How to get the Most out of you 2-legger(s)

Okay !!! Yesterday started out at 20 degrees and went to a bright sunny 45!! Since I had not been "off the hill" since Dec. 27th. I thought it was time to get out and about.
I convinced mom and dad that they needed... Fresh air, a change of Scenery, and Groceries. Not necessarily in that order.
As soon as I finished my blogging and checked my E and P mails, I hid between my 'cliner chair and the table. This always causes "them" to heap much attention (AKA whines and whimpers and general begging) on my little self. This is something that I find most amusing. They THINK that I still hate to go in Jennifer the Jeep. Little do they know that I am now Pretending just to get them to beg and plead with me. I wish you could be here to see and hear it. WAAAAY too entertaining to EVER allow them to quit.
It took 87 mins. for mom to get me out so that she could put my hoodie on me and .... the best part.... CARRY me down the steps and into Jennifer's room. It was all I could do to keep from Howling Out Loud.
So anyway this is just ONE of the things that I do to ensure that I get the MOST out of my 2-leggers.
Not to mention our stop at PetSmart... for me to have DAD hold me up so that H E could look at the birds and mice and other neat stuff. hehehehehehehehehe
Care to share some of your "training tips"????????
I am thinking of putting together a .......... MANIPULATION MANUAL.