YOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HI Everybuddy.... It's ME Frankie's Cussin FRANCINE... With my own Puppy... Little Ernestine who is Little Ernie's Cussin... from West Furginia. Remember US???? WELL, WE surely did SHOCK Cussin Frankie Yesterday... He FAINTED when he SAW that it was his BELOVED CUSSIN FRANCINE Barkin at his door... ALONG with my PUPPY ERNESTINE... WELL, After everybuddy got to know Everybuddy and found out all about the impawtant stuffs ..... Like how we are all related and stuffs like that... the PEEPS started going all OOOOOOOH look at Little Ernestine and OH Cussin FRANCINE... YOU LOOK MAHVELOUS and stuffs like that. THEN we got down to the Bidness of EATIN and Pee Mail Checkin and Nappin and stuffs.. AND THEN....
I took Frankie's DAD.... Ol' Sure Shot off to the side and told him that I.. FRANCINE was gonna go Deer Huntin with the guys.. After he recovered from HIS faint... everythingy was all set up.
I had to PROVE that I had BOTH CAMO and Hunter (no shoot me) Orange to wear. Can you believe that?? Well, I fooled THEM... I came PAWpared..
SEE??? Here I am in my Camo DRESS and this is my little Ernestine Helping me get all ready to go this morning....... before the butt crack of day light, I might add. AND... speakin of BUTTS... Doesn't little ERNESTINE have a cute little butt? She LOVES the color LILAC so I got her a Lilac collar and let her borrow one of MY OLD Dresses and even a Lilac BOW fur her tail.
Here Ernestine is helpin me get my huntin stuffs Adjusted.
Ernestine was all worried about me going away from her butt I told her she could go take a nice nap with little ERNIE. she was really happy about that.
I could NOT stand the thought of havin all those... Camo and hunter orange thingys on... without a splash of BLING... So I had Ernestine help me with one of my Feather Boas.
Nice Touch , don't you think? I had to wear an Orange Tutu thingy under my camo dress...Gotta keep the back end safe too you know.
So... here I am... all Decked out and READY... Where are those MEN Folks???
Ernestine and I Both looked around fur them.
Sheeeeeesh... they were still drinkin Coffee...
I told Ernie and Ernestine and Frankie to get em up and MOVIN.
WHEW.... I might FAINT from the HEAT... THESE Camo Dresses are VERY MUCH INSULATED.
Speakin of those thingys.... BE HONEST NOW....does my camo dress make my butt look big????
A Huntin We Will Go.... A Huntin We Will Go..... I hope I can sniff out a BIG DEER!
Love you ALL,
Frankie's Cussin... FRANCINE... THE MIGHTY DACHSHUND HUNTRESS and her puppy Ernestine.