extraordinaire FRANKIE FURTER And Ernie vonSchnitzel WELCOME You to Day TWO of the BLOGVILLE CIRCUS and SIDE SHOW... Are you ready Ernie... YOU have the FURST act today...
YES Frankie.... What Kind of Circus would that be WITHOUT....
A BARREL Of MONKEYs ???
OK OK.... Enough of your Crazy stuffs... Back in the Barrel and let's get On with the show... You have it NOW Frankie...
ARE YOU ALL READY... This was a very difficult and DANGEROUS Trick to teach ... BUTT WE Managed... I offer you... the UNI CYCLING BEAR... Furst on the BIG Unicycle...
and NOW on the more demanding.... Small Unicycle... Can you even believe the BALANCE and CONTROL that you are seeing? OK.... not to YOU again Ernie...
OH the CONTROL and the SKILL... the HOURS of PRACTICE required... Now folks Please look to the Other RING... FRANKIE has somethingy ELSE to dazzle you with...
YES Ernie.... I DO... I bring you...... a BEAR on a BALANCE POLE... LOOK at the HEIGHT... it was hard enough just to get this bear UP THERE... let along to be able to BALANCE on that TEENY TINY Pole...
It is DEATH DEFYING fur sure...
NOW....... Ladies and Gentlemen... Boys and Girrrrrrls..... for our NEXT ACT...
you must REMAIN SEATED and QUIET...
THIS is the most FRIGHTENING act of ALL TIME... It took ALL that We both had in order to pull this off... We Trained this SQUIRREL for over 87 DAYS and NIGHTS ...
YOU will NEVER see an act like THIS again... EVER
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
THIS TRICK is NOT to be TRIED AT HOME... REMEMBER that Ernie and I have had have had
Psssssssssst..... Ernie get the WATER BUCKETS READY... JUST IN CASE !!!
OK.... BRING our Star out...
and SET THE
RING of FIRE ABLAZE !!!
READY EVERYONE...... DON'T BLINK.... This Squirrel is FAST...
Let's GO....................................
UP UP..... you can do it...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs he is ALMOST through the HORRIBLE FLAMES....
AND he'sssssssssssssssssss
MADE IT....
TAKE a Well Deserved BOW...
NOT a Singed hair...
BRAVO Squirrel... you did it.
We hope that you have enjoyed the Side Show Stuffie TAMER Act...
WE ask that you all stay Seated for just a few more seconds though... Just fur YOUR Safety...
NOW THEN.....
Cussin SARGE....
would you PLEASE
PUT OUT THE FLAMING RING OF FIRE....... before we have to call out the Blogville Fire Department?
BUTT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE:
PLEASE ........ Proceed through this EXIT .... where you will be DAZZLED Once AGAIN by Stuffie Tamers Benny and Lily they will be bringing you a Stuffie Death Defying Act To LARGE to be pawformed Inside any TENT...
PeeS: AFTERWARDS....
make SURE that you ALSO get to the
MAIN CIRCUS TENT by clicking HERE
and Follow the links below to the OTHER (free) Side Show events:
FUReak Show by Shelldon and Beachnut
Carnival Foods by Sasha
Carnival RIDES by Sallie Marie
Circus CLOWNS by Tuiren
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32 comments:
I was at the edge of my seat(ackshully, i was watching so hawd, i fell off, hehehe). What amazing feats of dawing doo.
That unicycle, and high wiwe amazed me, but then......OMD the twaining it must have taken to jump thwoo those hooge flames. Dazzling!!!!!! Thank dog that Sawge put out that fiwe, cause I was stawting to shake all ovew fwom feaw
(Asta claps for 87 minutes non-stop)
WOW I was holding on my breathe - what a stunt! You are the greatest stuffie tamer of the whole world!!! APAWS APAWS!!!
Woooooo very exciting! Those stuffies are soo clever and dedicated to their training! I specially admire the squirrel. Fire can be fatal for stuffies!
Woof! Woof! Great set-up. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
My heart is STILL beating like crazy! I thought for sure we would be eating flaming squirrel.
Blessings,
Goose
Yay for rings of fire! Woohoo!
OMD OMD OMD I cannot believe the squirrel made it!! AND that the bear was on that crazy unicycle. Oh man, that was an awesome sideshow!
From the barrel of monkeys to the flaming ring of fire we too were on the edge of our bench! Amazing death~defying feats of courage by one and all.
