Monday, January 5, 2015

BUTT WAIT iiiiiiiiiiii we told you there was MORE...

We did promise that you would have MORE of our Mom coming into the MODERN AGE...
      She has had an Actual KINDLE to read E-Books from... fur AGES and Ages...   Butt she doesn't like how she has to push the Page Turning BUTTONS on the side...  so she hardly EVER did use it...
    Butt it was there fur when she had to go places where there were gonna be LONG Waits... and she could READ the time away...    Well folks...  you will NOT believe what she did AFTER she got the New Smart Phone...   She went BACK to the VERIZON Kidlets and said  she wanted HELP to put a Kindle APP on there...    so she can read on the Phone...  (NOTE:   these Kidlets do NOT work CHEAP... they CHARGE her... a Baggie of her home made Cookies fur their help iiiiiiiii    YES they do... butt the have said they are NOT going NEAR anything that she BUSTES Up like the BUSTED Exclamation and #1 key...  not even fur an ENTIRE BATCH of cookies iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   so we are still stuck with the AUSSIE Method of Exclaming stuffs iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii )
       SO that time when she was at the Verizon store... BEGGING fur Smart Phone HELP....iiiiiiiiiiiii
They said... " HEY,  want a FREE ....  TABLET????   It will ONLY cost you like $87,00000.00 MORE each month...  butt we will GIVE you the TABLET fur FREE iiiiiiiiiiiii"
   Now our mom is a SUCKER fur anythingy FREE... so she JUMPED on that with BOTH Feets..
     Score 87 fur the Kidlets at the Verizon Store...    AND fur our Mom....
 She putted OUR pic on there...
 and then    Added some APPS   fur   EMAIL and Weather and  a ROOSTER Alarm clock  and....Baaaawahhhhhh   even the KINDLE ....      NOW she can read on the TABLET... really EASY since it turns the pages with a Tiny TAP of the Finger...  

 THEN she had to go get a   DESIGNER Case fur it...(Another $8.78)  from that FAMOUS design house of WALLY MARTE.      and There you have it Furends....   Our mom is now ....
Livin LARGE in the Modern Era....     NO  Land Line...        Smart PHONE ONLY....  and  the Tablet that can do EVERYTHING...except make Phone calls...       The Dinosaur   FOSSIL... Silly Senior Citizen     OUR MOM    is   finally UP TO DATE with the Rest of the world...

  WE can even use BOTH of them to do our BLOG... in a PINCH....   butt the Key Boards are TINY and it is kinda Hard to do with our paws....

BUTT WAIT....  there's MORE....  on these two KEYBOARDS... every KEY has its LETTER on there... and   guess what ELSE???????    BOTH of them have   ! and #1   Working...     Until she finds some way to BUST it.     Just sayin...    

Sadly.....   the all roached up Keyboard on the Laptop is STILL the way we will be doing 87,000%   of our Posts... and Comments...   sooooooooo dear furends  we are just gonna have to learn to LOVE  the AUSSIE METHOD   iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii       when it comes to  our BELOVED   !   thingy.        Just sayin  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BTW...... we were NOT kiddin about the Kidlets that work at the local Verizon Store...   Our Mom DOES take them COOKIES....   whenever she has to have HELP with our Intermutts and NOW with the Phone or Tablet...     They call her ....   THE COOKIE LADY...    
   If you don't believe US.... just ask Cussin SARGE.... he will tell you it is true...  His MOM once went into the Verizon Store With our Mom...     and  got to see them    Snatch the Bag of Cookies...   and then ask...    What can we do fur you TODAY???   
PeeS..... we just noticed somethingy....  if we get just 4 more Followers...
we will be at Three HUNDRED .... EIGHTY SEVEN        387 
 Wow that would be cause to CELEBRATE...  iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

33 comments:

Jeanne Pursell said...

WooHOO! Way to GO Mom!! So happy for your mom...she will love it...once she gets used to it!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

The Florida Furkids said...

Mom bought a bluetooth keyboard for her tablet...it made things a bit easier for her.

We're MOL @ the cookies! No wonder they like helping her.

The Florida Furkids

Mr. Pip said...

Congrats! This is very exciting. My assistant also just added the Kindle app to her phone. Her old phone broke ...actually the other guy (papa) sat on her old phone and cracked it ...and then she dropped it AGAIN! So, she needed a new phone and now on her new phone she is reading books using the Kindle app and helping me comment on blogs on her way to work. It makes life very easy and convenient.

Enjoy!

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie and Ernie please tell you mom we are so very proud of her...evidently the kidlets can and did teach a senior dog new tricks.

Mom said she do your windows for a bag of cookies
Hugs madi your bfff

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
YEAHHHHHHH - I have the K-app on this tablet and would not bother to get a separate reader at all. Also, this tablet came with a detachable keyboard, so major typing can be done when on the road (like now) and poor Voovoo the Vaio hardly gets missed...

I already love the iiiiiiiiiii exclamark &*> 'cept my font is diffo... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD...and I thoughted my Mom was doin good with just a Smart Phone (and yes, it IS smarter den her is). Don't think her teenie weenie brain could handle anything more...

iiiii

Amy Boyer said...

I'll bet the Verizon kidlets (love that word!) look forward to their visits from the cookie lady. Once you have a smartphone, laptop, kindle, and tablet, there is no going back. I love all mine (except I have a mac not a laptop). And you are 100% right, the big keyboard is the way to go for posting. Congrats on scoring a free tablet - it is addicting.

