BUTT WAIT iiiiiiiiiiii we told you there was MORE...

We did promise that you would have MORE of our Mom coming into the MODERN AGE...
      She has had an Actual KINDLE to read E-Books from... fur AGES and Ages...   Butt she doesn't like how she has to push the Page Turning BUTTONS on the side...  so she hardly EVER did use it...
    Butt it was there fur when she had to go places where there were gonna be LONG Waits... and she could READ the time away...    Well folks...  you will NOT believe what she did AFTER she got the New Smart Phone...   She went BACK to the VERIZON Kidlets and said  she wanted HELP to put a Kindle APP on there...    so she can read on the Phone...  (NOTE:   these Kidlets do NOT work CHEAP... they CHARGE her... a Baggie of her home made Cookies fur their help iiiiiiiii    YES they do... butt the have said they are NOT going NEAR anything that she BUSTES Up like the BUSTED Exclamation and #1 key...  not even fur an ENTIRE BATCH of cookies iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   so we are still stuck with the AUSSIE Method of Exclaming stuffs iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii )
       SO that time when she was at the Verizon store... BEGGING fur Smart Phone HELP....iiiiiiiiiiiii
They said... " HEY,  want a FREE ....  TABLET????   It will ONLY cost you like $87,00000.00 MORE each month...  butt we will GIVE you the TABLET fur FREE iiiiiiiiiiiii"
   Now our mom is a SUCKER fur anythingy FREE... so she JUMPED on that with BOTH Feets..
     Score 87 fur the Kidlets at the Verizon Store...    AND fur our Mom....

 She putted OUR pic on there...

 and then    Added some APPS   fur   EMAIL and Weather and  a ROOSTER Alarm clock  and....Baaaawahhhhhh   even the KINDLE ....      NOW she can read on the TABLET... really EASY since it turns the pages with a Tiny TAP of the Finger...  

 THEN she had to go get a   DESIGNER Case fur it...(Another $8.78)  from that FAMOUS design house of WALLY MARTE.      and There you have it Furends....   Our mom is now ....

Livin LARGE in the Modern Era....     NO  Land Line...        Smart PHONE ONLY....  and  the Tablet that can do EVERYTHING...except make Phone calls...       The Dinosaur   FOSSIL... Silly Senior Citizen     OUR MOM    is   finally UP TO DATE with the Rest of the world...

  WE can even use BOTH of them to do our BLOG... in a PINCH....   butt the Key Boards are TINY and it is kinda Hard to do with our paws....

BUTT WAIT....  there's MORE....  on these two KEYBOARDS... every KEY has its LETTER on there... and   guess what ELSE???????    BOTH of them have   ! and #1   Working...     Until she finds some way to BUST it.     Just sayin...    

Sadly.....   the all roached up Keyboard on the Laptop is STILL the way we will be doing 87,000%   of our Posts... and Comments...   sooooooooo dear furends  we are just gonna have to learn to LOVE  the AUSSIE METHOD   iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii       when it comes to  our BELOVED   !   thingy.        Just sayin  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BTW...... we were NOT kiddin about the Kidlets that work at the local Verizon Store...   Our Mom DOES take them COOKIES....   whenever she has to have HELP with our Intermutts and NOW with the Phone or Tablet...     They call her ....   THE COOKIE LADY...    
   If you don't believe US.... just ask Cussin SARGE.... he will tell you it is true...  His MOM once went into the Verizon Store With our Mom...     and  got to see them    Snatch the Bag of Cookies...   and then ask...    What can we do fur you TODAY???   
PeeS..... we just noticed somethingy....  if we get just 4 more Followers...
we will be at Three HUNDRED .... EIGHTY SEVEN        387 
 Wow that would be cause to CELEBRATE...  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

PHONEy Baloney.....

OKAY,  We hope that you are sitting down fur THIS one....   Back in November... our Mom went OFF THE Squirrel End...     TRULY she did...
    You all know that her is OLDER than Dinosaurs...    and fur ALL those many years she had never EVER ...  NOT had a Land Line Phone.   She can't remember to feed us on OUR time ... butt she can still recite     1969GL     that was her FURST ever telephone number...    and there was NO DIAL on the phone, in Detroit..  you just picked up the thingy and said    1969 GLadstone.  
    OK....  toddle waddle   inch   FLASH forward to November  2014...   SHE got a Burr up her butt... and   Went   Kicking and Screaming  into the Modern World...      SHE gotted a Smart Phone... and had the Land Line Ported over to it... and POOF...  No more Land Line on this hill.      
   HERE it is.....  on the Bidness side...

