OMD OMD...... WHO put That picture up on the Overhead???? PENNY... did YOU do that???
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OK Class.... Let's get UP and do some Stretches and some BELCHING before we Start... That should help keep you in your seats and behavin yourselves for this session. At least I HOPE it will.
Now.... as you SillyBus states... we have already covered stuffs like... GIVE AWAYS and SIGNS and CORPORATE sPAWnsorships and I have answered a couple of your questions.
Now.... as you SillyBus states... we have already covered stuffs like... GIVE AWAYS and SIGNS and CORPORATE sPAWnsorships and I have answered a couple of your questions.
Another question I was asked is..... What is your opinion of PAWlitical Parties?
Easy one to answer... I am.... ALL Fur PAWTIES. In fact around Blogville I kinda have a Reputation fur being a PAWTY ANIMAL.
Now I want to give you some other thingys to remember. I really recommend that you take NOTES... READY... ??? FURST... the BIG RULE:
ONE furperson... ONE VOTE... you are NOT allowed to OVER STUFF the ballot boxes... which is the Opposit of UN-Stuffin a toy. You can NOT Vote more than ONE time during an election.
.... You are gonna need to KISS a LOT of Kitties and Puppies.
You must be Cautious about Sniffin while you are on the CamPAIN trail. You know what I am referrin to here... I don't mean squirrels or road kill... if you get my drift.
Don't be TOO specific when you are makin Speeches..... We will address CamPAIN PAWmises when I answer Rubie's question about Truth Bending and Cover Ups and stuffs...
You must avoid PUBLIC DISPLAYS... such as Butt Scooting.
You gotta go to lots of places like Libraries, Hospitals, Nursing Homes, Dinners .Veteran's Homes, and County Fairs. SO you need to PRACTICE your Waggin and always be Well Groomed.
As I said earlier..... YOU and YOUR NAME MUST be SEEN 87 Times fur the Voters to
Remember you on Election day!!
Now I want to give you some other thingys to remember. I really recommend that you take NOTES... READY... ??? FURST... the BIG RULE:
ONE furperson... ONE VOTE... you are NOT allowed to OVER STUFF the ballot boxes... which is the Opposit of UN-Stuffin a toy. You can NOT Vote more than ONE time during an election.
.... You are gonna need to KISS a LOT of Kitties and Puppies.
You must be Cautious about Sniffin while you are on the CamPAIN trail. You know what I am referrin to here... I don't mean squirrels or road kill... if you get my drift.
Don't be TOO specific when you are makin Speeches..... We will address CamPAIN PAWmises when I answer Rubie's question about Truth Bending and Cover Ups and stuffs...
You must avoid PUBLIC DISPLAYS... such as Butt Scooting.
You gotta go to lots of places like Libraries, Hospitals, Nursing Homes, Dinners .Veteran's Homes, and County Fairs. SO you need to PRACTICE your Waggin and always be Well Groomed.
As I said earlier..... YOU and YOUR NAME MUST be SEEN 87 Times fur the Voters to
Remember you on Election day!!
Let us REvisit the issue of Corporate sPAWnsorship. As I told you.. My camPAINS are all sponsored by LUCY and her AMAZING Avon PAWducts. I was REALLY lucky to have gotten a SpawNSOR who is totally trustworthy!!! You WILL need a sponsor to get the Give Away stuffs and SIGNS so that your name and face are out there MORE than 87 times ... just to be SURE.. sooooooo you WILL be needing that sPAWnsor to pay fur the stuffs... BUTT here is the thingy... Let's say you get a PeeMail offering you 87 green papers fur your camPAIN stuffs and it is signed
SINCERELY,
A. Nutter, President,Rodent World.. Ready Made Nests and Pre-Packaged Nuts
WOULD YOU TAKE the Green Papers??? Sure... it's Free Right.
BUTT the next day you get ANOTHER peemail Offering you ANOTHER 87 green papers and saying THIS: Our world is full of Rodents and they are Nothing butt Nuts in Nests !!
No Problem... RIGHT beclaws we Do Believe that don't we??
Sooooo you spend that 87 green papers and they say HERE... do you want ANOTHER 87 green papers?? All you have to do is SAY.. "Do you want Nuts in Nests?? Go check out the Rodent's World.
No Problem... RIGHT beclaws we Do Believe that don't we??
Sooooo you spend that 87 green papers and they say HERE... do you want ANOTHER 87 green papers?? All you have to do is SAY.. "Do you want Nuts in Nests?? Go check out the Rodent's World.
The NEXT time that A.Nutter pee mails and offers you green papers he says... "All you gotta say is.... Go to Rodent World for all your Nest and Nut Needs!"
You gotta say it... THAT way beclaws you have Already said the words and he can PROVE you did... he just changed the order a tiny bit.
And guess what... my budding PAWlitcians??? YOU just got SQUIRRELED!
So--- WATCH OUT for WHO you take your HELP from. You don't want somethingy to come Back and BITE you on the BUTT! I'm just sayin.
I have just enough time to answer this one last question: Is a candidate allowed to VOTE fur Him/Herself?You Bet your furs they are!!! I intend to .. VOTE FURTER fur MAYOR
PAWly Sigh class is now dismissed.
Don't furget to go to CROSSED PAWS and buy your Sand-Scripts Messages and your SLURPS... I will be giving a SMALL Prize to the one who receives the MOST SLURPS.
