More Rodent thoughts

Hi everybuddy,
I think this rampant rodent issue needs a bit more discussion.
Frankie Mae tells me that she goes to Petsmart (one of my favorite places to shop also) and that she looks at the rodents they have. I am afraid that she may be missing the point there. Those are the rodents that have been obviously CAPTURED and JAILED. She says that her tail wags when she sees them. Of course it does. Whose tail would not wag with joy knowing that OUR world is a better place with those nasty things behind glass and off our grassy places. That is Just What We Need. More captures and confinements.
Tinkerbell Oscar and Tucker also brought up a point about those RABBITS. They are some of the worst offenders. They are soooo sneaky and vicious. They have People fooled by those "cute looks" of theirs. T.O. & T. said that they have one career offender that hides under their porch and then springs out and scares the Cat Crap out of them. Isn't that just the worst story you have ever heard? WHY I ask you has this story NOT made the Today Show??? I mean really, Oscar, Tucker, and Tinkerbell are such sweet loving rule following citizens. Why do they have to put up with this type of terrorism? Where is Homeland Security??? Why are they not protecting my three dear furends from these vicious attacks?????
The poor souls are now hoping that they will have some relief from this hideous situation as soon as the weather turns cooler. I hate to burst their bubble...butt I know for a fact that chipmunks and rabbits don't care how cold and snowy it gets. They will still be out there waiting to attack. At my house those vicious violators are out in the WORST weather STEALING from my mom's bird feeders.
Yes, my dear furends, we MUST come up with a plan of action. We Must develop a network to share our stories, No Matter how Hideous, to keep this issue out there in the limelight. We need to start demanding that our world be made safe for us to tend to our most basic needs (peeing and pooping and afternoon naps in the sunshine) in peace.
Yes We CAN bring about change. (I kind of borrowed that from our Pepsodent, Bark O'Momma. I am sure he won't mind. After all, there is one of our kind in his White House, you know.)