Mark Muller said...

aaaaah that's the trick? hmmm. butt it will not work for us, if we bring cokkies what my mom made to that phone guys they will die or run to the bathroom without telling me the secrets of that app-world. (we had a super adventure to install a simple whats app thingy, what a drama... I feel shame for my staff)
Easy Rider

marley said...

*slinks in* ello for yoo Frankie my pal...i iz saying like 87 pologees for not bein abowt in Blogsville last munff an ardly keepin up wiv yore stuffs...I iz bak now after I Xmas brake...iz good to see yore hill comin into da 21st senturee my pal....mebbe one day we sees yoo on Twitter..anyhoo, appy new years for yoo an Ernie

stellaroselong said...

How cool is that! Our momma loves her kindle but HATES trying to blog on it.....it always changes the words she is really typing to some weird word that does not make any sense....cookies always work mom thinks that is a great idea.
She is afraid though in her case it will turn out like the time she tried to pay it forward and the man would not take her money ...it was very embarrassing.
stella rose

Kismet said...

I hate to disillusion you. There is a way to make phone calls on the tablet He does it all the time because it's free. Long distance to US and Canada is 87 times the price I just told you.

C.L.W.STEP said...

Yeah, techno-kids don't work cheap!

Casey said...

Wow, your momma is fancy now! My momma has a Kindle and smart phone, but no tablet!

Mitch and Molly said...

We are very, very proud of your mom, Frankie and Ernie! She is so much more with it than our mom!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Noodles said...

F&E,
My mommys are totally committed to the modern world and would be lost without their iPhones and iPads and iMacs and i i i. . .
The Kindle App for iPad and iPhone is the awesomest. My Mommy #2 would be lost without it cuz she rides the train a MILLION hours to work and back again. Gotta fill those hours up somehow.
Love Noodles

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...From zero to full technology!! We think your Mama is now a Modern Millie for sure!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oooo, that looks so cool! Especially where you two are on the front.
Dip and Elliot x

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Lady just got the kindle app for her iPad she hardly uses. She had a huge party this week because she figured out how to install a chrome cast all by herself. Peeps are lame, that is all we are saying.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Whoooa! Congratulations to mom for entering the space age. Wait til she starts playing solitaire, you will never get fed
Lily & Edward

Marley said...

Great day! Lady's brother gave her a Kindle Fire HD6. It does way more than her Kindle Touch. She loves it. She has a smart phone but doesn't know how to drive it too well yet.
Licks,
Malrey

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Well, you're way ahead of HER. SHE does use and LOVE HER Kindle. We were runnin' out of shelf space....SHE like rereading books, so doesn't get rid of them.

Also, SHE's one of the dying breed of touch typists, so using those little keyboards drives HER nuts!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Jumped right in woth both feet! Mom loves her tablet, she can check emails and blogs in the morning without turning on the computer, but she perfers the computer to help us write our blog. She has the kindle app for reading on it
She just upgraded her prepaid cell phone to a sorta smart phone but it is confusing her and she has to watch how much she does.
Looking forward to the fun stuff later this week
hugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel

LetterstoAndrew said...

Now your mom needs a new laptop (Mac) then the iPhone, the iPad and the Mac all 'talk' to each other. You take one picture with your phone and viola, it's also on your iPad and your computer.

Just sayin....

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

welcome the the modern age :)

Sam said...

Hmm..your mom should just offer someone a dozen free cookies for a new keyboard.

Emma said...

What is with you guys and 87? Glad you are getting up to date with your technology. We only do my blog on the laptop. Mom says it is to risky to mess with it on her phone or tablet, but lots of bloggers do.

Susie and Sidebite said...

Welll, guess we just might unfollow....cause now your way over our tiny ity bity teach No skills
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Barharhar, ours works

The Mad Scots

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

I am sure your mum will love it when she gets used to it. Enjoy mum

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Kindle. Wow. I wonder if your mom will look to see if they make snowfreak covers fur the kindle?

FinleytheWestie said...

My Momma still don't have no Kindle thingy... she sez she just likes the feel of a book, and doin' things like readin' in da tub, or in da pool in da summer...

We dids git rid of da landline... and she is purdy fluent in Mac-ese... well, fur a dinosawr....

Millie and Walter said...

Those kids at the Verizon store must love your mom. We hope they don't put a bug in her phone or tablet just so she has to come back more often. BOL!

Sagira said...

Oh boy....our parents got a new smart phone on Black Friday and the get SUCKERED into getting TWO of those Ellipsis tablets for "FREE" and was told they are so much better than the Ipad, etc. ugh...momster knew she shouldn't have take them but was told they would only be $10 more a month but when momster got her bill she was being charged $30 a PIECE for those things and they didn't hold battery life nearly as well as our IPad so momster had to PAY Verizion $79 EACH just to take them back. BOOO HISS BOOOO HISS! She learned her lesson there and will no longer take something she didn't originally got into the Verizon store for, BOL>

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow a noo fone and a noo tablet with a kindle on it and evrything!!! it sownds like santa kaym bak for sekonds ha ha ha!!! hay yore mama is way ahed of my dada hoo stil has a dum fone and no tablet and only a regyoolar blak and wite kindle and he is supposedly a teknolodjee person!!! ok bye