 HERE it is on the BACK  which we had MOM be SURE to get a GOOD STURDY Protector (in our favorite BLUE color) fur.... beclaws Everybuddy knows that She KILLS stuffs...  like  the STILL BUSTED  i   and #1 key... and the Long list of keys with NO NAMES...  

 It has BEEN a CHALLENGE fur US.... to teach her stuffs like how to take a pawper... SELFIE

 and that she could even add a border around one...  

 OMD the OLD FOSSIL is  outta the DARK AGES....

BUTT WAIT...... THERE's MORE....
   , butt you have to see and hear about THAT... TOMORROW    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   

GAMES fur Madi's Box Bash day....

HEY Everybuddy.... it's ME.... Ernie...    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii      I am adopting the AUSSIE Exclamation Point... in honor of my Girrrrrrrlfurend  the Foxy    ROXY.  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     and also beclaws the real key is STILL BUSTED iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Now then, I wanted to tell you that Sarge is hosting Madi's BOX BASH and I (Ernest vonSchnitzel) gets to be IN CHARGE of the GAMES fur the big day...  
   Here is what I am thinkin we all might enjoy
    BOBBING fur SNACKS....  like Tube Steaks and Milkbones....

 TUG OF WAR.....       THIS is a pic from when I was just a PUPPY...  

 And how about some Bowling fur BONES....?????????????    

I have about 87 OTHER games in mind, also....
 so be Pawpared to have some BIG FUN on  Jan. 10th..  Just sayin....  
     You won't need to do anythingy....  just BE there....  all the Games will be FREE fur everybuddy who comes to Madi's Box Bash...    (and PEES...  we hear there will be like 75 or MORE of you...)

Chicken LIZARDS.....

OMD did we EVER have a super New Year's Eve and New Year's Day FEAST...   iiiiiiiiiiiii

Our mom cookered up      SCARED (aka CHICKEN) LIZARDS fur us...  
     
Our Snooters were....

 Sniffin OVERTIME while they cookered fur like 87 days...  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 We thought we would FAINT from the Delicious Smell of them Simmering away... then FINALLY they were Tender...  or as Tender as Chicken Lizards can EVER get...  and were ready fur HER to hack them up....  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii      (note that we are still being forced to use the Aussie !  Method)

 We had like 87 bazillion bites on N Y E    and while we watched the Rose Pawrade yesterday iiiiiii

Hope you had some DELIGHTFUL foodables to help you usher in the NEW YEAR of 2015   iiiii
   
PeeS.... that is NOT a real cuppa Coffee... it is one of Mom's Cuttering up thingys that she uses to pawtect the counter top...        Butt the CHICKEN LIZARDS.... ARE real... and tasty too iiiiiiiiiiiii

HAPPY NEW YEAR iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

This is our FURST post fur the NEW YEAR iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii       Sadly we are still being forced to use the   AUSSIE   Exclamation Point system.... as our REAL key is STILL busted iiiiiiiiiii

     We COULD get a USB keyboard... as Kismet suggested... butt we are Dachshunds and that means we are stubborn... and we intend to Rub OLD HAM HANDS' (aka Mom) Nose in the fact that SHE is the one who BUSTED the key iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii    

NOW....  we want to wish YOU and your Peeps   a VERY MUCH HAPPY NEW YEAR  2015  iiiiiii

We believe that a New Year   REVOLUTION is in order...
   Soooooooooo   here you go... this us     REVOLVING AROUND our Christmas toys....

We also understand that TRADITION says we have to make some PAWmises fur what we will and will NOT do in the next 87 days or so... until we totally furget what we pawmised iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I, Frankie Furter will not let MOM (aka ol' ham hands) Furget that SHE is the one who BUSTED the exclamation key....   and is forcing us to use the AUSSIE Method  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
       Ernie doesn't have TIME to make a REVOLUTION right now... beclaws he has to STUDY fur a big TEST.      He is going to be TRYING to follow in my pawprints.... IF he Passes gas the test.
   It is not easy living in this house...   what with MOM killing all the keyboard Keys and Ernie...  constantly having his nose up my butt trying to LIVE  MY LIFE  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I really am hoping that 2015 will be 87,000 times better here in Blogville, fur all of our dear furends...    one filled with LOVE and HAPPINESS.       OKAY....  Ernie is hoping fur the same thingy...  OF COURSE...  
    So did you make any REVOLUTIONS fur the New Year?