The Stuffie TAMERS.... Side Show...

 LADIES and GENTLEMEN....   Boys and Girrrls        WE...   Ring Masters and Stuffie Tamers
extraordinaire         FRANKIE FURTER         And        Ernie vonSchnitzel    WELCOME You to Day TWO of the     BLOGVILLE CIRCUS and SIDE SHOW...           Are you ready Ernie... YOU have the FURST act today...   

 YES Frankie....       What Kind of Circus would that be WITHOUT....
A     BARREL Of MONKEYs ???   

 OK    OK.... Enough of your Crazy stuffs...   Back in the Barrel and let's get On with the show...    You have it NOW Frankie...

 ARE YOU ALL READY...          This was a very difficult and DANGEROUS Trick to teach ...    BUTT WE Managed...       I offer you...       the UNI CYCLING        BEAR...          Furst on the BIG Unicycle...             

 and NOW on the more demanding....    Small Unicycle...                Can you even believe the BALANCE and CONTROL that you are seeing?                OK....     not to YOU again Ernie...

 THIS was MOST Difficult to Teach and to Train...       Feast your eyes on this GROUP of stuffies who can not only Sit UP... butt can also BALANCE a BALL on their nose while doing it.....

 OH the CONTROL  and the SKILL...         the HOURS of PRACTICE required...      Now folks   Please look to the Other RING...   FRANKIE has somethingy ELSE to dazzle you with...

 YES Ernie....   I DO...        I bring you......    a BEAR on a BALANCE POLE...      LOOK at the HEIGHT...  it was hard enough just to get this bear UP THERE... let along  to be able to BALANCE on that TEENY TINY Pole...

 It is DEATH DEFYING fur sure...         

 NOW.......  Ladies and Gentlemen...    Boys and Girrrrrrls.....    for our NEXT ACT...  
 you must REMAIN SEATED and QUIET...           
 THIS is the most FRIGHTENING  act of ALL TIME...       It took ALL that We both had in order to pull this off...       We Trained this SQUIRREL for over 87  DAYS and NIGHTS  ...    

YOU will NEVER see an act like THIS again... EVER
                                                                WARNING
                                                                  WARNING
                                                                    WARNING
    THIS TRICK is NOT to be TRIED AT HOME...        REMEMBER that Ernie and I have had  have had seconds  minutes  hours   days    weeks   months              YEARS of Training and TONS of EXPERIENCE with Stuffie Taming...     

    Psssssssssst.....   Ernie get the WATER BUCKETS READY...           JUST IN CASE !!!  


        OK....    BRING  our Star out...

                   and      SET THE      
           RING of FIRE       ABLAZE !!!      
   
      READY EVERYONE......     DON'T  BLINK....          This Squirrel is FAST...






                      Let's   GO....................................   

 UP   UP.....     you can do it...

 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs         he is ALMOST through the HORRIBLE   FLAMES....

 AND    he'sssssssssssssssssss

 MADE IT....

 TAKE a Well Deserved BOW...

 NOT a Singed hair...

 BRAVO        Squirrel...   you did it.

 We hope that you have enjoyed the Side Show    Stuffie TAMER Act...  
                  WE ask that you all   stay Seated for just a few more seconds though...    Just fur YOUR Safety...

NOW THEN.....  
  Cussin SARGE....
  would you PLEASE







 PUT OUT THE FLAMING RING OF FIRE....... before we have to call out the Blogville Fire Department?  

    BUTT WAIT....     THERE'S      MORE: 

PLEASE ........    Proceed  through this             EXIT ....      where you will be DAZZLED Once AGAIN by Stuffie Tamers  Benny and Lily                                     they will be bringing you a Stuffie Death Defying Act   To LARGE to be pawformed   Inside any TENT...
     
 PeeS:     AFTERWARDS....

  make SURE that you ALSO get to the 

         MAIN CIRCUS TENT    by clicking          HERE  

and Follow the links below to the OTHER     (free)  Side Show events:
  FUReak Show         by  Shelldon and Beachnut  

  Carnival Foods       by   Sasha

Carnival RIDES        by Sallie Marie

Circus CLOWNS       by  Tuiren

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