Tuesday, June 8, 2010

HELP..... YIKES.....

Even when I put my head down... they don't even touch my tags now!!! YIKES !!!

SEEEE..... My ears USED to hang waaaaay below my tags... I just know they did!

YIKES !!! You know that I just had my FOURTH BIRTHDAY. I'm not getting any younger here. Soooooo, I just noticed something REALLY REALLY SCARY!!

Would you PLEASE look at my header pic and then compare IT to the pics that were just taken a few days ago..... I think..... GASP... that my ears are starting to get shorter!!!! OMD OMD I think I am suffering from.... PREMATURE SHORT EARS.

OMD OMD OMD.... what if Ruby and Penny see this and start thinking... "Yuck, Frankie is starting to lose his EARS. We don't want to get married to a guy with... SHORT EARS. Let's just break off the encagement." GASP SHIVER HOWWWWWWL YIIIIIIPPPPPPP SQUEEEEEEEEEE YAP YAP YAP WHINE.
What the heck am I gonna do????
Star AND Twinkie...... Do either of you know if there are any PRODUCTS OUT THERE FOR ..... THIS????? H E L P ...... Anyone, Everyone???? HELP.
I know this isn't due to mom washing me in water that is TOOO HOT... she never does that. I have NOT changed shampoos either. Heck, mom doesn't even use the Furs Dryer thingy on me. OMD O M D Why has this happened to me?????
Now I know why my dad always wears a cap... He has lost all the furs on top of his head... Sooooo he covers it all up with Caps. OMD OMDeeeee.... am I going to have to start Tucking (what's left of) my ears into my caps??? Will they even be long enough to stuff into my New SAILOR HAT that Ruby and Penny just gave me...????????????????? Oh noooooooo What's a guy to do????


scotsmad said...

Maybe your ears are too clean...you might need a bit of dirt to make them hang lower. Or maybe you should check out ear extensions!

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

PeeS We think your ears are beautiful and size doesn't matter.

3 doxies said...

Oh my poor Frankie Flirter what a de-lemon-uh you haves on your paws. Now I talked this overs with my mum and she thinks that you may just be shedding some unneeded hairs fur da summer. Brudder Albert's ears get short and long over da course of da year. His ear hairs are a little shorter right now too. However I'm just wondering if it may be the angles da piktures was taken or maybe you mum is looking at you at a funky angel.

Autumn the maltese said...

Dear Frankie,

Don't worry about your ears. You still look gorgeous in the picture =D

Btw, I received your words and support from Autumn's blog. Thank You so much for dropping by and I will update you about Jasmine when she gets better =D

Love you lots,
Autumn & Jasmine's Mom

Lola said...

Oh, you're still a hunk of doxie. You don't have to worry yet. Maybe your ear furs are just curling up a little in the summer weather and looking shorter? To a Shar Pei, your ears look long and luxurious as can be.

wags, Lola with the teeny ears

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
We are not shallow girls. We would love you if your ears disappeared.
We think you look so adorable. We can't stop staring at that first picture.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - are you pulling our walking chains?

Minna Krebs said...

Poor Frankie,

Maybes it is just a temporary summer thin-ning of your furs that has manifested itself in your ears!

Besides, mature boy-dogs are likes hooman mens.....they are able age gracefully and still look handsome. (Likes the hooman actors Paul Newman, Cary Grant and Robert Redford) So, maybe shorter ear furs are a sign of maturity... you are still very handsome at your 4 years!

((Hugs)) MinnaK

As edited by Brudder Rooney....He suggested that I could have used a better example above of things that gets better with age (likes wine or sumthin). Unfortunately the two of da actors I listed above are no longer alives. Please ignore that part of my example.....they were very, very handsome mens!

Anonymous said...

Frankie, don't panic! Maybe you're starting to get TALLER! So that just makes it seem like your ears are getting shorter. But they're really the same length, see? I bet that's what it is. Don't doxies have a growth spurt arounds the age of 4?

Wiggles & Wags,

houndstooth said...