We was really worried about the squirrel jumping thru all those HOT flames but we knew you were such excellent trainers and wouldn't let anything happen to him. Now that his performance is over are you sending him over to see Sasha? Tee~Hee~Hee!
Fab show Frankie and Ernie!! We think you should take this act out on the road.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
What an amazing show you two put on. That was fantastic.
Millie
Wow! What an act- could not belive our eyes! Now does Sasha have squirrel on a stick- have a craving for that for some reason!
Wowwee! Barrel of Monkeys...Bear on Unicycles...Stuffies balancing balls and sitting...Bear on high wire...and goodness gracious...a squirrel that makes it through a hooop of fire!! This is the best circus EVER!!
Thanks Frankie and Ernie for the fantastic show!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
Hey F-n-E!
WOW< BOW< WOW< WOW< WOW! My heartiest of bravo and applause to you! The monkeys were just silly and fun, but the unicycling bear was amazing. Such skill. Loved the balance acts but the ring of flame was the triumph of the act! What a pawesome trick that was. Could you smell fur burning? I bet not since he did a perfect form through that hoop.
Congrats on such a fabulous show!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
OMC that unicycle and balance beam looks painful!!
WTG MR. SQUIRREL MADE IT THROUGH W/O A FUR SINGED.
BRAVO BRAVO TO ALL THE DARING YOUNG FOLKS ON THE FLYING MACHINES.
HUGS MADI YOUR AMAZED MAYOR.
Wow! What tricks you have up your sleeve!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD...OMD....hehehehehehe...Oh I can't stop laughin' at da unicycle. Okays, I has contained myself nows.
Nows, I has to go clean myself up cuz I peepeed all overs myself when I seened da ring of fire and da squirrel....dat was AWESOME!
Puddles
That was just FANTASTIC!! We are amazed at the training and skill that these stuffies have. Frankie and Ernie you have done just a pawsome job!!
Hurray Hurray for the Circus!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
You two are amazing stuffie trainers. Loved the bear and squirrel acts.
Love Ruby & Penny
I just spat tea all over the screen. Yikes I better go get a tissue. Oh my the ring of flames...the tight rope...wow! Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
We was laughing at that squirrel!! Bet his tail was just a tad bit warm BOL, BOL
wags
Jazzi and Addi
SQUIRREL ! SQUIRREL ! HOLD ME BACK.
Wags,
Ranger
That is amazing, we were really holding our breath there for a second!
You have done a good job with the training!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Have I had too many beers or did squirrel just jump through the ring of fire!!!
Oh, and could you ask Ernie if he could stick another candy apple in my furs - I finished the first one and it really comes in quite handy to have a snack with me at all times.
We are amazed. I mean...those stuffies balancing the balls where so good. Then the balancing bear..who'd a thought. BUT that death defying squirrel jump through the ring of fire. That's a whole new level of stuffie training. We're sure you'll be off to Las Vegas in the future.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
OMD that was so incredibly amazing. I was so scared, I didn't even want to look after the ring was lit. How did you do that. It must have taken hours and minutes of training. Frankie, I can't even get my stuffies to stay in one place. I put them out and when I wake up, they are all thrown together in a pile. I can't imagine teaching them to unicycle. You are both artists. Stop by the foodables tent for refreshments. You deserve them.
Ernie, thank you for being so well behaved today. Silly Pip, now she is asking you to throw an apple in her furs, she found it handy to eat it that way. Each to their own.
Loveys Sasha
Oh.My.Dog!!
That was the most exciting show I've seen!!
Bravo!
Four paws up!
Wow, quite a show!
Frankie, have you been eating the green kibble again?
Heeeee-larious!!! We love the barrel of monkeys and the dangerous jumping through the fire hoops!!!
Benny & Lily
Frankie I have to report that Gail just spluttered her morning coffee over her MacBook she was laughing so much.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
That is one talented bear stuffie! Unicyle And Balance Pole Oh My! and the Flame jumpin squirrel well of course just stole the show! Too much! Oh my gosh you two must have been rollin durin training BOL! Luv it Luv it LUV It!
Thank you boys for all your wonderful acts! Hilarious!
Waggin at ya,
Roo
We need to know your tricks for taming the squirrel... we might enjoy having them around if they can jump through fire. :D
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Wow you dare devils! go Mr squirrel!
Slobbers
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