Saturday, November 26, 2011

FRANCINE the Mighty Dachshund HUNTRESS

Whooooooo HOOOOOOOOO... It is ME (Cussin Francine) again. Frankie and Ernie are havin a BLAST playin with my little Ernestine. They even made us get dressed up in our Pilgrim outfits AGAIN... even though Thanksgiving is just a Memory now. Ernestine Loves to play Dress Up.. and wants to Wear ALL of MY Clothes... I simply MUST get her some clothes of her OWN... This us US after I got back from Huntin yesterday... I didn't even SEE a Deer... butt I did Sniff a couple of Poop Piles that they had left. So I know there are some around here. I want to get some antlers fur my little Ernestine.

Speakin of huntin... are you SURE that my Camo Dress and No Shoot me Orange tutu don't make my butt look big?????????

Well, I had a tawk with Frankie's Mom... and asked her if she would take my little Ernestine Shopping fur some more .. Puppy appropriate clothes... while I am out in the field.. Huntin Today.
PLEASE??? Ernestine will be VERY Good. and Ernestine showed her best... aren't I cute Face.... so the lady said she would take Ernestine to look fur some clothes.
Ernestine got all Shy when she realized that she would be going with Frankie and Ernie... she didn't want to be trying clothes on .... in front of THEM.
Butt I PAWmised her that there would be PRIVACY.
Butt she still tried to hide her little face. Raising a puppy can be DIFFICULT work.
So I said... Now Ernestine... you can TRUST Frankie's Mom.. She will take very good care of you.
I was almost fully Dressed in my Huntin We Will Go Camo Dress and No Shoot me Hunter Orange Ribbon and Tutu... before Ernestine finally decided that it would be OK fur her go with Frankie and Ernie and Frankie's mom
I do admit that I kinda had to BRIBE her... by lettin her wear my Green Boa... fur a few minutes.
Butt when she tried on my Favorite Furs Bow... It totally covered her head. BaaaaaWaaaah
I am gonna head fur the field with the FELLAS now... you all have a Wonderful Day.
Kissy Kisssy Woo Wooooo
Cussin Francine.

PeeS.... my CRY BABY Cussin, Frankie is whimperin and going all WHINE WHINE WHINE beclaws I am using HIS Blog. Neener Neener Neener.... If he would get up at the Butt Crack of Dawn.. like he SHOULD... HE could have had a turn. Neener Neener Neener.. I'm simply saying.


Lovable Lily said...

Francine, You're gonna be in trouble once Frankie finds out you hijacked his blog this morning. Better be careful, as he's hunting with the big guys and they have guns and all... I'm just saying!

Frankie, That is so very kind of you to let Ernestine try on some of your clothes. You are being so very good to her. She is really cute and we just want to smother her with kisses. We can't wait to see what clothing she picks out. Am sure she will look good in anything.

Well, gotta run now. Mom is in the kitchen preparing a full turkey feast today. They all went out for Thanksgiving, so Mom likes to have her own dinner here with Muffin and me. I gotta help catch anything that drops on the floor. Hope you all have a great day!

Hugs, Lily Belle

P.S. And no! Your butt don't look big.

Momma Tea (also Ronnii, Uji and Izzy whose open ids wont work) said...

Ohh Francine yor butts does not look bigs at all and likkle Ernestine looks most pwetty indeeds in yor boa.
Her will bee jus fine wivs Frankies Mom cos her is sooo nice.
Are yoo comin to our pawty later afta huntin? Wee wood lovs to see yoo both dere

Izzy, Uji & Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Francine, you silly girl. Your butt is not to big. Not many could pull off an outfit like you hunting gear. I bet Frankie;'s M0om picks put some really cute dresses for Ernestine.

Mommny is making a big pot of Fordhook lima beans with New Orleans style dear meat sausage today cause it's gonna rain all day and be chilly.There's niothung like beans to get the tooting started, hee hee.

Sniff ya later.....Weenie

Pibble said...

Francine? Ernestine? I've landed in an alternate universe! It's my fault for being out of touch, but gosh... I really have to pay closer attention to my bloggie friends and less attention to that pesky stuff called work!

Berts Blog said...

Oh Oh, you bees in big trouble when Frankie finds out you hijacked his blog for a model showing.

But we loved it, so try and do it again when you get the new stuff.

Can't wait to see how perty you look.


Maggie Mae said...

OoH Francine,

I am so happy to see you again! Your Ernestine is beOOtiful! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Ruby and Penny said...

Have fun bargain hunting. Hope you have better luck than the Mighty Huntress.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Francine why to you have a shower scrubby on your head.

houndstooth said...

Oh my! That hunting dress is the most...interesting ensemble I've ever laid eyes on!


Mr. Pip said...

No deer yesterday, Francine? I can't imagine why. Little Ernestine looks lovely in your green boa. You girls have a good time shopping and don't worry about old Frankie. I will talk to him and make sure he knows you are leaving soon, I mean make sure he understands the importance of sharing.

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hope Ernestine found lots of purrty clothes on Black Friday! And, Frankie, you gots to share wit Francine.. BOL


Anonymous said...

I thinks that Ernestine looks pawsome in her boa. I just know that Frankies Mom will pick out the prettiest clothes for Ernestine.

I gots to say Francine I is a bit worried bout you hijackin Frankie's blog and then teasin him bout it. You might just want to watch your tutu covered hinny there missie cause Frankie is an easy goin dude but you sure wouldn't want to make him mad!

I'm just sayin.....

So, Francine, how long ARE you plannin to stay with Frankie????

woos, Tessa

Sagira said...

You both look so adorable in your clothes. Bet it is so much fun at Frankie's house huh? :)

scotsmad said...

Frankie, you have a responsibility to see that Ernestine has a responsible adult in her life as a role model....she'll never get it from Francine.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

Nola said...

So cute!
Kisses and Tail Wags,
Dachshund Nola

sprinkles said...

I can't wait for Ernestine to show off her new clothes. She really is pretty.

Hey, mebbe hers and Ernie can become bf & gf.

Your bum looks adorable in that orange tutu and don't let anyone tell you any differently!

Oskar said...

Frankie, It looks like you are being paw-handled by the wimmen folk. My dad person says that can lead down a slippery slope. Like having no say in how many snowmans are in your house at one time...just sayin!

Good luck buddy, you guys seem outnumbered.

Nubbin wiggles,

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

One gal to another,Francine dear,you certainly are a fashion plate! You are teaching Ernestine well. Frankie will get over it. hehe.

Kari in Vegas said...

i sure have missed your posts Francine!

Stop on by for a visit

kissa-bull said...

oh my goodness we are just bol over here can you hear us ??? we love it !!!

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