Yegads! A most serious problem! Have you had a haircut recently? Perhaps they took a little too much off the top?


Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! OMD Frankly. LOVE your blog label "getting old stinks" Your ears are shrinking!!! But you know what I noticed you don't have any white fur ... good thing n lucky you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Erin and GuidePupPompei said...

*gasssp! OMD that is scary!! I don't have muchs furs so I don't even half too worry abouts things like dat!

Remington said...

Oh Sir Frankie, no worry. That is the way it's suppose to be! It makes you look more mature! The girls will love it! Wear you short ears proudly, Dude!

Zona said...

Well, seeing as you have some curl to your hairs, I suspect you can blame the temporary shortening on the summer humidity! You should see what that stuff does to my mom's hair. BOL!

Either long ears or short ears, you're still handsome!


3 doxies said...

And you WONDER why your hair is getting shorter????? It was those aliens in their mudder ship at YOUR house. It was all just a plan you see...they wanted you to think it was fur snow.

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

Hmmmm....That is quite a delimma. We have short ears so not sure how to help.

Hope things improve for you soon.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

We are sure that Ruby and Penny love your for more than just your ears! In fact, we think short ears are sexy!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Mack and Mia said...

DUDE! Your ears are shrinking! It's the aliens! Puddles said they were here!

Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

Dory and the Mama said...

I bet it is just all the humidity making your hairs frizz up Frankie...that happens to my Mama too.

Smileys and Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Life With Dogs said...

I don't think it's the size of your ears that they are concerned with Frankie, if you know what I'm saying...

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Frankie, are you sure someone hasn't been snipping your furs while you are sleeping? Maybe you can just get some extensions.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Teacher's Pets said...

Hi Frankie!
I think your collar is getting too loose and if you tighten it I bet your ears will look longer, don't you?

But if the collar tightening thing doesn't work and you STILL think you are OLD, just remember that old saying, "Things get better with age?". I found a long list that might help you see that getting old isn't so bad...take a close look here...http://www.seniorsforliving.com/content/article/53-things-that-get-better-with-age/119/ad this

And don't worry about Ruby & Penny because if it's true love (and it sure looks like it is) then they will love you for being simply yourself!

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Hmmm, maybe it's the humidity in the air Frankie. Perhaps it's making your hair all curly and kinky so it doesn't hang as long. Don't fret.

Stella, Gunther and Betty

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Some things shrink...
Some things droop...

I'm sure your girls will love woo no matter what!


Anonymous said...

You knucklehead! What am I supposed to do now? Wait a week to answer your question?
Okay, the truth: I was multitasking like a busy chi and even though I meant to stop by before posting today, I only got around to it now. Shame on me.
As for your new ears, I must say they'll make it easier for me to photoshop on our next double date BOL
You look too handsome!!! Lucky girrrls..

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Do you take naps outside?? Maybe the squirrels like to play with your ear-furs while you are sleeping!
Hmmm... maybe not... hmmm... I don't know but you look so handsome in those pictures!
Kisses and hugs

booker said...

okie dokie, don't panic! maybe it was just a hoomid day, and it made your ear furs kink up and look shorter? even if they are permanently shorter, you are still way handsome, and you have nothing to worry about cuz miss penny and miss ruby love you bunches 'n tons!
the booker man

Jazzi said...

Oh Frankie,
The girls will still love you. I think it is just part of maturing and getting more manly. You still look handsome as ever!!


Sandra said...

Frankie, I am a long hair too, but my mom is always cutting my hair short because she says that I have a tendency to act like a swiffer (whatever that means). Ooooh, maybe they sell some kind of doggy rogane?? You should call the vet and ask if he has some for sale.

Mango said...

OK, Frankie, try to remain calm. Maybe your ears aren't getting shorter, but your neck is getting longer. It could happen.

Watch out for hair growing out of your snooter. I know that happened to my master when he started getting older. And prepare yourself for grey furs.


Dennis the Vizsla said...

I think some heavy bling earrings will take care of this.