills my friend.
Oh butts I bet that wuz soooo funny watching Mom chasing you around the garden trying to catch your pee mail. Ernie must haf been laffing his paws off!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS You are okay though Frankie aren't you?????
it was a pee pincher tool :)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MOM IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. TELL YOUR THE PHOTOGRAPHER WELL DONE X 100
WHO IN THE WORLD EVERY THOUGHT YOU COULD PEEPEE WITH A LADLE UNDER YOU THE FAMILY JEWELS?
I HOPE THE DRIBBLES SATISFIED THE DOGtor. Cause I bet you won't fall for that trick again
Hugs madi your bffffff
PS gotta clean slobber off the puter screen
OMD OMD OMD! My mom has udder crafty ways of pee swiping, mebbe coz I be bigger. She do be taping a container to the end of a YARD stick (coz this horror be taking place in my YARD) then she pawtends like she just be whistling a toon (she cannot whistle) then she be sticking that YARD stick with the container on it like a golf club unner me to get my pees and I is all like, OMD, mom, you is soooooo weird!
The horror. Is none of our peemail private!
Oh and Mommy likes the comment by Shawnee. Container on a stick. Nice. Mommy will have to remember that one!
guess what? you have the smartest dogtor ever.... our dogtor gave my momma a small plastic cup... and she got the right pee-nishment for stealing my yellow ink that way :o)
My V-E-T assistants use that too! I don't understand why they're so interested in reading my peemail first, but I don't mind letting them.
Hari OM
OMD, that is at once both hilarious and horrorful!!! Hope any testing from that dribble is equally filled with 'dribble'... jus' sayin'... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Your dogtor is a sadist and a pervert. Get one that's dog friendly.
Our mom uses little baby travel dishes with lids on them. The ladle is a much better idea, Frankie! Do you know how hard it is to collect a peepee sample at 4 am when it's dark out?!
Our mom usually has to do the "free catch" for the first pee of the morning -- which means it's about 0430 and she's out there with a flashlight and a cup. At least that way the neighbors don't see us!
Cammie!
Yep...Our Mama has done this since Bilbo was a wee (wee) pup (more pee humor BOL!). The V-E-T taught her this was the bestest way to steal our peemail. We wonder if the V-E-T is behind all of this??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BOL!!! Did you see one of the product we found at the expo? We will share it soon and it had the best way to collect pee and test it :-) You mom is just smart. Golden Woofs
Ghostwriter said she had to do that for Miss Ginger when she was a pup. She forget what she used to catch the pee.
Sorry, that is too funny for words. We're trying to picture your mom chasing you around with that thing. Is there a video?
OMD! I remember when my Mom did this to ME! I couldn't pee with her watching me so she had to chase me forever. *ear licks* Noodle
I bet if your mom would have turned that into America's Funniest Videos she would have won a million dollars...make her split it with you though....That is only fair. stella rose
We will cross our legs!
OMD never in 87 million years would I have guessed that! Mom laughed she said the things we will do for our fur babies and she hopes the neighbors weren't watching (for your mom's sake). BOL
Aroo to you,
Sully
Your pee mail is being censored??!! SHE hopes your mom doesn't serve soup or stew when SHE visits......hmmmmmm.
OMD! I remember when the peeps were supposed to get my Pee and I did not cooperate at all
Then when we were leaving the vet I thought I was safe to let loose - dad was johnny on the spot with a dish. The indignity of it all!
hugs
Mr Bailey
Hazel & Mabel too
Wonder what it's like if we try to catch theirs!
Lily & Edward
That's not just wee wee bad, that's BAD. She better not try that again, it could mess up Blogville's entire peemail system.
Abby Lab
BOL - we were right:) We hope that doesn't mean you have an infection or something. Mom used to have to do that with Dakota as she had lots of UTIs, she would use a foil pie pan, but the ladle is a great idea.
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
That is just insane that a highly respected judge would be treated that way! Stealing pee mail from a judge is illegal! Some of those pee mails would be highly confidential! Does your mom think she is Hillary Clinton and can just go willy nilly on the pee mail? There are protocols in place for a reason!!! And why is your mom wearing huge rubber boots? How many pees did she expect to steal?? Gallons?? So much that it would overflow onto her boots? As Mayorz of Blogville we think your mom needs to be put under strict surveillance and maybe psychiatric evaluation!
Your Mayorz of All Paws,
Murphy & Stanley
Pee Ess - Have you checked to see if your mom is giving the pee to HER doctor???
I knew it!! And I agree, bravo to the photographer, gettin' your Moms 'good side'! BOL!!!!!
I can't believes you lets her put THAT under there! I would have....what? crap. Ma says I should butt out, cause she did the same thingie to me a couple of years ago....true. Butts it was a dish on a stick. totally different! okays, not.
I hopes everythings CAME OUT OKAYS....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Ugh. *shiver*
Love and licks,
Cupcake
That is some MAJOR invasion of privacy! Intercepting pee mail is illegal, isn't it? Bahaha!
I would have never guessed that was for pee.
O - M - D!! What's next, stealing our smells? The horror and indignity of it all. Love Dolly
OMD Dat is sooo funnisome Frankie Dude, our Momster jus shoves a small shallow bowl unda us wen her has to steel our pee mails. Yoo has gived her ideeas nows
Lovs
Us
xxxx
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