Wednesday, June 9, 2010

JOKES from the Road side Rest stops

I found these jokes on my way to and from Lori's house... In Pencil Vane E Ah.

1. Why it's grrrreat to be a Dawg.>>>>> Pawsonal hygiene is a BLAST. You don't have to take a Baff every day and... you don't even have to comb your own furs.

2. They crossed a Spitz with a Chow Chow and got a dawg that pooks a lot.

3. Why did the POOR dawg chase its Tail???? It was trying to make both ends meat!!!!

4. Why does it cost more for our furs trims???? Two leggers don't get Sanitary Trims!!!

5. How many Dachshunds does it take to change a lightbulb???? How should I know... I can't reach the Lamp!!!

HaROOOOOOOO HOOOOWWWWLLLLL heee heeee heeeeeeeee


scotsmad said...

Man Frankie, we are still laughin'. Good jokes.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Mango said...

Those jokes are so bad I had to laugh.


3 doxies said...

Haves you evers thought about becoming a comedian instead of a dachshund?
Are your ears longer today?

Jazzi said...

Oh funny jokes Frankie. Thanks for sharing what you read along the way.


Anonymous said...

Oh, Frankie. You're such a card! Have you ever thoughts about doing stand-up comedy? I bet you'd make a million trillion green papers!

Wiggles & WAgs,

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Thanks for the morning chuckles, Frankie. Have a great day.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Dory and the Mama said...

We think you have a future in stand up comedy FOR SURE!

Smileys & Snuggles,
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Remington said...

Hey, are you going to try out for Last Comic Standing? You would win, my friend!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

AHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Thanks for the mid-week gruffaw, Frankie!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Ruby and Penny said...

HaHaHa!! Frankie your hilarious.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

DoDo and MoMo said...

^^ heheheh!

Alli and Frankie said...

First of all, I think your ears look nice! And I'll bet Ruby and Penny like them, too. :)

Great jokes! Stopping by your blog always makes me laugh, Frankie Furter! :) xoxo Frankie Mae

Zona said...

BOL! I especially like #5. I'm going to run to tell it to Phoenix, my doxie/JRT sister. Coming from this LONG legged pup, I'm sure it'll get her going today! She forgets she's a teeny tiny doxie!

Happy mid-week!


Sam said...

You've got a career in stand up comedy, Frankie!

I giggled at Mango's comment.

Minna Krebs said...

Thanks for the 'smiles' today.

and Puddles asked my question you feels about your ears today?? Better I hopes.


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Fur sure!

Last Khomikh Standing!


houndstooth said...

Tee hee hee! I like the last one the best! Frankie, have you considered a career as a comedian? I'll bet you could make about 87 million dollars!


Ms. ~K said...

Oh Frankie, it's not just the jokes that are funny, it's the way you tell them!!!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Lorenza said...

Those are good, Frankie!
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs

kissa-bull said...

we totally spit the water through our snooter wiff your comedic comedies tee hee

bble wiggles and wee wags
the pittie pack

Benny and Lily said...

Oh ....Frankie the Comic
Benny & Lily

Sandra said...

Frankie you are such a joker! Haha. You crack us up.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

BRUTUS said...

Oh Frankie, you are a trip! The things we must find to do in order to amuse ourselves on the road!!! Speaking of which, make sure you check out our blog tomorrow, we found a little something special for you in the midst of our Earlventure!

Brutus the (traveling) Frenchie

Anonymous said...

those are funny!
"both ends MEAT" is very punny!

the booker man said...

heehee, mr. frankie, you always tell the bestest jokes!
the booker man