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TODAY we are going to review  Natural Balance DENTAL CHEWS....       we were Not paid to do it.... butt Chewy.com DID send them to us fur reviewing...  

These are the VEGETARIAN Blend.... Small to Medium sized....     now we are NOT vegetarians butt fur those who ARE...  it is a super choice...
   These Dental chews help to remove Plaqu;e and Tartare....  and they are easy to digest... PLUS
they made our BREATH Fresh beclaws they have PARSLEY and Alfalfa in them.... Our mom Loves to put Parsley in our HOME MADE foodables....
   So let's take a look at what we have...

Those pics above Show and Tell all about the Natural Balance Dental Chews....  

 We waited and WATCHED as Mom Carefully opened the Bag and brought THESE out fur our full and fair evaluation.

They had lots of Ridges and stuffs to help get in all the cracks and crevices of our teefs...  the ones that MOM has trouble reaching with our Brushes and Teefs Paste....     which worries her...

We told mom to Serve them up on our SOLID SILVER Plastic PLATTER....
     ERNIE said I was the Oldest so I gotted to try them furst...

This is ERNIE.....  chewing away....

 Am I getting it in all the impawtant spots, Frankie????

 We thought they were LIP LICKIN GOOD....    and mom said our Breath DID smell good afterwards...    

Our ONLY complaint was.....    We did NOT get SECOND HELPINGS...    It seems that MOM... read that we only NEED one per day...  
       We want to Thank Chewy.com  fur allowing us the opportunity to TASTE and TRY this pawduct....    We are giving it 8 Paws UP..Plus TWO BRIGHT WHITE SMILES.....  
     Remember now..... If YOU would like these... and REALLY.... who WOULDN'T???      it is as easy as chasing a squirrel up a tree....  just go ON LINE   or CALL    Chewy.com    and they will have them to YOU....  faster than you can Deaded a Stuffie...   and THAT is Fast...  

BURGER BITES.... REVIEW fur CHEWY.COM

Our BELOVED  Furends at Chewy.com     sent us Free of Charge...   a package of DELICIOUSNESS...   to sample and give our HONEST and FAIR Opinion of.

Dick Van Patten's    NATURAL BALANCE..... BURGER BITES....   VENISON Formula.
    Now these treats came in a Cute Package...  butt LOOKS can Sometimes be deceiving... sooooo

 We gave it the SNIFF TEST....

 And the SHAKE test....      Just to be SURE they were SOFT Chews like the package SAID...  YEP, they Passed THAT test, Too...

 So we had mom OPEN the bag and give us EACH one to SAMPLE... and we went CRACKER DAWG CRAZY...   DEMANDING that she give us another... and she DID...   THAT gave us the chance to FULLY Taste them...  and let us tell you THIS... The Package SAID   Delectable Delights right on it.... and they did NOT fib to us... not one bit...    These thingys ARE Delightful and Delectable fur SURE...         HOWEVER,  while Mom was cutting the package open... we saw something DREADFUL on the Back...  

We are NOT going to SHOW it HERE  and we Did NOT show it to MOM either....      we don't want the peeps to be getting any STINGY Ideas...  
    Shhhhhhhhhhh don't Mention this pawt... butt on the back there was a sticker that said.....
             Break into SMALL pieces for your SMALL dog.  

OMD  OMD    we do NOT want THAT to happen...    Not when these BURGER BITES are SOOOO good...    and good fur us...beclaws they are Made in the USA.. and the MAIN Two Ingredients are VENISON and TURKEY....        Friends, THOSE are MEAT   and you all KNOW that MEAT is GOOD...  
   BUTT WAIT there was ANOTHER Scary thingy on the Back... it says...  KEEP Package SEALED after Opening....    NOW WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ONE..?????   Furst they say break into teeny tiny pieces and then the say SEAL IT UP After Opening...   We don't want EITHER of THOSE thingys to occur... We want FULL SIZE Pieces...
 and we can't have THOSE if the bag is KEPT  {{{SHIVER}}}  SEALED.  
    THERE ARE TOO MANY STRANGE RULES HERE...  Just SAYIN...
Thankfully our mom did NOT see Either of those thingys...  and she IS giving us Full SIZE BITES and SHE IS opening the bag... when we ASK her to.      WHEW...  
    So furends, when YOU get out YOUR FLEASA Card, and make your CHEWY.COM order,    do NOT let your moms be puttin on their CHEATER GLASSES... and reading the NOT so Fine Print on the package... when it arrives.     BTW.. We THINK squirrels put those on there.

   We would like to THANK Chewy.com fur giving us the chance to sample and review these Natural Balance Burger Bites...  and to tell you that we are giving them 8 paws up... fur what is IN the bag... butt not fur the sillyness on the OUTSIDE of it...   BaaaaaWaaaah.